Eric quits the show again
I keep waking up halfway through these Eric the Midget bits. Now Eric is admitting to lying… but not what we all thought he was lying about. He claims that yesterday was all a sham and that they were lying about breaking up so the show would get off Kendra’s back. And now that he has a beautiful (whore) girlfriend, he is going to leave the show.
But we have all heard this before. He will be back to a week or two. He thinks the Stern fans will keep giving him attention after he leaves. Everyone really needs to leave him alone so he can see just how much the show does for his lonely ass life.
Eric the Midget on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Thanks to Allison for finding it for me!
February 26th, 2008 at 9:03 am
I’m thinking about cutting my legs off, having someone beat my arms with a sledge hammer until they are disfigured, lose my hair, gargle with bleach, get glasses, get an poor attitude and start calling into the Stern show from my wheelchair.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Howard was totally right, Eric would have UGOTZ without Howard, no JFSC, No Kendra, No Jimmy Kimmel show, No American Dreams. Oh and he is soooooooooo calling in again. God I can’t wait for that day. Oh and Johnny says he is done with Howard?? He’s fed up with how Howard and Jimmy treated Eric yesterday on the air. What BS.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Eric: “I’m at the point in my life where I don’t need anything else, I have the JFSC and a beautiful girlfriend” Howard was right, they will both go away. Eric says “Goodbye for good” I wish they could cancel his subscription to Sirius somehow.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Hey Artie’s Heart, but on the other hand look at what it will get you!
A 4 second role on American Dreams, A whore willing to pose for pictures with you, and put in a charade that you are a couple, Apperances on Late night TV. You’ll also develop the most piss poor attitude on earth! How could you walk away from that. Hotttttttt. lol
February 26th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I have the perfect movie roll for Eric. He could play an evil doll that comes to life. Like chucky only more gay.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Good ridden to that little ungrateful asshole. But we all know that he will call back.
February 26th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Remember when they tried acting out that story with Eric a while back. Fred may have come up with his name, I was dying.. Teentsy Weentsy the Terrible. haha. It was like a superhero type thing.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Eric is an ungrateful little piece of shit. If it wasn’t for Howard he would have NOTHING. He only keeps Eric around because he amuses him.
What a tool. Eric will die a bitter, lonely, little man.
February 27th, 2008 at 10:00 am
How self important is this nitwit to have a press conference!?!?! Did anyone check out his photo op after the conference?
http://www.foxnews.com/images/311137/1_61_100407_potatohead_ecstasy2.jpg
March 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I want to drop that asshole off the top of the Sears Tower…wheelchair included.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
The pressure will be too great and that little bastard will be calling in again. He’ll start writing e-mails - he’ll start sending messages through intermediaries - next you’ll know he is back on the show.
He’s a little attention whore.
March 4th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
So for shits and giggles the other night I joined Stickam, and went to the JFSC chatroom. I don’t have a cam, or even filled out a profile, but everyone kissing Eric’s ass, and him as “Kendric” kicking people out it’s hysterical. Someone asked if he’d ever go on tour with Bob Levy, and he said “Sure, if Shuli wasn’t there” haha. I’m pretty sure Shuli still has that huge picture of Eric on his website.
March 4th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Well if you dont kiss his ass they kick you… but really its almost like the people that call into Riley Martin,, they play into it to keep it going… But there are were alot of people in the JFSC that say alot of shit about him too..
March 4th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Yeah, it’s funny. Lot of people talking about the show in general too. But you’re right, you have to be careful what you say lol. I was all like “Hi from Connecticut Eric”, he didn’t respond, because he was in the room but not live on cam. I was sooooo hoping for him to be on to hear “ackkk hello”
March 13th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Ahahahaha He was back on the air today. It was within the first hour of the show. I’ve had the west coast feed on, so he may even call in later on too. Johnny called in, and Eric is STILL saying Johnny dialed the phone, and won’t admit defeat lol. Eric was getting pissed at Johnny it seemed, I’m so skeptical of their motives though.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Howard was asking him about Kendra, and how his website says he is single, Johnny asys tell him Eric, Eric goes “I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one” LMAO
March 13th, 2008 at 9:20 am
LOL, allison .. i was gonna use that as my headline but you beat me to it.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Oh snap! I’m sorry.