Around 8 am. Artie goes on another FAGGOT tirade today on the show, this time the target: Teddy. When Teddy didn’t know to keep a copy of Artie’s passport, Artie blew up on Teddy in the hallway during the commercial. When they came back from break, Artie brought Teddy in and erupted.
Teddy claims he tries to quit every week.
SOUNDS LIKE ARTIE ALMOST ATTACKED TEDDY ON THE AIR!!! Robin just yelled “What the F is going on”! Howard just said that Artie needs to go home and cool down.
Artie came back in saying repeatedly Teddy is ripping off my money. Then blamed Howard for prodding Artie to get to that level calling him “The Great Interviewer”. Artie brought up the Sal situation and said why would you put me back in the same situation claiming Howard wants it. Howard said I doesn’t want this and that Artie needs to stay under control. Artie said he couldn’t be trusted.
Artie then said he resigns. Howard accepted.
Artie walks out
“I’m not a good person… I gotta leave.. I love you.”
Later Robin sounded like she was almost crying. Dominic called in and said it “doesn’t take Dr. Ablow to say that it has nothing to do with Teddy“. Benjy said that he thought Artie could hurt himself, or in a suicidal state.
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It’s funny that Artie went nuts on Teddy over money, yet, he let his bookie rip him off $50,000. I think Artie is back on drugs or maybe seriously depressed.
(developing)



ive been thinking hes been back on drugs for a few weeks now seems extremely paranoid
paranoid is the key word.
WOW! this is crazy….
Omg WOW. It could have been Teddy,, it could have been HIgh Pitched Mike, etc etc. But it was gonna happen. Artie finally broke. I think Benji is right, he could hurt himself. WOW WOW.
this is bananas… im stunned.
You think it’s a bit for the show? Will they be on next week? Are they trying to freak us out before they take a week or two off?
Stunned!?!?!? Everyone saw this coming except for Howard. Baby gorilla was the best name for this guy. WHAT A FUCKIN CHILD.
I hope he can get some help. good luck artie
This is BS! Howard did push Arties buttons a little… a little bit… This is crap!
Holy shit. I’m in L.A. & just turned it on to Howard saying “I’m bummed”, over and over. This is completely depressing.
I don’t think he’ll be back after this. What time did it start? 8??? WOW I hope the Howard TV cameras got that shit. Was it Ralph I think when I turned it on,, saying shit with his shore house is fucked up too. I heard Artie say it the other day. OMG I need coffee for this
this may be a video howard blacklists. At the same time may be the best and worst show moment all rolled into one
I am so pissed that I missed this. I hope they replay it today
He may not show it yeah. It’s totally gonna be replayed. “The day Artie walked off”
oh James, this was incredible to hear. You gotta hear it.
Howard is the most blind S O B on the planet…he didn’t see this coming? He loves this shit and then plays dumb about how it happened.
That being said…it’s time to fire Artie….any other business in the world would do just that.
As much as I hate to say it…I think the Howard Stern Show will implode before the year is out. Mark my words.
Artie has lots of internal problems…however the #1 problem is not ” MANAGING THE CONFLICT”
ask any balanced well healed executive and they will always say MANAGING THE CONFLICT is paramount to communication….and communication is key to successful dealings…with friends,relatives
advisaries….
unless Artie seeks help from someone qualified to teach him a few controls on self preservasion….he will be doomed !
I think Howard really thought he would problem solve this for them… he is always bringing people in and trying to patch up fights…. I dont think he thought it would happen because he felt they were both close
Hey, does anyone have the email address where I send my resume to take over as Arties assistant? Thanks!
Yeah major day for the show. I agree Robins egg. Show started with “Don’t let me down” too.
this guy , bronco bob has is right.
btw …bronco bob’s music is killer…he is a great blues singer and guitar player…check him out
http://www.broncobob.net…his music kiss ass!
artie should listen to bronco bob…it will make him feel much better/ Lou F.
LOL Artie’s assistant. At your own risk I suppose.
I’ll be shocked if Arties not finished. How can Howard or anyone on the show ever trust him again? Arties a funny guy he could beat the shit out of Teddy with words he could have waited to throw him a smack down when no one was around. As a guy who also grew up in NJ : you fucked up fat boy..Again…
Rule #1 No witnesses…
Rule #2: No bruises…
Rule #3: Have an alibi….
LOL arties heart.
i wouldnt be surprised if Artie came back.. or if Artie was done.
Does Howard 101 play the show again before howard 100
101 Replay starts at 9am. You should hear this part of the show at around 11am on 101
I found myself almost physically sick by hearing this…it’s sad to hear someone self destruct like Artie is doing. He is hellbent on following in the footsteps of his idol Belushi.
I have sympathy AND resentment for him all rounded in to one.
yeah James, on 101 now, just started at 9. LOL Artie’s Heart
I knew it would happen, just not this soon, WOW
I think Howard thinks he is a shrink himself. He continually evaluates people and plays psychotherapist. Each time he fails miserably.
That being said, each person must be held personally accountable for their actions. This is the third major conflict Artie has had with co-workers that we know of. He has to get help, not for his career or professional life, but for him to enjoy the years he has left, he must get professional help.
This is a sad day.
Thanks!! Hey, does anyone have Sonos?
He just needs some serious help. I think Howard’s been half grooming Greg Fitzsimmons for his chair for a while in anticipation of a heroin freak out/melt down
I didn’t get to hear the initial fight only the aftermath. Artie lost his passport and blames Teddy that he did keep a copy?!?! I never heard of a copy passport maybe an extra pic for a passport but not a passport itself. Then he blames howard for instigating the fight? All kidding aside he really is a fucking baby. He really is someone who cannot take responsibility for their own actions. And if he leaves the show like this it’s the definition of going out like a bitch.
I mean look at the sleeping stuff from yesterday…. And the next day all this. Aren’t they coming up on a vacation too? I think if it wasn’t Teddy, it would have been somebody else. Artie is way too irritable.
I agree Artie’s heart and robins egg. A lot of different feelings about it all now. I personally wouldn’t want Greg Fitzsimmons. They’ll do another contest, Win Artie’s chair. It is a very bad day for the show.
Maybe just maybe this can be saved if Artie says he will commit to getting help AND does it. Yup I know. Breath not held. I am fascinated with Artie’s defenses against doing this. As a recovering person myself I understand it but am also SO frustrated by his self destruction.
I really hate to say it but I really don’t think artie will make it through the vacation from the show. He is in a critical state of aggression and depression. Once he realizes what he did, and what he did to Howard, I really feel he will harm himself. I am really depressed over this myself, he’s melting down in front of our eyes.
I love Artie, but when the fire him I hope he is replaced by
Colin Quinn.
The way Artie’s head is now,, negativity is prevailing. He totally has the capacity to hurt himself too. Does anyone think he’ll be back on the show? I think this was it. OVER.
I’ve had this feeling for the last 2 years that the show really is on it’s last legs…not because it hasn’t been great…these have been awesome years…but all of the cast have grown, changed and in Artie’s case…been set on destroying themself.
Today was the most extreme example of what I’m talking about.
I’ve listened since WNBC..and I don’t want to see the show “jump the shark” but I can’t help thinking it’s close to doing that.
This is the worst possible time for this to happen… or the best time. Either way, doesn’t look good.
Rumor has it Jackie called Sirius today.
I was just driving into NYC and I saw a Mercedes Benz with a 12 foot hero sticking out of the sunroof and 10 pizza’s in the passenger seat. You think that’s Arties car?
You know what will really piss Artie off? How vindicated High-Pitched Mike is going to feel. HPM is probably recording his latest high-pitched rant about this right now…
LOL…. Booya.
The thing is robinsegg, is they have like 2 and a half years left. I bet that Howard would rotate guys throughout all that. It won’t be the same. But I think the Sirius years have been some of the best. I never thought of how the show would end until thinking of it all now.
