Artie Hostage Photos
Artie made a joke on the show saying he looked like a hostage, so I gave it a shot to see what that may look like lol.


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Artie Hostage Photos
Artie made a joke on the show saying he looked like a hostage, so I gave it a shot to see what that may look like lol.


He is on Donnie Deutsch now, blindfolded while Donnie serves him Crumbs cupcakes to eat to see if he can pick out his own. Looks like he has a wig on under his backwards hat, that he can no longer pull off at his age. Hair looks darker and straighter. He is washing the cupcakes down with a soda with crushed ice, like he loves….no joke.
That was pretty shitty of Artie to agree to do a bit with cupcakes, after all that went down with Lifebeat. Way to go, get an AIDS charity to turn down your donation. Lifebeat was getting a donation and publicity from him, I bet they didn’t think he was that bad.
Oh and he did the same, “Crystal meth is a great drug, if you need to walk to St. Louis this weekend” and “I’m the only guy who did coke and gained weight” jokes.
This is scariest Artie Lange yet ever. He has stuffed his flab face into Sally Struthers extra dimension. I can now alarmingly see the ‘Farley Demise’. It IS IMMINENT. I feel profound sadness. Artie is SOO Hip. And Soo unable to help himself. His option of self-preservation seems so unplugged. Such a SUPERLATIVE WIT falling into the laundry chute uttering “whatever”. What happened to the esteem??? (He’s an OBVIOUS NATURAL DANDY – and soo unknowing of it)
Okay, im just watching this now… the Cirque du Soleil joke was hysterical… but fuck he does look frightening… Myung said Farley, I took one look and thought the same.
Myung, any relation to John? lol Farley exactly. It’s so so sad.
Artiefan the photoshops are great!! Sadly, maybe Artie is praying for something like that to happen. How great was the Booey bored in Baghdad bits,, it’s so funny lmao
lol i find it hard to think anyone would be bored in Iraq!
Speaking of which, if he was related to John – that would be awesome! haha!
Does anyone else see the wig?
I didnt see it… but just to play devils advocate, why would he wear a hat if he had a wig.
I don’t think that he was wearing a wig. The hair was probably just greasy or sweaty which made it look darker. Come on now… do you think he really has any vanity left?
It’s very sad. Such a talented guy on a self-loathing, self-destructive path. Some people just can’t accept that they are worthy of fame, fortune and love.
Maybe its time he leaves and goes on that trip to europe.
LOL Cindy! No, he has no vanity, but I’m wondering if the makeup or hair people thought it would look better. If he can’t accept it now, I don’t think anything will change his mind. Btw nice to see another woman posting on the site!
Oh the backpacking trip? lol. Like that movie Into the wild, I just saw it, the guy lives by himself in the wilderness. Babygorilla in the wild!! or Artie into the wild… omg the movieposter for that movie was the guy sitting ontop of the bus he lived in… Artiefan, can you photoshop Artie sitting on the bus?
http://imdb.com/media/rm3433338368/tt0758758
HAHA, LOL I’ll see if I get a minute to try it rofl
sweet
Artie head and neck are too big for any of those skinny little Arabs to cut off
My god I bet within 3 months they are cutting a hole in arties building to get his dead bloated body out. Use the drugs Artie, even death row inmates get what they want at the end!!
Thanks for posting that. Having never watched Donny D., I had no idea when or where it was on. Subutex might be ‘causing’ Arties huge-ness, hopefully he can get off of it and bring his weight down…
Well, the thing is artiefan listed all the side effects and how to use it, someone pointed out how appetite change or overeateing etc was NOT on the list. I thought the same thing before that.
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its a damn miracle artie has lived this long, and i love him but he does reuse jokes so much
Fatboy is out AGAIN!!! even Howard is saying it’s ridicules. I get 12 sick days a year. I wonder how many Artie used last year. And how many so far this year.