Eric the Midget and Kendra meet
I caught it about half way through this morning but apparently Eric and Kendra finally met. She stayed with Eric for 2 days, went to a strip club (Kendra’s idea - surprise), met Jimmy Kimmel and did a photo shoot. But that’s wear the fairy tale ended… Howard asked Eric about the claim that Eric’s friends convinced him to “play the field” and Eric confirmed it.
Kendra then called up during the discussion mad. Eric reiterated to her on the phone that he doesn’t want to be with her. He said he wasn’t sure what happened. Kendra asked if going to the strip club may have opened his eyes to a new world, Eric agreed.
Then Howard brought up that he thought they had prearranged this in order to get out of the whole ploy. Jimmy said there was some porn quality acting going on. “This is not a goof stern!” Eric bit back.
Steve Langford came in and broke a story he has been working on that this is all a scam. Johnny Frado and Patrick (introduced Kendra to Eric) are listed as sources. Steve claims to have text messages that prove his case. Eric says they were “doctored” by Patrick. Howard asked Eric and Kendra to swear on the life of their mother that they were telling the truth and they did.
Howard went back to treating the whole situation like it was real prying Eric for a reason why its over with Kendra. Eric had no reason. Johnny Frado called in and said that he thought the stripper said something dirty to him and got his mind turning. Eric agreed. YACK YACK.
Howard said he didn’t know what to believe and wanted a lie detector on Eric. Steve said that his source Patrick was willing to take a lie detector. Gary chimed in and said that the rumor going around the office was that Johnny was trying to take over the Stern fan crowd from Mutt (SFN) so this whole fraud was created to get more attention.
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Part of me thinks this is fake. Either 1) The Stern camp created another masterpiece, 2) Johnny, Eric and Kendra committed fraud against the Show or 3) its real and Kendra is nuts or just lying to Eric to get her website popular.
Steve Langford seems pretty convinced and maybe he is just doing a bit of pit bull news reporting trying to create a story but I just don’t get how Kendra and Eric would have”hooked up” in the first hand. This may have been all concocted to get more attention to Eric and his web cam show. With Steve breaking the story and with them already meeting there wasn’t much further they could go on with anyways. Being that Eric is a horrible ad-liber, Johnny Frado had to call in order to salvage the bad acting on the part of Eric.
On the other hand if it is real, I can understand how they would meet and things would go completely wrong. I myself have met girls on the Internet and after talking with them awhile you think the person is one way and within 5 minutes of meeting them in person its completely fucked. Eric doesn’t want to hurt her feelings so he doesn’t give a reason on the phone.
February 25th, 2008 at 11:04 am
This whole bit has the bullshit meter pined. I love how Eric keeps saying he’s trying to be “honorable” with a chick that performs sex acts for money. Talk about a dichotomy.
February 25th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Artiefan Max hardcore said it best on the stern show a few months back. “Women that are in this business are broken toys”. Also Chris Rock comes to mind, “If you’re a father and your daughter is a stripper, you fucked up”
February 25th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Hot. I think she needs to be skull fucked by a rat.
February 25th, 2008 at 11:17 am
@ Arties Heart — More like “dickotomy”.
February 25th, 2008 at 11:42 am
It looks like she has a dick.
February 25th, 2008 at 11:47 am
They were caught that it was all bullshit, so they made up that Eric wants to play the field. Or Eric found out it was bullshit, and maybe Johnny paid him off to play along. No way is this whole thing true. But I hear ya on the meeting someone from the Internet. A bad experience can make one shy away from it again. Happened to me as well.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Of course it’s bull, look at her, look at him.
But it makes good radio.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Look at her for Christs sake. She’s every mans fucking dream. Just think of the shit a guy can do with her. She probably don’t realize it but a woman with her looks and abilities can have anything in the fucking world she wants. Eric is a screaming fucking homo midget. If he don’t take that little gnarled up little pecker of his and slap it across her whore face, then he really is a fucking homo.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Imagine hearing a knocking on your door and when you open it she is standing there. She is there to tell you that you’ve won a contest and that she is the prize. You can have her for an entire evening to do with as you please.
There is nothing and I mean nothing that any man wouldn’t do just to watch her get undressed in front of you.
Absolutely fucking stunning woman. The possibility exists that if she told me that I can have her for one hour, but I would have to leave my wife and family forever after that hour, and then chop off my dick. I would probably take that hour with her.
February 25th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Okay, it does make good radio - but if it is bullshit, then stop this shit. The beauty of the show has been you never knew if it was real or not. If its BS, Eric should get penalized or something even though i love hearing the little prick squirm on the air.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
They did the same thing with the “You know what to do call” to Fratto. Eric called up all happy that he said they got one over on the show. It was Johnny who played the message too. I just have a feeling Johnny is behind all of this, maybe it’s women’s instinct lol
February 25th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Why is everyone so stunned that this girl turned out to be a whore? Her uncle probably diddled the shit out of her and she wanted to find a harmless man & Eric the peice of shit midget is the definition of harmless
February 25th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Not stunned at all, I never bought any of it, because it’s all bs.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Im not surprised… lots of girls are whore/stripper/porn stars…