He still has to go entertain the troops with Gary and Nick Dipaolo. He can’t miss that, I’m pretty sure he signed on for it all already.
How’s it going everyone! Did I miss anything? Did you all miss me?
Hey why don’t Gorilla’s in the jungle play poker anymore? Because there are too many ‘Cheetahs’!!! Ahhhh hahahaha yuck yuck yuck heee heee!
I heard Howard might be hiring again?
Artie is the show now, Howard is worried because he knows if artie doesnt come back the show will go down hill.I will not listen as much without artie on..i will become a bigger buuba fan…
No…SIRIUSLY! Haaaw haw heeee heeeeEEEEee. Hiring? Anyone?
I dont want turncoats as fans. Go listen to something on XM.
I think Big Artie Fan is right on the money….that’s why I think the show will implode this year. If Artie dies or is really gone Howard will be back to 5 days a week at the therapist.
I really do think we’ll look back at this day and remember when the magic died.
“The Day The Prozac Died”
I will NEVER listen to Bubba. I think he and his show are fucking awful. Jackie LMAO.
They are playing “Alive” by Pearl Jam coming out of break.. LMAO
i wonder what artie meant by teddy stealing his money?? Does that mean that he found out that teddy was taking it out of his account or what
Its his way of saying Teddy isn’t doing the job he is paying him for.
Artie is in real trouble here; I was at a party about 2 weeks ago and saw him or someone that looks like him peeing on a cat.
Artie was paying Teddy $24000/year with 2 bonus’ of $8000 each ($16000 Total Bonus) so $40000/year Total Payment
WOW!! Artie Holy Shit! I hope he’s alright…I hope Teddy is alright… This is out of control. I don’t know what to believe? Artie wont hurt himself? will he?? No.. Fuck this sucks!
I’m reading different blogs on other sites, for those saying bring back jackie, if they do ,i will cancel my sirius!!!!
Damn, i definitely gotta listen to the replay immediately!!!
Fuckin’ Artie—Today’s the nicest day of the year so far, and now instead of going out and enjoying what is usually my shitty day off i gotta listen to hear how Artie sounds—whether this is a total FUCK YOU moment or him just blowing off some steam.
Hope it’s the later, because the show ain’t the same without him:(
Hey Eminem – its been awhile!
And if the show goes to afternoons, it’s over.
That would never happen.. prime time is the morning drive.
Yeah I know, but just the talk of it makes me crazy.
Artie’s an ass. He’s an angry addict who thinks he’s better than he is. He thinks he’s a better comedian than he is, he thinks he’s a better actor than he is, he thinks he’s a better person than he is. F Artie.
Artie hates the person he is. He is the ultimate sad clown. He believes that everyone is out to get him and this comes out whenever he argues with someone it takes him seconds to declare that he “hates” that person. He says that he wanted to fire Teddy for a long time but could bring him self to do it. He also hates who he is and would probably like to end it all but can’t bring himself to do it. So he does it by backdoor methods such as eating, chain-smoking, drinking, prostitutes and drugs. He really does not care whether or not he lives.
Put Gilbert in there for the news everyday, dont need Artie.
plenty people to fill the spot…. no one can replace him though..
I love Gilbert but I think his mind goes to some really weird places sometimes, Once a week or so would be ok. Rotation seems like best idea unless Howard decides to resign
i first started listening to Stern on AFTERNOON drive, and with the constant repeat you’d never miss a show…it’d be even more soap opera-ish—you’re left in suspense until the next day.
As for Artie being suicidal—i don’t think so. i think he just needs to beat the crap out of someone to get his head back together—a good night of barroom brawling:)
High Pitch Mike should take over arties chair!
Oh stop it – the show will go on. Just like it went on without Jackie, Billy West, Stuttering John. Seriously.
He might not be suicidal but if he went on a binge, he could die.
The replays would start later in the day though… with the show starting at 6am, allows the replays to begin earlier.
Forget trying to listen to the replay at night.
Kamie is spot on.
Didnt Artie say he was going to leave the show this summer anyway?
He was already supposed to be gone if you believed what he says.
at same time lets see what happens after vacation maybe a suspension with forced anger managment I mean look what happend to jackie
they better play the replay
What the hell would he do?
Artie wouldn’t go to therapy to save Dana … never mind go to therapy to stay working with a shitty 4am schedule.
Letterman’s sidekick
He has to do therapy for himself…. not for anything else.
The “I’m leaving” bit is also a ploy for attention. When you were a kid, didn’t you pout and say “I”m leaving” to get attention? Or “I hate you, Mom”. I know I did. It’s like: look at me. The only way that Howard should let him back is if Artie agreed to go to months and months of rehab. Short of that, they should not let him back on. It would be a dangerous workplace otherwise. I”ll tell you what, I would love to have a job where I could fall asleep during a meeting.
Email assistant for the Late Night
Artie really adds something different then the others who left, due to being on Sirius and being able to curse and tell his f’d up stories, he’s really been just as part of the show as Howard has. The show really would miss him.
Greg, I agree with you, but Howard would have to step it up a bit. Since Artie came, he has spoken less because he could. In fact, that is/was one of the things that annoyed me about Artie.
He has turned into a huge prick lately
I’m trying to catch it on the West Coast feed. Was it after their impromptu dance competition?
listen at 11 am on 101 , you should catch it.
wow man…I can’t wait to hear this on the replay! Artie has been beside himself lately. I think it’s time Artie take a break for a few months in Italy and get his life together.
after…
it’s not drugs!
artie has a high blood pressure problem… it has to do with his weight… he needs to get with a cardiologist and be put on meds to regulate his blood pressure… he won’t become so overwhelmed with anger when he does.
It will get worse before it gets better.
Dude, blood pressure has nothing to do with someone getting angry. If that was the case, there would be a lot more ass whippings on the streets on a daily basis. Artie doesn’t like himself or his life, that is why he is angry. Pure and simple.
They shouldn’t replace him at all. If he truly is gone, then they should just finish out Sirius the way they started, with Howard, Robin, and Fred. I loved Artie, but lately he’s been a prick. It would be great if Jackie came back, but that would never happen. Howard has already said so.
this is the 9/11 of the show
Artie was on the show before Sirius, for them to finish the way they started, Artie would have be back.
Artie’s problem is all the yentas on the show constantly telling him what to do. At the same age Artie is now: Howard was divorcing, unfit, hiding in his basement and depressed; Robin was fat, freaking out, and sending interns away in tears; and Fred was blowing up at everyone and everything.
Nothing is worse than knowing that you need to get your stuff together and yet having a never-ending onslaught of “advice”.
Artie should take a break from the show, fire his manager, hire professional assistant who can oversee his schedule and the construction of the house, and let his money work for himself, instead of the other way around. He needs to refocus his life on his needs and drop all the hanger-ons in his life.
“it’s not drugs!
artie has a high blood pressure problem… it has to do with his weight… he needs to get with a cardiologist and be put on meds to regulate his blood pressure… he won’t become so overwhelmed with anger when he does.”
Are you kidding? Yeah, and Riley Martin had “Food Poisoning” during the Killers of Comedy event in Jersey!
Do you think Lisa G will still go dancing with Artie?
Yesterday’s show was so infuriating. While he was sleeping all they did was yenta it up and make fat jokes. It’s no wonder that he had a meltdown today.
What are they supposed to do when someone is sleeping through work AGAIN??? Not make fun of him? Let him rest because he is tired?
Artie is very sick, and this has been a long time coming. He hasn’t been funny in months and has become a bloated, drug-addled caricature of himself…just like Chris Farley before him. He has already scored heroin, no doubt.
As soon as Artie repeatedly started calling Teddy a Fag and Faggot, Howard should have backed off. That was a big sign that Artie was losing it, after all the shit Artie has taken from the PSA, Lifebeat & Crumbs Bakery, George Takei, etc for using those words. Howard knows how to push buttons and Artie’s are as big as his waistline…
That dinner in Amsterdam sounds about has fun as AIDS.
