High Pitch Mike
After Howard aired the Artie Lange PSAs, Mike came storming in asking for an apology and threatened that he will keep exposing Artie. He called Artie’s new girlfriend a Gold Digger. “Look at him and tell she really think he is good looking and a nice guy“. Mike also told George that he had tapes of what Artie really felt of him.
Gary came in defending Artie and blamed Mike for the charity to refuse the money. Mike insisted on an apology disregarding the PSA for gay people. Gary explained “What Artie did in the PSA is not about you”. Mike responded by saying Gary didn’t understand.
Artie clarified to Mike, “I hate you, I hope you die… Are you a gay guy?” and an awkward silence paused the show.
Howard said he disagreed with Gary and stuck up for Mike. Howard suggested that both of the agree to drop it. Artie answered with “mmhmm”.
Ralph called in defending Artie and repeated his previous comments about not agreeing with the concept of Artie having to do the PSAs.



April 3rd, 2008 at 9:10 am
MIKE REALLY NEEDS TO STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE STUDIO. FOR NO REASON. HE WANTS AN APPOLOGY FROM ARTIE BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THE STUPID SHIT HE SAID ABOUT ARTIE. PLUS HE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING BY MAKING ONE OF THOSE SPEECHES HE DOES ON THE NEWS ABOUT ARTIE NOT RESPECTING THE SHOW. SO I THINK MIKE SHOULD APPOLOGIZE!
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:20 am
If they can both sincerelyapologize to each other, maybe. But they hate each other so much, I don’t think it’s possible.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 am
well they tried apologizing before… then we heard reports that they are actually friends and have hung out together, but who knows - this could be all a bit. lol.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 am
Right they both have to but Mike said he wants artie to appologize. Like he did no wrong here. What Shitbag!
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 am
Yeah, that’s fucked up.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:28 am
Artie’s heart I wasn’t sure which song you meant, but I just heard it. hahaha I love that one, they played it before, and the Vending Machine one is hilarious. There he goesssss that big fat load off to the vending machine.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:29 am
Mike with Sanjaya! Ahahahhaa.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:30 am
Yea that song was funny, ill try to rip it later if i have the time. LOL
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 am
“He can’t even sit on the bowl, because all those pancakes block his asshole” AHAHAHAAA!!!
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:44 am
I love the picture. Mike’s eye is all over the place. lol
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:49 am
i think thats about as straight as you are gonna get them!
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:53 am
he looks like scott Depace
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:54 am
Duker Dog! haha.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 am
The golf caddy Baby!! The greatest invention since the T.V
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:01 am
But in all seriousness was it necessary to call the girl a gold digger? For no reason.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
What girl?
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:10 am
Artie’s new supposed girlfriend
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Supposedly some 23 year old or something?
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:12 am
Ooh, didn’t hear that part, damn.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
they were talking about it yesterday.. i didnt hear it today yet but waiting
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
oh you’re listening to the west coast feed? MY BAD!! Didn’t mean to spoil it for you guys.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:18 am
Well I do now, I used to listen to the East Coast, but now i barely wake up on time for even the start of that. LOL
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
I know. 6:00am is to early. Brutal
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
Gary is really pissed at Mike.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
The Vending Machine one I heard before, they had one this morning about Eating Pancakes and washing it down with Chocolate shake.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
thanks i like allison ya retaaaaaarrrd
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:29 am
No problem I hate Allison ya lazy eyed Fairy
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
Gary on the wrap up show is rippin him a new one. All i think well deserved!
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
I cant wait. Down with Mike!
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
He really is provoking artie to beat the piss out of him.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
Well that could actually happen, lol. Maybe that is his plan after all.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
Yeah to get Artie Fired so he can take over his chair!!
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
This is now a party
April 4th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
GOD High Pitch Mike is such a creepy little fucking asshole. I wish Howard would ban him from the show.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
amen to that.
April 4th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Listen, I don’t like High Pitch Mike but this is fucking ridiculous blaming him for Artie’s words. Did Michael Richards blame the black guy for heckling him? No. If Seinfeld defended Richards, he would have been torn apart by the press, Howard, and Artie.
Artie needs to take responsibility for his comments. He chose to say the words.
April 4th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
I dont blame Mike for Artie’s words. I blame Mike for being an asshole. LOL
April 7th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Artie is over the line. Mike may be an asshole but you gotta draw the line somewhere. I’m not a homo but if anyone talks to me in that manner we are going to throw down
April 9th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Bring back Jackie! Enough with the tip-toeing around the oversensitive junkie!
April 9th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
high pitch mike is a FAGG