Life advice from Artie’s dad
It’s important to have male friends but there is nothing better than the love of a good women. (paraphrasing)
Artie quoted his father this morning trying to help Howard feel better about Howard’s relationship with Beth where both of them are their only best friends.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Uh boy, Do I get started on this or not? lol.
I’m passing on it for now, but I can’t wait for rat’s post. “F*ck a bitch, you don’t need no one but yourself bro” lol
March 5th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
My antenna is broken no sirius untill I get my new on in the mail…
Christ does regular radio suck…
I actually listened to Imus and O&A this week….
All i can say is that 1/2 of my ride my radio is on the other 1/2 i sit in silence….i can only take so many commercials and so much garbage banter
March 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
You’re close Allison.
You don’t need a bitch to be your best friend. All you need is their holes, but you can rent those. Artie can tell you about that.
Their are hot women in the world that suck and fuck and are a great time, but as soon as you make them your wife they become a no-sucking, no-fucking, nag bitch pain-in-the-ass.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I’d knew I’d be in the ballpark lol. That seems to be a theme with marraige nowadays. More and more people are believing in it less.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Honestly I know a one or two couples that are truly happy and really are better off together than apart. But I know a lot of couples that are somewhere between just living together for convenience to just fucking hating each other.
Everybody thinks they are going to be that truly happy couple but very few (I mean very very few) actually end up that way.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Yeah I know a lot of people like that too. I doubt I’ll get married.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
That sucks Arties Heart .. i usually listen to an AM station around here at night… and now Imus is on the morning , so when i wake up its to his turkey neck talk… ugh… kill me.
If you are the loner type then hey, i good chick that fits in is great.. but I dont see too many good couples anymore. Its sad to think of not wanting to get married these days when i spent the first half of my life thinking i did. This world sux.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Yeah I totally agree, things really have changed. And us single people are left with all the single moms and dads,, ugh If there was ever a dealbreaker for me, it’s if the guy had a kid or kids already. I couldn’t want them less lol.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Wow artiefan that’s pretty negative and usually you’re a “glass is half full guy.” I thought I was the angry asshole of the group.
Since you’re down I’ll try and post something positive.
Look, just because marriage is an out-dated institution doesn’t mean its the end of the world. If you really dig a chick just live together and stay as long as you continue to dig each other, but when you don’t you can just split. Just because marriage sucks that doesn’t mean women suck (the good ones do). Ok I couldn’t resist that. Chicks are still fun to hang out with and they’re really fun to fuck. So just do what feels right and when you feel like a certain chick might be the one then call me and let me remind you how fucking miserable it is to be married.
Now buck up and LETS GO FUCK SOME WHORES!
March 5th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Allison said, “if the guy had a kid or kids already. I couldn’t want them less lol.”
Damnit, just when I was thinking I might have a chance.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
hahaha that’s actually pretty decent advice coming from rat artiefan. Yeah sorry rat, your kids would always come first. Girls get sick of being on the back burner ya know? I’m sure it happens with guys too, because we (girls) get wrapped up in all kinds of shit too. And actually I meant I couldn’t want kids less. lol.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I used to not mind the idea of a girl having kids… but after watching a good friend of my get engaged to a chick with 2 girls then they broke up after she cheated on him … i saw how hard it was on the kids because they got so attached, and so did he. I’d say dating a girl with kids is not the best idea but it does depend on the girl.
ratfink - heh, well i try to keep a balanced view on the site sometimes but the truth is ive been a depressed motherfucker now for years, i got all the fucked up metal song lyrics to prove it. But its decent advice. Its tough, ive seen so many people fuck up their marriages, and i havent dated a normal girl ever - so i dont have much faith in marriage. One of my best friends seems to be having a great marriage (sans blowjobs). And my mom and dad are still together and my extended families never divorced so i come from a good background — it just seems the rest of the world is fucked. LOL.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I hear ya Artiefan,, just remember those lyrics I sent ya
March 5th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Wow, no wonder I like this site. We’re all a bunch of depressed misfits.
Fuck the world and everyone in it.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
We really are lol.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Artie will need to lose more weight and gain a firefighter’s suit for me to bone him again. Thanks for the roses fat ass!