Matt, maybe you should register the URL http://www.savejimflorentine.com
lmao!
OK – so let me understand something. So, it was HOWARD’S fault that Artie blew up?
over/under on how many subutex artie has taken by now? 7?
mjcane: I was referring to the show as a whole, not just the Sirius years.
Its not Howie’s fault.
Maybe he is out of subutex?
Imagine the therapist who finally gets Artie to open up…if he lives that long.
He has so much anger toward his father I’m surprised that it’s taken this long to explode.
From the day Artie got hired Howard went out of his way to make him self destruct. Is the correct term “enabler”? Howard kept feeding him (figurately & literally) to fall deeper and deeper in trouble. Everyone who works for Howard falls apart. Love the show…but still…
And “meech” is right, Howard, Robin, and Fred were no better off in life when they were Artie’s age.
Man, for the first time today, I don’t like Artie. This is it — he’s either going to self destruct or finally start doing something to help himself. Fuck.
Any regular job – Artie would have been fired a long time ago.. and if not, definitely now.
I have loved Artie for years. I personally thought bringing him on kept Howard’s show youthful and propelled it to even greater heights. No more. Artie makes millions of dollars a year and treats everyone around him like complete, utter shit. He thinks he can throw money at any problem and it will disappear. He seems to think he can buy everyone like a $200 crack whore in Vegas, and proud people don’t like to be treated like that. His homophobia runs so deep, this has been brewing for some time now. I only hope he gets some really good ‘H’ today to settle him down.
No, Artie doesn’t have self-control in anything in his life. But Howard definitely poked and prodded him there. After seeing Artie’s extreme reaction to Sal (throwing the CD case at his head), Howard should know better than try to exacerbate the situation. The blame is definitely with Artie but Howard is not blameless…
they didnt get to play the Animated PSA today did they?
I feel like I need to take a Xanax to listen to this. The butterflies are similar to the ones I had before kick off to the Super Bowl.
Ever since Artie got hired Howard went out of his way to make him self destruct. Is the correct term “enabler”? Howard fed him (figurately & literally) down this path. It’s like Howard wants to ruin him to make himself look/feel better. Everyone who works for Howard winds up worse off. Love the show…but…
And, “meech” is right. Howard, Robin, and Fred were no better off when they were Artie’s age. Who are they to critize?
Fuck Artie! FUck Sal! Fuck Richard Christy! The show has jumped the shark. Bring back Jackie, Billy West so we can have bits, parodies and interviews without Artie stepping on Howards words with his tired “coke” stories.
Howard is not “blameless”, but this is what he does! He “pokes the bear”…he gets the worst out of people. The whole model of Howard’s show is to push and push and push for fan reaction. Howard doesn’t even care if people hate what he puts on (see: Ralph), he just wants the REACTION.
THE REPLAY IS GOING TO BE ON ANY MINUTE ON HOWARD 101 NOW… im feeling sick just thinking about it.
THEY NEED TO CONDUCT AN INTERVENTION. STAT.
This was some of the most out of control radio I’ve ever heard on Stern, and that’s saying something. Artie is in serious, life-threatening danger. This is not funny any more. It wasn’t really funny yesterday, either.
Granted, Howard and Robin and Fred had issues, but there is no comparison to Artie. Rehab? Coke? Heroin? Jail? Hookers? Bookies? I mean, you have got to be kidding me.
@ArtieFan, seriously what is the big loss? Artie writes nothing for howard, provides no bits, attacks co-workers, steps on Howard when he is taking, even during interviews and can you name one “joke” that Artie Lange has ever said that people remember? I mean seriously the guy is known to make us laugh for his drug stories, like the babewatch story, but it’s sad now that he’s living through it. I’m a fan of 20 years and miss when the show had bits like the whole gang on Gilligan’s Island or Robin Quivers in INDECENT PROPOSAL w/wood-yi. The show now is just Artie Eating and whining about making money that he earns cause he’s just on Stern. Once the Stern scent wears off Artie he will be done. And I say best of luck to his health but bring back Jackie, Billy West and KC…the classic days !!!
Artie’s time on the show has passed. So what? It’s no big deal in the grand scheme. It has happened before, it will happen again. Just keep the show youthful. Bring in Dave Attel or someone actually FUNNY.
If Jackie comes back, I’ll never listen again. He’s an UNFUNNY, OLD MAN. He can’t relate to younger people. He’s just plain OLD. I don’t even listen to “best of” shows. I want new, I want next.
Artie’s presence gave a welcome breath of fresh air to the show. Howie needs to find that next guy, not the old guy.
I call BULLSHIT. From the first moment this felt like a bit. They’re out next week, and just like last time when Artie was walking out…and the drama builds and the News Department gets a “story” to work on for a week. This is a sham. And the way everybody is freaking out…I think They All Do Prostest Too Much. Bullshit. Next Monday it’ll all be a big laugh. Either that or Artie will off himself this upcoming week.
Here’s the thing…
I will tell you why I blame Artie:
Teddy seems like a real sweetheart but is NOT equiped to be a personal assistant to someone in Artie’s position.
I’ve been a personal assistant to some high profile personalities. Not only is it not a easy job (some people think that it’s all glamour when it’s not at all). The goal of a personal assistant is to do everything possible to make your employers life very easy and make your employer look real good. Having 12 years experience with some difficult boss’ I don’t know if I could handle Artie!
I blame Artie bc he knew Teddy could not provide the service he needed. He should have let him go a very long time ago. He was just too lazy to hire someone new.
@pony boy GOOD CALL on Dave Attel, the guy is creative and knows his role. Artie just yaks the whole time , eats , grunts and sleeps during the show. THe guy doesnt give a fuck about the show or its fans. I could never figure out what the big deal is…or I guess I should say WAS..
@pony boy. As far as Jackie being “unfunny” , I have to agree his comedy routine was terrible but he wrote alot of classic bits and lines for Stern. If you listend around late 80’s you would hear people complain “oh good line Jackie” because Howard would say something hilarious that Jackie wrote. Judy Tetuna, Richard Lewis, Richard Belzer, Gilbert Gottfried, Sam Kinison they all said it and respected Jackie. Artie is just a guy who rode Norm McDonald’s coat tails to Howard Stern’s Coat tails and now will either drop dead or latch on to …idk…David Spade or someone…who cares.
Fuck that pampered bloated Guinea. Who else has a job where you get paid to sleep?
Hey Artie, go out back and do the honorable thing. You are embarrassing the show, your family and yourself.
Bring back the Jokeman!
eVERYONE PAY THEIR LAST RESPECTS.
He’s gone.
And he ain’t comin’ back.
Just listened to the replay.
Yep….Artie’s an ASS!!! 100% pure bred ASS.
He deserves no respect. He deserves no success.
ASS is an awfully generous and kind word to describe him.
I know self-destructive personalities like Artie. Deep down he wants this to happen. He feels free right now. (maybe that’s the ‘H’) He wants to be able to point to this as the moment the wheels came off his life. That house he’s building on the Jersey shore? Gone. Everyone who was his “friend” because of the show? Gone. His career? Gone. Maybe he’ll get an hour on 101 in a year or so.
Howard does like the fight. But Artie is at fault for his actions.
ON the wrap up show, GAry just swore on the life of his children that this was not a bit
No way its a bit. The reactions were so raw, they’d all have to be the best actors ever.
I have been thinking a lot of things are mere ‘bits’ these days. The Sal/emotional friend thing never seemed genuine to me. Artie’s not that good an actor to pull of this as a bit, IMO
i guess thats straight from the horses mouth kamie
Artie is an ungrateful piece of crap, he is out of control. There are about a million people that he can be replaced with. Trust me I’ve seen he act, can you say overrated!! Sal was right he walks around like he is the king of comedy, and everyone has to anwser to him. He gets away with so much crap it’s unbeliveable, we are the paying customers for the Sirius product, and we pay for the employees, entertainers to at least show up to work,or not fall asleep! F him! See Ya Fat ass
When is Artie supposed to leave for Amsterdam? Is this a bit?
