Big, Tall & Not Getting Laid Store
Sal come in with measure tape to get the skinny on Artie’s waist size. The big man is sporting a whopping 55 inches! Howard said Artie will have to shop at the Big & Tall & not getting laid store but Artie hinted towards that he was still getting laid perhaps even as recent as this past weekend.
Artie was down in Miami earlier in the weekend where he partied with the crew of a Jennifer Aniston movie, staying till 4 am at a strip club. Howard asked about getting laid again and Artie said there were some things going on but he wasn’t gonna comment. He also mentioned having to shop at an airport newsstand for a shirt because he didn’t have enough shirts. In order to try on his size too small XXL he had to cough up $17.50. Shit I’d pay triple that to watch a fat man shop for clothing at an airport. lol.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Damn, I missed it. I remember he said that before once, he got shirts at an airport. Was he complaining about the 17.50? haha
March 24th, 2008 at 11:19 am
I’ve been missing the Tracy Morgan interview.. that guy consistently cracks me up.. he is crazy.. lol
March 24th, 2008 at 11:24 am
I heard most of it, he’s funny. I love the caller that started the big and tall conversation, he asked if Artie’s mom still gives him an Easter basket lmao. He said no, but he gets food. On 100 now
March 24th, 2008 at 11:25 am
HAH easter basket.. that would be funny. I think we need a photoshop showing that.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
omg I have SO many ideas for photoshops, I wish I could do all that. Maybe a picture of hank the dwarf dressed as the easter bunny that time, then one of artie’s face on a gigantic easter bunny, it could say like small and big playing off the big and tall thing. Someone feel free to run with that. lol.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:31 am
ROFL!
March 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am
I love Artie’s Easy Money references today too. That was my old neighborhood in Staten Island, the church where the wedding was is where I had religion class, and communion and all that. Great movie.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I saw Artie in Florida this last weekend ( Wellington Fl in a f’ig tent ). It was a fun show as far as performance wardrobe, he was wearing that Ohio State T Shirt and a green coat - looked pretty rough….but seems like he had a good time, JD was in tow and went up on stage at the end to help push T Shirts…he really does look like Napoleon Dynamite.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Haha yup, and thanks to Chris to sending in some pictures that I will be putting up on the site soon!
March 24th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Nice Chris! Napoleon, that’s so great. “Do the chickens have large talons?” haha