Artie Hostage Photos
Artie made a joke on the show saying he looked like a hostage, so I gave it a shot to see what that may look like lol.
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He is on Donnie Deutsch now, blindfolded while Donnie serves him Crumbs cupcakes to eat to see if he can pick out his own. Looks like he has a wig on under his backwards hat, that he can no longer pull off at his age. Hair looks darker and straighter. He is washing the cupcakes down with a soda with crushed ice, like he loves….no joke.
That was pretty shitty of Artie to agree to do a bit with cupcakes, after all that went down with Lifebeat. Way to go, get an AIDS charity to turn down your donation. Lifebeat was getting a donation and publicity from him, I bet they didn’t think he was that bad.
Oh and he did the same, “Crystal meth is a great drug, if you need to walk to St. Louis this weekend” and “I’m the only guy who did coke and gained weight” jokes.
This is scariest Artie Lange yet ever. He has stuffed his flab face into Sally Struthers extra dimension. I can now alarmingly see the ‘Farley Demise’. It IS IMMINENT. I feel profound sadness. Artie is SOO Hip. And Soo unable to help himself. His option of self-preservation seems so unplugged. Such a SUPERLATIVE WIT falling into the laundry chute uttering “whatever”. What happened to the esteem??? (He’s an OBVIOUS NATURAL DANDY - and soo unknowing of it)
Okay, im just watching this now… the Cirque du Soleil joke was hysterical… but fuck he does look frightening… Myung said Farley, I took one look and thought the same.
Artiefan the photoshops are great!! Sadly, maybe Artie is praying for something like that to happen. How great was the Booey bored in Baghdad bits,, it’s so funny lmao
I don’t think that he was wearing a wig. The hair was probably just greasy or sweaty which made it look darker. Come on now… do you think he really has any vanity left?
It’s very sad. Such a talented guy on a self-loathing, self-destructive path. Some people just can’t accept that they are worthy of fame, fortune and love.
LOL Cindy! No, he has no vanity, but I’m wondering if the makeup or hair people thought it would look better. If he can’t accept it now, I don’t think anything will change his mind. Btw nice to see another woman posting on the site!
Oh the backpacking trip? lol. Like that movie Into the wild, I just saw it, the guy lives by himself in the wilderness. Babygorilla in the wild!! or Artie into the wild… omg the movieposter for that movie was the guy sitting ontop of the bus he lived in… Artiefan, can you photoshop Artie sitting on the bus?
My god I bet within 3 months they are cutting a hole in arties building to get his dead bloated body out. Use the drugs Artie, even death row inmates get what they want at the end!!
Thanks for posting that. Having never watched Donny D., I had no idea when or where it was on. Subutex might be ‘causing’ Arties huge-ness, hopefully he can get off of it and bring his weight down…
Well, the thing is artiefan listed all the side effects and how to use it, someone pointed out how appetite change or overeateing etc was NOT on the list. I thought the same thing before that.
Fatboy is out AGAIN!!! even Howard is saying it’s ridicules. I get 12 sick days a year. I wonder how many Artie used last year. And how many so far this year.
March 27th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
He is on Donnie Deutsch now, blindfolded while Donnie serves him Crumbs cupcakes to eat to see if he can pick out his own. Looks like he has a wig on under his backwards hat, that he can no longer pull off at his age. Hair looks darker and straighter. He is washing the cupcakes down with a soda with crushed ice, like he loves….no joke.
That was pretty shitty of Artie to agree to do a bit with cupcakes, after all that went down with Lifebeat. Way to go, get an AIDS charity to turn down your donation. Lifebeat was getting a donation and publicity from him, I bet they didn’t think he was that bad.
Oh and he did the same, “Crystal meth is a great drug, if you need to walk to St. Louis this weekend” and “I’m the only guy who did coke and gained weight” jokes.
March 28th, 2008 at 6:33 am
This is scariest Artie Lange yet ever. He has stuffed his flab face into Sally Struthers extra dimension. I can now alarmingly see the ‘Farley Demise’. It IS IMMINENT. I feel profound sadness. Artie is SOO Hip. And Soo unable to help himself. His option of self-preservation seems so unplugged. Such a SUPERLATIVE WIT falling into the laundry chute uttering “whatever”. What happened to the esteem??? (He’s an OBVIOUS NATURAL DANDY - and soo unknowing of it)
March 28th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Okay, im just watching this now… the Cirque du Soleil joke was hysterical… but fuck he does look frightening… Myung said Farley, I took one look and thought the same.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Myung, any relation to John? lol Farley exactly. It’s so so sad.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Artiefan the photoshops are great!! Sadly, maybe Artie is praying for something like that to happen. How great was the Booey bored in Baghdad bits,, it’s so funny lmao
March 28th, 2008 at 10:03 am
lol i find it hard to think anyone would be bored in Iraq!
Speaking of which, if he was related to John - that would be awesome! haha!
March 28th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Does anyone else see the wig?
March 28th, 2008 at 10:41 am
I didnt see it… but just to play devils advocate, why would he wear a hat if he had a wig.
March 28th, 2008 at 10:55 am
I don’t think that he was wearing a wig. The hair was probably just greasy or sweaty which made it look darker. Come on now… do you think he really has any vanity left?
It’s very sad. Such a talented guy on a self-loathing, self-destructive path. Some people just can’t accept that they are worthy of fame, fortune and love.
March 28th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Maybe its time he leaves and goes on that trip to europe.
March 28th, 2008 at 11:09 am
LOL Cindy! No, he has no vanity, but I’m wondering if the makeup or hair people thought it would look better. If he can’t accept it now, I don’t think anything will change his mind. Btw nice to see another woman posting on the site!
Oh the backpacking trip? lol. Like that movie Into the wild, I just saw it, the guy lives by himself in the wilderness. Babygorilla in the wild!! or Artie into the wild… omg the movieposter for that movie was the guy sitting ontop of the bus he lived in… Artiefan, can you photoshop Artie sitting on the bus?
http://imdb.com/media/rm3433338368/tt0758758
March 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am
HAHA, LOL I’ll see if I get a minute to try it rofl
March 28th, 2008 at 11:48 am
sweet
March 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Artie head and neck are too big for any of those skinny little Arabs to cut off
March 28th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
My god I bet within 3 months they are cutting a hole in arties building to get his dead bloated body out. Use the drugs Artie, even death row inmates get what they want at the end!!
March 29th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Thanks for posting that. Having never watched Donny D., I had no idea when or where it was on. Subutex might be ‘causing’ Arties huge-ness, hopefully he can get off of it and bring his weight down…
March 29th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Well, the thing is artiefan listed all the side effects and how to use it, someone pointed out how appetite change or overeateing etc was NOT on the list. I thought the same thing before that.
March 29th, 2008 at 11:43 am
[...] let Artie Lange go on the Donnie Deutsch show looking like a homeless [...]
March 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
its a damn miracle artie has lived this long, and i love him but he does reuse jokes so much
March 31st, 2008 at 7:11 am
Fatboy is out AGAIN!!! even Howard is saying it’s ridicules. I get 12 sick days a year. I wonder how many Artie used last year. And how many so far this year.