I don’t think this was a bit at all. Although, I do think Artie sleeping yesterday was a complete and utter bit. It was lame too!
they werent leaving this early in the day… alot of the guys in the back office were leaving as well.. so its no bit.
nah it’s not a bit. The guy is a mess and really who cares? What are we missing , more drug addict stories? I want bits and parodies, not Sal and Richard doing a JERKY BOYS impression and a bad one at that. Stern cares about himself first…..if you guys do your research google KC ARMSTRONG INTERVIEW. Read how Stern didn’t fire KC who had drug issues …but TOM CHIUASANO did. I love stern since I was a teenager but PEOPLE WAKE UP…Stern cares about himself first…..otherwise we would not have lost JOKE/BILLY WEST/RICHARD SIMMONS…Classic Stern….I cancelled HOWARD TV and it may be time to D/L Stern shows off the internet.
Is this was planned so Artie could leave early for his trip then it is brilliant if only for the interest it creates.
WTF?! After Teddy tells Howard that he didn’t want to come in, Stern says, “You shouldn’ve”!!
He called for Teddy 4 times! Douche.
Artie is nutz, Teddy is not stealing from him. Artie is loning or giving him extra money. Artie might be a big teddy bear but he is also a very difficult person to deal with. Lets see Artie live on the money Teddy makes working 2 jobs, 80 hours a week.
If he gets replaced who would like to see? I’d love to see Craig Gass in the studio.
Andy Dick cant shut up.
Dave Attel or maybe Dave Chapelle for a little while. Black it up a bit…;)
Is this the best America can present? The economy is tanking fast, you’re job (assuming you have one) will soon be gone, the war is costing big bucks, many lives with no end in sight, the president is in some sort of Chaney trance, and you people are concerned about the Howard Stern “Reality” Show? Sad, very sad!
Greg Fitzsimmons vs. Dave Navarro winner gets the seat for a day
I loved when hey were looking for someone and had new people in all the time
Hey Mike go whine somewhere else
Well Mike – if that is the case, what are you doing posting on this board?
Mike, you’re the one that sought out this blog. Why don’t you save the world wherever else YOU see fit.
Mike,
Moonbat alert!!
Mike has a Prius, for sure
Some people are taking a break from there 12 hour daily grinds, and want to forget the US is in turmoil and are retirments a flying out the window
lmao mike
Do you make prank calls Mike? whats the website?
Cheney is hot.
I hope we dont hear on the news about Arties overdose!
Calm down everyone. Before we all fly off the handle on him let’s just look at the fact that he is a human at the end of the day. Sometimes we all get our plate piled up to much and loose it. I think this weekend he will blow some steam off and come back and be level headed. It made great radio regardless, but the 4th wall was broken, and it sucks, but it will be all back to normal come next monday.
I only found this blog yesterday, (after hearing about it on the show) but there are more knowledgeable people here than on that moron-infested SFN. One visit there proves you never need go back.
They are on vacation next week. Artie has a whole week of self-destruction before he needs to be accountable to anyone but himself, if that.
Artie is a codependent, insecure crybaby bully. That said, before he spun this far out of control, he was an integral component of the show. Bringing back Jackie would be a disaster; media moves forward not backward. Dave Attell is a great suggestion.
My break is over, but PONYBOY is right this is much better than SFN… hopefully it stays this way… See you all next time
I love Artie! Like others have said, Artie is human and just reached a breaking point and blew up. It’s not right, but it’s shouldn’t be something he can’t be forgiven for. Good Luck Art!
Maybe Artie saw the animation on Save Baby Gorilla and it put him over the edge. SBG killed Artie!
Hey Mike, before you start ranting about the decline of America, try learning proper English grammar lest you be an ironic example of that purported decline.
Artie is tough. Fighting a heroin addiction proves it. He’s not mad at Teddy but himself. He will be ok, and will return the professional he is.
Yea, but Ty, when your plate gets piled high and you lose it, then maybe you go yell at someone and stomp out of the room and take a long drive. You don’t physically assault someone at work FOR THE SECOND TIME. Throwing that CD at Sal was a physical assault. Ask Russell Crowe.
HIRE GILBERT!!!!!
News Headline: Artie Lange kills assistant Teddie on airplane to Amsterdam!
gilbert?? I get more than enough of his bad dracula bit once every 6 months or so.
yeah Gilbert loves a paycheck
To use a wrestling analogy:
“Wait A Minute! What’s that?!? That sounds like JACKIE MARTLING’S music!”
Buckle up, people.
Dumb question: They are not on vacation next week, are they? They will have to deal with this on Monday, right?
Teddy: passenger to amsterdam, cargo to U.S.
Is Jim Florentine available?
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they would never hire florentine. If anybody it’s going to be fitzsimmons or attell. I really hope it’s attell dude is the best comedian out there, but it’ll probably be that cocksucker dane cook haha. Listen artie is wrong for what he did and he’s depressed and can’t hold on to a good thing ever. He’s still upset about his dad which is justifiable, but he can’t be attacking everyone. Howard wants no blame ever but that fucking guy definitely made this bigger then it had to be. I really doubt artie is coming back at all. If nobody takes the chair for awhile the show is going to suck. Howard knows he needs artie because he doesn’t want to put in the time to make the show better himself. Artie was the best era of stern radio. Hope he makes it back from amsterdam.
ARTIE MAYBE A FAT SLOB FUCKUP…BUT MANY PEOPLE RELATE TO HIM AND LIKE HIM…THEY EVEN LIKE HIS VOLITLE WAYS….HOWARD WILL TRY TO KEEP HIM…THE PUPPET MASTER ENJOYS PLACING HIS HAND UP THE PUPPET’S ASS!
THE ENTIRE SHOW IS A SHOW ABOUT FREAKY SHIT….THIS JERRY SPRINGER EPISODE IS PURE GOLD FOR THE STERNMEISTER & HIS GANG OF ODDBALLS…………
EVERYONE KNOWS ARTIE IS UNSTABLE PORK-LOIN
BUT AS A LISTENER HE IS OUR UNSTABLE PORK-LOIN!….HE WILL STAY ON THE SHOW…THIS IS PURE THEATER………..THE CURTAIN WILL RISE AGAIN!
what makes me laugh is that alot people here know nothing about the show. Jackie is a big reason Stern got to where he is. The Ch. 9 show has Jackie all over it. The Munsters bit, Stutering john questions, dissing Ralph for being a fag, Gary song parodies ….the list goes on. Seriously, do your research before you put down Jackie a guy who was and is the true BEATLES OF COMEDY with Stern , QUivers, Norris. A great team that should finish off the contract.
lou f. is right on
Artie make huge bucks being everybody’s loser buddy…fat unkept and slob-like…who doesn’t like to laugh at that guy…….he makes us all feel better of course it is at his expense…but he is getting paid big bucks to be/act/ this way….
Artie swuck my big tits as long as you want!
Kamie I agree when I get stressed out I don’t throw things or verbally assult someone, I usually walk away and take some time for myself. But if Arti was to leave people would raz him for that and say he can’t hold a job, so I think he is in a no win situation. When I lived in California I knew people who worked in L.A. for Fox and knew Arti from when he worked on Madtv. He is the kind of guy who wears his emotions on his sleeve, and everyone who worked with him said he was an amzing guy, but at the same time he could get crazy and a runner for the show said he stomped off of set a few times. I beleive he was on major drugs at the time, but it was for the same reason. With that being said I think he could have handled it better, but it happens, and no matter what he does leave stay people will always have something negative ot say about it.
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Let’s have Jackie Puppet on Mondays, Gilbert on Tuesday, Dice on Wednesdays and Martling on Thursdays.
