Artie is still sick but came in anyways. A doctor has prescribed antibiotics for a chest cold and he is taking Hawaiian Punch for Vitamin C, lol. Howard and Robin said now that we see you are sick, you can go home. Obviously Artie has to stick it out for his Borgata plug : (clarification: Borgata show is sold out)
More Artie Updates
Gambling
Artie’s bookie is feeling the pressure, complaining that Artie is too high profile, saying he is being chased by cops and backing out of paying Artie. He owes Artie roughly $55,000 and Artie is basically letting him go. He is playing into Artie’s soft side telling him about his wife and young kids. CAN ANYONE SAY SUCKER?!
Dana
Artie had talked to Dana while he was sick. He will probably send her something for Valentines Day but feel he over did it with all the flowers a week before the holiday. He wouldn’t admit to “wooing” her and said he wasn’t sure what it meant.
It’s an insult to our intelligence but he can get away with it. More power to him.
He sounds so happy, I guess that’s what happens after a two day heroin binge.
Artie’s a fn A HOLE!!!!!! Letting his bookie go on this and got played. He only got 18 grand out of 78 grand, and told the guy to forget about the rest. Artie says he feels bad, the guy has kids etc. They saw him coming. WOW!!
He goes “What am I supposed to do, tell him to give me a hundred bucks a week?” Everyone screamed YES lol. The guy is gonna TOTALLY be back in business!
Isn’t the Borgata sold out? Artie doesn’t need to plug it.
Why the fuck is Artie sending Valentines stuff to Dana? She’s playing him.
Artie, for Valentines Day you should give your load to a whore.
The borgota gig is sold out!! He doesn’t need the plug.
He needs to plug he is still alive for the gig.
When is this fat load gonna die already…enough. He’s an untalented, unfunny, homophobic loser. He can’t maintain a relationship without paying the chick to do him and he loves picking on people he considers to be fuck’d up even though he is the most disturbed individual on the show. I’m living for the blurb on Entertainment Tonight about how Artie Lange was found dead by a hooker, buried undeneath a pile of pizza boxes with coke all over his face….go away already.
I think he’s talented and funny, but not as much as he thinks he is.
Since it hasn’t been said already…Manx is a fuckin’ fool. Artie is the “most disturbed individual on the show”? We are talking about the same show that has certified retards and certified racists, right? A reality note: Manx started a post on a website titled “Save Baby Gorilla” with “When is this fat load gonna die already…”.
Ya know something, I’m watching Howard TV now with Artie back after missing the 2 days. And I gotta say I’m really glad he’s back. I missed him. George Takei said once there is something wonderfully loveable about him. I really hope he doesn’t go anytime soon.
i want howard tv!!
It is a MUST yo! The old ch 9 shows are great too.
Youtube has a lot of stuff too.
yea ive watched a bunch of stuff on there.