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Archive for February, 2008

Show on Break

Monday, February 18th, 2008

No show :(

Eric the Midget Actor’s Love Song

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

May I present to you one of the worst (best) remake’s of Wild Thing ever. This is Eric’s love song to his crazy stripper girlfriend. Full Speed Ahead Eric!

Guess Who’s Back

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Artie is still sick but came in anyways. A doctor has prescribed antibiotics for a chest cold and he is taking Hawaiian Punch for Vitamin C, lol. Howard and Robin said now that we see you are sick, you can go home. Obviously Artie has to stick it out for his Borgata plug : (clarification: Borgata show is sold out)

More Artie Updates

Gambling

Artie’s bookie is feeling the pressure, complaining that Artie is too high profile, saying he is being chased by cops and backing out of paying Artie. He owes Artie roughly $55,000 and Artie is basically letting him go. He is playing into Artie’s soft side telling him about his wife and young kids. CAN ANYONE SAY SUCKER?!

Dana

Artie had talked to Dana while he was sick. He will probably send her something for Valentines Day but feel he over did it with all the flowers a week before the holiday. He wouldn’t admit to “wooing” her and said he wasn’t sure what it meant.

Artie is out again

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Artie is still sick…

So what is it? Clearly he still isn’t working off a hangover… what do y’all think now?

(I also created a new category today for when Artie is Sick just to keep track)

No Artie Today?

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

I’ve only been listening for about 30 mins so far (west coast feed) and haven’t heard from the big man. Is he sick or is a scheduled slack off?

George Takei offended at Anti-Gay Language

Monday, February 11th, 2008

George wrote an email to Artie about how offended and upset he was over Artie’s use of gay bashing language towards High Pitch Mike. Robin said there is no excuse. Artie was apologetic and clarified that he “don’t hate gay people, I really do hate mike”. Someone needs to call Dr. Ablow and ask him if that comment makes any sense.

Artie Lange apologizes over Heath Ledger joke

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Jessica Hahn called in this morning because her long time boyfriend died of lung cancer last night. After Jessica hung up, Artie said that he needed a moment to apologize about the Heath Ledger jokes he made immediately following Heath Ledger’s death. Apparently he had gotten a good response when he used the joke on the East Coast and then went over to Las Vegas and opened the 2 shows with the joke and it killed again.

As I previously blogged, TMZ had caught the Ledger jokes on camera:

Artie losing before he even gets paid

Monday, February 11th, 2008

“When I’m up by a lot, I got so comfortable.”

Before Artie even got 10% percent of his winnings back from the Super Bowl win, Artie loses $5,500 on betting the under on the Pro Bowl.

Artie outside the Thurman Munson Awards Dinner

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Thank you to Evan for sending this picture in.

Evan and Artie outside the Munson Awards Dinner in Manhattan on Tuesday 2/4/08

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When Gorillas Attack

Friday, February 8th, 2008

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