Artie Lange has done nothing for the show , what has he written? He talks about his drug stories…hmmmm…Jackie used to do the same…Artie has relationship issues and talks about it on air…hmm…Jackie and his wife Nancy discussions….come on people, Artie Lange is over-rated. He shows ZERO respect for the show and the fans !!!!!!!! ….Sleeps, eats, complains…….give me a break. Stop defending an ungrateful load.
I have been a listener for 20 years. That’s my research. Before Jackie finally left for good, I was down to listening a few hours a week. When they started to work on replacing Jackie, I started listening full-time again.
People get old and lose relevance…have you seen Don Rickles lately? He gets laughs even though he’s not close to funny anymore. Just because Jackie came up with some funny shit 20+ years ago, doesn’t mean he’s still relevant or funny. If he were…he’d have…you know…real jobs. (like Attell, Fitzsimmons, Florentine, etc. etc.)
I listened to the show with Jackie. It was, um, fine. I do not wish to go back in time, thank you.
they arent even replying the show on howard 100!!?? what the hell?
I can’t argue with ya PONYBOY….Jackie has gone on to nothing since the show, but really …..what did artie do other then get the roles that Chris Farely turned down? Now after the show what will he do? Lange’s comedy stand up is talking about the show. how lazy is that? give me a break. he’s a lazy load. Jackie was still funny as shit up to 2000 and he wasn’t a big part of the show , stepping on howard during interviews. he was in the back writing lines, with his finger cots, laughing loud (louder at his own jokes) and just playing his role. Artie eats sleeps grunts and contributes drug stories. If thats what you want then Fire Artie and let a drug addict call in once a day with some story of their weekend…whats the diff?
Artie brought the show back to relevance…mostly to younger listeners and (at the time) E! viewers. Artie “skews” young. Jackie “skews” much, much older. Howard wants the same listeners everyone wants. The younger ones.
wtf???? not replaying the show is SO against the Stern show ethos.
I’ve been sitting here waiting to record it. I woke up after 9am and missed the whole damn thing.
So, those of us on a different schedule get screwed?????
Who Cares, I’m not arguing with you much, either. I think Artie brought something to the show…but not for a LONG time.
WHY AREN’T THEY REPLAYING TODAY’S SHOW ON 100???
Who Cares,
Ok, You’ve communicated your dislike for Artie SEVERAL TIMES now.
Give US a break.
I think Artie was looking for an excuse to leave the show for a while, and he saw this as a perfect oppurtunity. I don’t think he can take the fat jokes and the schedule anymore. I feel if he didn’t leave the show he would be dead within the year. He needs help.
I just hope that he doesn’t do something stupid when it sinks in what he just did.
HOLY GAZOOKAS!!!
oh yea! dropping loads all over artie’s shitty life
lol , wtf does Jackie have to do with “listeners” I’m talking about BITS AND PARODIES. What is the show now PONYBOY? Skanks in biknins riding the sybian ? Sal and Richard pulling out their dicks? Howard , the best interviewer in the world, getting interrupted by Artie and some lame joke. Did you hear the Al Roker interview when Artie blurted out a joke with the N-word in it? I know the joke was supposed to be about the Lie Detector guy but Al Roker doesn’t know the show like that and it was rude and Roker was like “what did you say” even howard was like “Artie relax” . This is the Howard Stern show and I want people who bring out the best. WTF does Artie lang bring out ? Drug, hooker stories. woo hoo….zzzz…..I’m just glad I still have my Stern tapes from the 90’s. Fuck Artie Lange and Fuck a show that has no bits or anything other then Skanks/and Dicks on camera.
It is true, Who Cares, what you say about Jackie. Jackie was a behind the scenes guy and Howard owes a lot to him. It would be a mistake, however, to bring Jackie back. In the same way I think it would be a mistake to bring Artie back. Time for a change. Howard may need to step up his game a bit, but the show will continue and be funny.
Arties55InchBelly,
I agree with you. I think if he doesn’t get help he will be dead sooner than that.
(Maybe) Goodbye Artie… he has gone downhill and been extremely depressed since Beer League wasn’t the hit he was so hoping for. Screen fame, not radio, seems to be his long-time dream, and it isn’t a dream likely to come true.
He should have acknowledged that early a.m. work was not something his body and mind could adjust to (I can understand that!) and he could have contracted to do the show, say, from 8 a.m. on, or perhaps three days per week instead of four. That would have had the added benefit of somewhat appeasing both the Artie-haters and lovers.
I have a lot of opinions, positive and negative, about Artie and his impact on the Stern show, but have already wasted five minutes writing about him… (but… I’d be delighted if the show pared down to just Howard, Robin, Fred and Gary, with a changing rotation of guest comedians on a couple days per week.)
Peace to all you of you , but it’s not about Artie , it’s about how much the show has fallen off. I remember Howard laughing at other radio shows for doing all phony phone calls and hiring people off the air. Now look at his show….smh. Sorry guys, if I’m going off…..it’s just I really miss how fun the show was. Artie brings the show down….and I’m tired of it.
Replay?? That’s ridiculous, that they’re not replaying it!
I just tried calling 888-9ASSHOLE and the lines are jammed.
WHY WOULD THEY NOT GIVE US THIS SHOW ON THE REPLAY?
To cover Artie’s XXXXXL ass?
I wasn’t listening this morning and trying to listen to the re-play and 100 is playing the show from earlier this week ( 4/7) instead of the loop of the show from earlier in the day … as normal ?! – what’s up with that ?
I agree the show has been going downhill lately, the guests have been horrible. They show is way better when the guests aren’t on. Joan Collins, WGAS. Al Rocker WGAS. They talked to some jerk who has a Couch from the tonight show for OVER AN HOUR. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………. No wonder Artie Falls asleep. Sal and Richard don’t do anything anymore since the Public Access blocked their numbers. BORING!!!!
@PonyBoy, see what I’m talking about? Howard would have never let this shit slide in the past !! Now it’s just a joke all the shit the show and Stern does to his fans and it all revolves around Artie. Idk How you guys do it , but, me personally, I’m tired of it.
What’s 101 playing ? It’s on commercial right now … so do I gather Artie walked off at 8 Eastern and didn’t return ? Hard to believe he would be done for good….. they are all off all next week too – correct ?
Well peeps, I’m off to work. I hope ya know , any fan of stern has a friend in me, but honestly, how can you all not miss the show when it had so much comedy that the opening 15 mins (playing old bits/song parodies) before the show was better then anything else on the radio!! Now it’s nothing bot sybian rides and phony phone calls…RIP Artie. Have a good day people.
Wow, what a copout, them not replaying the show. Maybe they are on Artie suicide watch.
Listening to the replay on 101. I missed the wrap up show and will be paying close attention to see if Gary and John glean any details.
Not replaying the show on 100 at Noon is crap and gives us some food for thought. My initial thought this AM was this was a stunt so that Artie could get out on an early flight to Amsterdam…..we’ll see when they get back from vacation
NOT REPLAYING THE SHOW. I AM SUPER PISSED, I PAY FOR THIS SHIT!!!!! WTF!!!! I DONT WANT TO HEAR A SHOW IVE ALREADY HEARD 3 TIMES THIS WEEK!!
Somebody call John Hein and let him know the Howard Stern Show just Jumped The SharK
Obvious negatives surrounding today:
1. The fact the show isn’t being replayed on 100
2. This will never hit HowardTV
3. They are on vacation next week.
4. Media blackout.
Has the news team been running spots on 100 regarding this?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOK AT THOSE CHOPPERS!
Remember this same thing happened after the Sal & Richard fights too. Howard put a ban out on taling or replaying the show. Later that day they played it and it was on HowardTV later that week. I have tickets to see Artie at Westbury in May. He better show up!!
Jackie Puppet is right. Howard is jumping the shark as we speak, not replaying the show. I never thought Howard would hide from the truth.
101 has the immediate aftermath right now.
They can have all the media blackouts they want, you know this will be all over youtube.
