After a year of lobbying and over 2 million dollars (combined) spent on lobbying their merger, the FCC has finally ok’d the merger to take place.

Thank God, its about time. Fuck the FCC!

Sal come in with measure tape to get the skinny on Artie’s waist size. The big man is sporting a whopping 55 inches! Howard said Artie will have to shop at the Big & Tall & not getting laid store but Artie hinted towards that he was still getting laid perhaps even as recent as this past weekend.

Artie was down in Miami earlier in the weekend where he partied with the crew of a Jennifer Aniston movie, staying till 4 am at a strip club. Howard asked about getting laid again and Artie said there were some things going on but he wasn’t gonna comment. He also mentioned having to shop at an airport newsstand for a shirt because he didn’t have enough shirts. In order to try on his size too small XXL he had to cough up $17.50. Shit I’d pay triple that to watch a fat man shop for clothing at an airport. lol.