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Guess Who’s Back … again

Eric the Midget and Johnny Fratto called in this morning. Eric said two words and hung up.

Eric called back and started bragging about his birthday party at a strip club where Johnny paid 15 “fully naked” girls to hang around him and lap dance him all night. Howard tried to get Eric to admit that he was right about Eric not leaving the show and that he would call in again. Eric wouldn’t admit to it…actually he wouldn’t even admit that he was on the phone LOL. Then he called Steve Langford an “idiotic motherfucker”. When asked about being single Eric said, “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one”. Eric then signed off with his “bye for good”.

Eric called back a third time. Apparently Johnny convinced Eric to call back and apologize. Eric went back into the boring details about the strip club. Instead of apologizing he became argumentative saying that Howard needed to get his hearing checked. He said he wasn’t back on the show as a regular caller (even though it was 3 times this morning). Howard reminded him that he said he was never calling back ever. Then the crazy bastard said he already apologized, but he hadn’t, and then he did for real.

Eric can’t admit the fact that he needs the show and without it he has no friendship with Johnny or any special treatment from anyone.

Also…

We heard this morning that Henry Hill got kicked out (and banned) out of a restaurant in Connecticut for getting drunk. I wish I had known he was going there, that place is right up the street from my apartment. LOL

25 Responses to “Guess Who’s Back … again”

  1. Allison Says:

    You could have gotten exclusive video or something!

  2. artiefan Says:

    I know that would have been great!!

  3. Arties Heart Says:

    I still have not received my car antenna. I have been listening now and then with the home stereo hook up but not that much….damn this sucks…

    Howard should have kept him off the show until that asswipe had some sort of formal apology to him and the fans. That would have been great. he should make this jerkoff grovel. Ungrateful bastard that he is.

  4. artiefan Says:

    That sux Jeff.. i havent had it in my car in forever myself… :(

    I might take the video camera over to the place and see if someone will comment on Henry Hill.. maybe i can get a first hand comment about it.

  5. ratfink Says:

    Howard is too easy on that little bastard. He needs to make him fly with balloons.

  6. artiefan Says:

    Yea ratfink, what the shit?! Where the fuck is the flying with balloons, COME ON HOWARD! FLYING WITH FUCKING BALLOONS!

  7. Chris D Says:

    I got tickets to see Artie and Greg Fitzsimmons in Wellington FL - whish is near where I live - he spoke about not liking this gig on the wrap up show today — so it will be good to see Artie live ..

  8. Allison Says:

    The balloons thing SERIOUSLY needs to happen.

  9. Allison Says:

    Oh Artie’s heart I feel for ya. That sucks not having it in your car. You guys should get a little S50, I think it’s like 50 bucks. I had an old ass Orbiter model where the head unit would pop out and go into the home unit. It finally broke, and mybrother had an s50 he wasn’t using, so thank god, not that big a lapse.

  10. artiefan Says:

    i have the s50 but i dont have a car kit.

  11. Arties Heart Says:

    I have an old sportster (about 5 years old) it works great. The thing that sucks is I move it to different cars all the time and the female piece of the antenna frays at the end so about every other year I have to but a new antenna. Normally I get it in a week. Not sure whats going on.

  12. artiefan Says:

    I had a starmate for a long time but the antenna hookup finally stopped connecting… they had that sale on radios during the holidays.. i bought the portable one but its crap findinga reception… it will probably be okay in the car but i need the kit for it.

  13. ratfink Says:

    Artie’s Heart says “and the female piece of the antenna frays at the end.”

    Ain’t that the case, its always the bitch’s fault.

  14. ratfink Says:

    Speaking of the bitch’s fault….the interviews that Sal was doing where he would ask people about why Spitzer’s wife drove him to whores are absolutely hilarious. I had one of those had to pull over I was laughing so hard moments.

  15. artiefan Says:

    HAH

    I only heard a little of the Sal interviews… I wonder if I didn’t hear the main segment… was funny!

  16. Allison Says:

    Hilarious Rat,, She could probably give a shit less, have any of you LOOKED at Spitzer? lol. Probably not, since I seem to be almost the only girl posting on here. He looks like Golum from Lord of the Rings, I think it was Gary who said that. Doesn’t exactly look like the kind of guy you can’t wait to jump into bed with….. but who knows. Maybe that’s her thing.

  17. dirt Says:

    wow the same 3 people always talking on here. Whats the over under on allisons weight. I will take the over on 250.

  18. Allison Says:

    What makes you say that dirt?

  19. Allison Says:

    Is it because I put down Spitzer’s looks, or lack thereof? You think guys are the only ones that care about looks? EVERYONE does to an extent.

  20. ratfink Says:

    dirt, when Allison first started posting I thought the same thing, but now I don’t think so. I don’t know why but I have feeling she looks normal (maybe even good) and she probably has a good job, but she’s just a little fucked in her head like the rest of us here.

    I’m glad she posts because we need the female point of view. Otherwise artiefan has to go back to being the bitch.

  21. artiefan Says:

    Hey dirt, Allison isn’t apart of the show so lets not make an over under on anything. That aint right dude.

    and ratfink, ill always be the bitch here.

  22. Allison Says:

    All yours……..

  23. brak Says:

    alsp?

  24. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Artie completely missed the Wyclef version of Pink Floyd—PURE Bob Marley influence, especially the part that he hated.

    Glad to see the site’s back up:)

  25. Arties Heart Says:

    Do not buy anything from Dogstarradios.com they have no customer service they don’t answer the phone, return emails, and they don’t send you your product. Their phone goes straight to a message that says “voice mail full” I just got ripped off over 50 bucks…..fuck you Dogstarradios.com

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