They just cut in on ISDN (100) and Howard announced that he had a phone message from Artie saying he really is resigning!!!!!!!!!! Its for real folks. Artie is gone.
Gary commented he had the feeling that it was coming and isnt surprised, but he will really miss Artie. Fred said he was a little shocked but not surprised, he felt it was a matter of time and maybe Artie will be better off at not having to deal with the grueling schedule. The impromptu ’show’ only lasted 15 mins. Sigh.
Its a sad day.
WHY WOULD THEY NOT GIVE US THIS SHOW ON THE REPLAY?
Legal reasons?????????????????????????????????????????????????
Tell you what going to be hard for artie to come back after this unless he cleans up.
Any chance this is a Put-on….late April Fool’s day joke ?
If Artie is gone its too bad and tragic. I loved him on the show. He was a great change from Jackie and the constant tension between Jackie, Studdering John, Fred and Robin. It was non-stop back in the day. Artie brought fresh blood and allowed Howard to take the show in a different direction.
It wouldn’t surprise me if this is true. Let’s not forget how Artie imploded when he was kicked off of Mad TV. Now he calls Howard and leaves a message on Howard’s voice mail resigning. How Sad!
OMGTH – When did the cut in happen? How did I miss that? I tuned over to 101 for 10 seconds.
I just went to youtube and watched Mozzarella Balls. What a classic!
Does anyone have the audio of the ISDN break-in? Will Bubba interfere with the West Coast feed?
Artie has jumped the shark. I used to laugh at all his witty comments. But as of the past year or so… he just falls asleep, is depressed… or just doesn’t give a shit. Time for new talent.
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I’m glad it’s not just me who thinks that Howard has been phoning it in for the last few years. He has become the kind of asshole he used to make fun of….the blonde-bimbo girlfriend, the constant star-fucking parties he mentions, his home in the Hamptons. Robin is 10 times worse.
I don’t begrudge them the money…but don’t rub it in our faces. I find myself tuning out more and more each day. I think today Howard has been dealt a fatal blow. He showed himself to really be a self-centered asshole.
OMG FISH HOOK! Dont believe everything you read on the internets. There was no ISDN cut in.
Whats wrong with you people…go back to work.
it’s sad news if artie is indeed leaving. i think the best part of the show is when they bust eachother’s balls and artie is usually involved in that one way or another, whether he’s the giver or the receiver. having said that, if artie is leaving, gilbert would be a fucking great replacement.
I think the show is still great – but clearly there is a switch as to who is funny ….Howard runs the show… but the humor and bits come from Richard and Sal and Artie’s comments plays well into everything …Howard is still funny at times…. but I think the cast of characters is what’s best
I can’t believe this happened! I usually listen to the replay and now they aren’t playing it. WTF Howard????
Call Gilbert!
Dat’s a lotta dimp!
Someone has got to post a link to the important bits here as soon as one become available.
I didn’t hear any ISDN line cut in… when did that happen?
I would think that they are going to let him cool down before taking final word from him.
I love Artie, and I think the show will suck without him.
I hope he re-thinks this.
OMG you suck! Dude, I missed the event, having woken at 9am as the west coast feed was starting. Figured out Artie wasn’t around but purposefully didn’t go over to 101 in order to hear the replay on 100 fresh. Besides, I’m in an allergic daze with the nice weather in NY today. You’re messing with a moron here. Proud?
you can also peper them with e-mails – use: sternshow@howardstern.com
As sad as it is that Artie has fallen liek this, man was that entertaining!
If Artie were to be replaced I really hope they wouldn’t go back to Jackie. I’m not saying he didn’t do a lot for the show back in the day, but he is old news.
I only started listening about a year before the move to Sirius, and when they replay old shows on Fridays I just don’t find it as entertaining as the Sirius show. There are people out there who don’t want to see the show go back to what it was 15-20 years ago. Things change.
It would be interesting to have Jimmy F on the show…
just stumbled across the aftermath on the west coast feed. Howard 100 is NOT replaying today’s show. what gives!? i need to hear this!
I hope he’s really gone. Im sick of his stupid ‘NJ buddies’ stories, and his painful wheeze everytime he tries to laugh. Its the Howard Stern Show, not the Artie Show.
I will cancel if Artie leaves.
I blame Howard for this !
Howard 100 is NOT replaying the show. That’s ridiculous. Coward Stern?
For a guy that’s hot on “NO CENSORSHIP!” he just censored himself. That’s ridiculous. We have a right to hear the replay of the show. Why am I paying $ for my subscription?!? Bullshit.
There was a very in depth story on this guys blog. He also evidently got in touch with *Teddy* and here is some updated info on why they are not replaying the show (i think they are playing a show from 4/7/08 at this moment). Will give you a hint [possible legality]…
I was surprised at this news about Artie and his latest deal…Perhaps the reason he wont come back? You decide: http://tiny.cc/foxnewsblog
Sal
Artie’s been nothing but a fat faced loser faggot bully for a long time. It’s always nice to see the bully get punched right in the face. I hope life just punched Artie right in the face. He deserves all the misery that comes his way…and I couldn’t be happier to see it happen.
Stern Fan Network is down.
No replay?!! Howard wimped out.
i’m sure that’s a work approved link
CRAZY!!!!!!
OMG…Whatever you do, do NOT click that link. My eyes are burning from that image.
You were warned.
HAHAHA, SFN was taken down as well.
are they replaying it? I don’t hear a replay. OMG say it aint so!
Protest the censorship of today’s show on replays:
http://www.sirius.com/customercare
SternShow@HowardStern.com
Holly Gazookas
Luckily I recorded it on my Stiletto. Howard dropped the ball on this one, the replay I mean. Artie was due to pop off bad. That being said, the show will die wothout Artie.
Don’t be stupid you moron!
Rob-Can you post the audio anywhere for people who missed it?
SFN Down when there is some potential controversy? LOL…That is nothing new. Mutt works for the Sternshow, of course he is going to censor his site in favor of his sugar-papa. Why are you people surprised?
The alternative to all of this is its simply a bit. I mean, they are all actors after all, it wouldnt be surprising if it is. 90% of the show is scripted, majority of people that call in are interns (or ’sternshow regulars’), so this would be par for the course.
Oh, dont click that link in the post above, it goes to a definately NSFW site. Funny joke tho haha.
Peace.
I bet this thread blows up, too.
I know there is no way Artie’s explosion was acceptable, but damnit, Howard was instigating this fight. Teddy kept saying how he wanted to leave but Howard kept him in the studio. Then he started taking Teddy’s side while it’s clear that Artie had a valid reason to be pissed at the guy.
Howard pushed it further when he wanted to know how much Teddy gets paid.
All this just goes to show that the jews really are the root of all evil!!!
i can’t believe this- and Sirius isn’t replaying it…I totally missed a monumental show-depressing or not.
Did you hear on 101…Lisa G. did a phone interview with George Takei and asked him to comment about what happened with Artie this morning. George’s reaction: “Oh my, Artie acted like a big fag, quitting and crying and running away”.
Just type in Artie Lange on youtube and the audio is there.
What the hell is going on? They are replaying Monday’s show on 101 instead of today’s show. Has the legal dept. told Howard to get that off the air?
Artie made the show so funny. I’m sad.
People started to turn against Artie when he became the very asshole we all hate. Teddy’s no brain surgeon, but to see the way Artie would treat him was disgusting. Artie’s the asshole boss we have all had and equally despised. He thinks throwing money (sometimes literally) at any problem will automatically fix it. I know the kind of asshole Artie is. He pays you in cash, and you always have to beg him to get paid every week. Then he makes some put-down remark as he gives it to you. Artie really is the scum of the Earth…but he did help the Stern show to new heights when he started.
This was bound to happen.
I wonder if Eric the midget is glad or sad about what happened today?
Artie is number 1 on google trends
Go to You Tube, type in “Artie Lange Quits”. It’s right there.
You’re Welcome!
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Fugheddaboudit!
