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Artie loses weight!

Artie got weighed this morning after playing Win Fred’s Money and lost with answering only 1 question. Fred got every answer except for 1.

ARTIE LANGE IS NOW 295!

Artie said his manager mentioned he should lose weight before his trip overseas to entertain the troops.

18 Responses to “Artie loses weight!”

  1. Allison Says:

    I nodded off right after Howard was talking it up, and deciding if they should weigh Artie or not, or maybe it was the 4th time I had to get up and click the “Are you still listening” button Sirius puts up every hour and a half haha. It’s on 101 now. 5 lbs!! Go Artie! Keep it up!

  2. Artie's Stomach Says:

    Im starving, comon Artie dont do this to me!

  3. Gus Says:

    What the fuck is up with Robin’s comments after the game? As if all those answers were common knowledge. Was she kidding? I was so waiting for Artie to drop a “Why the fuck don’t you play the fucking game then?”
    Between those comments and her calling Jason fat…

  4. Allison Says:

    Agreed, she’s very cunty. She is NO one to be calling anyone fat. She was huge.

  5. ratfink Says:

    She’s an enormous cunt. She is really not that smart at all. It bothers me that she’s rich from Stern’s coat tails.

  6. Allison Says:

    Constantly fucks up the news too. And let’s see how long this vegan shit lasts.

  7. artiefan Says:

    She cant even read the news right…

  8. Allison Says:

    She’s getting laid, and could give a shit about anything else lol.

  9. artiefan Says:

    Except for if Jim farts..

  10. Allison Says:

    Maybe he could fart that chip off her shoulder LOL

  11. MattySprings Says:

    I knew it. He just looks less bloated than he has been the last few weeks. Rock on Artie.

  12. artiefan Says:

    Yea but i dont think you can fart that big head of hers off.

  13. Allison Says:

    It’s enormous.

  14. Arties Heart Says:

    Robin is a self absorbed Pious fraud.

  15. ratfink Says:

    I’m sick of Robin constantly chiming in as if she’s the authority on a subject and saying “they say…” Well more often than not “they” don’t say, but rather Robin the dumb bitch says…

  16. artiefan Says:

    I love when she gets facts wrong and talks like she knows but she is way off… she has good analysis of people and their problems sometimes but its amazing the shit she does fuck up

  17. Baby Says:

    LOL. Only 5 pounds. Artie’s got a long way to go before he gets his baby Dana back.

  18. Grandma Caprio's Ghost Says:

    Thats-a my Artie. He’s a doing just-a fine.

    Anyone hear Robin telling KC to stay away from Jim Florentine today on Master Tape Theater? How funny! Yes, I have Sirius in Heaven.

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