I think this discussion shows there are a lot of unemployed people out there.
Bobo the clown = Hateman (guy that calls in and ‘leaves messages’)? Listen to his voice and you decide…Besides…Where do you get the number to ‘leave messages’???
Now, you all be good sheep…Get off the internets…Go call your mom or dad and say hi…Thank a soldier or Vet (even if some morons go thank their local Dog Doctor, thats ok) and get on with your day.
Its all a joke people.
I’m self employed, so I can spend all day here if I’d like.
Yes, I’ll try if it hasn’t been posted already.
Do they replay the Wrap Up Show on 101?
Yep….right before Bubba
howard 100 news, tim sabien said they are putting the replays on hold so they can assess what happened
yes
I’m a blogger. This IS what I do. LOL
Your mom must be proud that her son is a ‘blogger’. You now join the illustrious ranks of various nerdy fat chicks and old farts who blog on the internet. You should have stuck to your career path as a grocery bagger.
Nooge.
I am an accountant that stares at a computer all day, I am good. Thanks for your concern though…………………….
FAG!!
Artie needs realize that the world does not revolve his fat ass.
Works 20 hours a week, makes millions, and waaaaahhhhh, im rich, im so tired, wwwhhhhaaaaa
Fuck you, you fat fuck, go take a long walk of your precious jersey shore, you cock sucking fagott!
HAHAHA mjcane!! You need to do a PSA now!
Hey man, I made over $100,000 doing this in 2007. I’m a writer. Who cares?
dude come on artie has been let off the hook for sleeping and coming in late or not coming in at all and of course throwing shit at sal… and we all know in a week from now fat boy will b back and joking around about this and the big nose jew will b laughing right along with him and it will all blow over until artie actually gets to someone and physically hurts someone and there will b howard saying ” i had no idea artie was like this” come on dude he yelled at ralph on the phone about the dice money a while back like crazy then throwing shit at sal after screaming at him and then he starts with the yelling with teddy and howard should have known to slow the conversation down or change gears alittle… he claims he is a great interviewer but he didnt read this one right at all because like the baby gorilla that he is u poke him enough he is gonna come at u and howard did what he was suppose to do and granted no one knows that nut job artie would attack his 1/3 size assistant but after listening to the show to hear arties take on things i can honestly say GOODBYE ARTIE you are the biggest asshole on the show and I hope they start interviewing for the chair again and dont even mention fat boy anymore
I will do a PSA only if it gets animated.
So if this is a joke is Artie wearing a fat suit.
Best acting job since “Raging Bull”!!!
Artie threw a cup of water at Teddie. He never touched him. This is not the same thing as AJ and Studdering John.
Sabien’s comments seem suspect considering Sirius did not change the 101 feed….I’m listening right now.
Something seems fishy here. I smell a stunt to get everyone out of town a little early when they had nothing to discuss today but Ivan Reitman’s Son’s movie Juno that is coming out on DVD. There was a ton of time that they had to fill…..How about a BS argument between Artie and Teddie.
Good luck Artie! If you don’t die this weekend maybe you can start headlining at bowling alley bars. Fuck you and your Hoboken apt, your house at the shore, your Mercedes, your mother, your sister and your former boss Howard for not replaying the show!
“No more bullshit”?? My ass!!
I don’t think it was a bit. We’ll see if Artie comes back.
“Artie In Amsterdam”
How about this joker who comes on this site and posts and bashes people who come to this site to post… Loser
THATS A GOOD ONE
@Ponyboi: I am surprised that gay-themed literature is selling that well. Good for you!
Hooha.
MAYBE THEY CAN PAY RILEY NOW WHAT HE WANTS!
Ponyboy….nice to see that someone else gets it.
Artie has no class….but he does have money. He tries to buy class, buy respect, and buy acceptance. That game works on way too many people. Having all that money has even fooled him into thinking he’s a respectable guy. Behind all that money…is a no-class asshole.
HAHA!
They’re playing The Wrap Up show on 101 right now.
Hey, the stock market has been up since Artie imploded. maybe its the bellweather event that saves our economy.
Hey, SFN is down due to Mutts censorship of the topic…Where else are you going to go to bash people? Hehehe.
The Wrap-Up Show is on 101 right now.
hello…i think artie has deep issues…i like artie a lot, but come on…wake the f up!!!!!! sleeping on air, arguing at staff members…when is howard going to say enough is enough…
Remember the last time Artie threatened to leave during the “not my bro” incident? It was this exact time last year. Are we getting duped?
Artie needs to come back or i’m cancelling my Sirius subscription
Wait, there not replaying this??
I don’t think we’re being duped. As much as I think Artie is great for the show he’s not that good an actor..
Howard could care less if we cancel our subscriptions. He’s got his money.
george takei would’ve diffused the whole thing. he was on a week too soon!
Does anyone know if they are going to replay this show later today like usual?.. Someone mentioned earlier that they weren’t going to. Is this true?
Isn’t it funny what provokes us to cancel our subscriptions? I shit you not…I was on the phone with Sirius on April 1 when Howard finally said the Ralph thing was an April Fool’s joke.
anyone?
How does this compare to when AJ Benza hit Stuttering John? Howard is a hypocrite. He loves this stuff, then hides behind his b.s. by saying he never asked for that. He always asks for that. It’s not like the signs were not there, but Howard knows it’s “good radio”. Give us listeners credit for not being totally stupid.
I am fucking livid at Howard for not replaying this. Why am I paying?
Fuck you Howard…and fuck Mutt.
They’ve definitely pulled the replay from Howard 100. The replay is not of today’s show, it is of Monday’s show. I think it is wrong and hypocritical of a show that screams “NO CENSORSHIP” as one of it’s tentpoles on Sirius to censor itself. I think it is cowardly on their part.
Thanks to the site staff for posting the audio links. It’s some of the most disturbing and out of control radio I have ever heard in my life. This is not a bit. Not at all.
this is depressing…worst of all, we have to wait a week for the show to be back live…they out to have a show via the ISDN lines to give everyone an update…
the wrap up show is on 101…replaying everything…
Howard is done. Everyone on the show points at Artie, but Kats is right. It’s either censored or it’s not. What’s the difference if the censor is Howard or the FCC? The whole show has started to become tired anyway, consisting mainly of Eric the Midget calls and Ted Kennedy impressions. Does he realize if Artie wasn’t sleeping yesterday his show would have sucked? Fuck Howard, what a hypocrite. Beth has removed any vestiges of balls he has had. Robin and Fred so obviously kiss his ass.
i hope they replay the complete show on Sunday.
Amen to Ken and Florida Booey. Sirius needs to drop all of the “no censorship” spots they use.
Don’t you think they’re possibly not replaying the fight for LEGAL reasons….self imposed editing is not censorship….
i think howard should have physically brought artie to an intervention…artie needs help…it’s not howard fault. stop blaming howard and everybody on the show…it’s a problem between artie and teddy
all this aside; a lot of shows would have let them scrap it out and not made such a big deal about it (BTLS)………. people get pissed sometimes, sometimes Howard can be a pussy about a little fisticuffs (even though no fists flew, just some water)
ps. what’s this with no replay? ass covering at its finest.
“I’m not a good person, Howard… I gotta leave… I love you…” That’s rather cryptic and scary last words.
They ABSOLUTELY need to stop saying NO CENSORSHIP.
I can’t believe what the show has become.
No respect for the fans. No respect for our intelligence.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Artie should be fired, end of story. This is the 2nd time he’s assaulted someone at work. A cd, a box, a cup of water, it really doesn’t matter. That’s not how you conduct yourself at work. He’s completely unprofessional and over.
Sirius *content* is not governed by the FCC. They only have regulatory power insofar as the merger of companies.
What is the difference between what happened on the air today and a Jerry Springer all-out brawl? That is why you sign a waiver before you go on the air as a guest, or get signed to the Stern show staff.
I beg to differ that self-imposed editing, is by definition, on a channel and broadcast service that advertises “Howard Stern. Uncensored.” Censorship.
That’s my point.
Plese guys…25 year listener. Artie is the real deal a great entertainer who has brought HUGE to the show for almost ten years. BUT…he is seriously ill and is either gonna be coaxed finally into rehab by his mother and sister and maybe Howard OR he will go to Amsterdam and go down.
I’ve been to Amsterdam. They shovel your dead ass overdosed body off the street in the morning and bill the family for services while shipping body back to JFK.
Stay tuned. Stern is real. I think at the least Art will be suspended for a time and rehab will most probably be a part of deal.
That is IF he gets help.
The Revue is thru.
I have faxed that number asking why they’re censoring themselves about 20 times. I bet nobody even reads those faxes. lol
Just go to youtube and listen to it. It’s all there. Stop complaining about
them not replaying it because if you heard it you would know why. Artie
keeps saying that Teddy has been stealing money from him for 4 months and he says it over and over. That’s why they aren’t replaying it right now
because Teddy can sue Artie and Sirius for slander if it isn’t true. Now
stop wasting your time posting and go listen to it.
Fuck you Artie!
Motown has a point, I could easily see a suspension with mandatory anger management classes.
Look guys, You know that HR and Legal at Sirius has stepped in. Basically an assault occurred at a place of business, and if Teddy wanted to he could sue someone – Sirius, Artie, etc. The tape is now a piece of evidence. That is what a corporate attorney is thinking. I don’t think this is a case of censorship at all. Again, this is not KROCK and Tom Chiusano. This is a new place, and new rules. They are withholding the rebroadcast for that reason. I don’t think there is anything sinister behind it.
Where is the youtube link? RIP Baby Gorilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPUAeUyJa48
Lazy!
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The link was posted like 30 posts ago you R-TARD
John is a FAG!
Poll:
Does Bubba talk about this?
Bubba: No. He knows on which side his 400 lb. ass is buttered.
I think it will be interesting, I don’t see how he can’t talk about it. I imagine some of the losers will be calling his show to talk about it.
That torrent file worked perfect! 300kb DL!!
I just wish he had gone off on that shit-head High-Pitch Mike instead of Teddy. Mike actually DESERVES to get his shit kicked in.
Artie may or may not be back on heroin, but his real problem is that he has sleep apnea!! I listened to him snoring yesterday. My boyfriend has sleep apnea, and he sounds exactly like Artie when he doesn’t wear his CPAP. Also, before he got the CPAP he was constantly angry and went off the deep end without provocation.
Artie needs a sleep study. He said he did one, but I don’t believe him. He obviously doesn’t want any help, and will continue on this path until he dies or hits bottom. Too bad, he was good on the show for awhile, but ARTIE has jumped the shark, not the show! I agree with whoever said they should have guest comedians every week. Bring back George Takei!!!!! Sulu Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Howard needs better guests too, less porn stars, they are stupid and boring.
I thought this site was pulled at request as well.
This isn’t a drug problem at all, it is much deeper than that.
Just re-posting the link & E-mail address to protest the censorship and pulling of the replays of this show on Howard 100:
http://www.sirius.com/customercare
SternShow@HowardStern.com
Wow. I thought this site had gone *poof*.
You guys overloaded the server and my hosting company blocked my service!! ROFL!!
I’m glad to see SBG is back up. Got worried there.
Any word on why SFN is down? Rumor is Stern’s henchmen asked suck ass mult to take the site down to ‘cool down’ the fans over this debacle.
I shit when I saw the site down! Thank god it’s back up.
fuck you artie, you are 40 act like it. Your fans are quickly leaving you.
You have now become what you hate. A rich whiny fag. You got it all and can obviously not pull it together even a bit. Fuck you dego whop. I hate you now. Its just like when my father left me. Fuck you Artie. The world dont evolve around your fragile emotions. Your the biggest pussy. In the words of MArk TWain (a mans only goal in life is to be as least hyprocritical as possible). You are not a man artie. You are a faggot ass pusssy FUCK YOU.
I am sure that its just a technical issue of at SFN, I havent had a chance to talk to Mutt yet…. I think he would have posted a note if it was for any other reason.
i still can’t believe this… there are lots of reasons this goes further than what most of you are talking about… legal issues, financial risks, and don’t forget marketing.
i’m a fan, but i understand the business end of this, and unfortunately it’s unlikely that he’ll return without anything short of a new clause in his contract
sad, sad day -i don’t want to see artie go anywhere. but i cannot believe that none of you (that i have read) suggested attell as his replacement. he is the obvious choice
Artie has gone over the edge, he is officially on the path to self destruction and theres nothing anyone can do, he doesnt want help hes content on the present course. Its only a matter of time now . I just hope he dies on the air! it will be radio gold!!
I say we protest the 2 howard stations and let them see the ratings drop!
I just canceled my subscription until we get official word.
I listened to it twice. I have to agree that Howard is as much to blame for Artie going off as Artie himself. Howard has created the environment for Artie’s decline. If Artie is fat, and drugged up, and angry, and depressed, so what. It’s good for the show. Everything is fair game, unless it’s aimed at Howard. Then all of sudden, he changes the rules. Artie needs to leave the show, for his own health and peace of mind. He will never get better while he’s on the show; the show is his problem. Howard claims to care, but in reality Artie’s just another bit for the show. It’s all about Howard. Always was. Always will be. Too bad it’s at Artie’s expense this time.
Attell?
He doesn’t need Stern at all……
No good money at Stern….he might just as well work at Burger King if he wanted to waste his time.
If anyone else in any other job did something like this, they would be fired. Artie has already gotten away with it once before with Sal. What makes him so special?
Artie should be fired. Teddy was being disrespectful but that is beside the point. I used to love Artie but I don’t think I can ever feel the same way about him again.
Dave Atell has a successful career.. he doesnt need the show
larry,
i’m not talking about what’s good for attell. i’m talking about what would be best for the show
it’s not happening… i’m well of aware of that, but still
i know i know
I heard a whisper from the emergency meeting at 3pm.
It’s not Lange’s choice to come back or not, Sirius has washed their hands due to future liability.
I understand.
Carlin would be good for the show too…..
We are talking about two different types of comedy here.
I like artie, but though his standup was horrible and he is D list in that field.
It would be like comparing Doctors, there are so many diffferent types.
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I think its time for Artie to have one of those ‘fat gut’ nicknames lke Fat Bastard, Tubby, Flounder or Porky.
The loser faggot’s career just got aids and died! Artie, you will be missed…by just a few people.
what a boring show today zzzzz
KIDDING
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Well the work day is almost over and I can’t stop thinking about the blowup. I know Artie means well with everything he does but for him to go nuts like this at Teddy is kind of scary. I’m sure Artie takes good care of Teddy and although Teddy is a fuckup and livin’ a freebie life he still needs to act like an employee and not ham shit up for the show.
I just hope Artie comes out of this okay and that Sirius takes into consideration that he is not well.
In regards to the replay…I think it sucks that it’s not getting replayed but I can see it from Sirius’ point of view. As a company they need to review what occurred and take proper action in order to stay away from future confrontations etc.
I just hear the conflict in from youtube. I believe there is more than meets the eye here. I think Artie has serious financial issues, when he comes back in from the hallway after chasing Teddy and howard is talking to him artie answers Howard “why would i call over teddy when i dont call you over my money problems?”
I think he went way over his head with his Jersey shore property.
i can assure you that this entire thing was not a joke, and the reason it will not be replayed has nothing to do with howard. unfortunatly it is now in the hands of sirius (they are in fact employees of that company). as much as some think its just interesting listening material, you have to understand that it is a serious issue as is being dealt as so.
I can also assure you that Teddy was never stealing from artie (in any sense of the phrase) and that teddy has been nothing but loyal to him despite the constant vebal beatings he would get. its sad that this happened so publicly and yes it shouldnt have been discussed on air, but in howards defense, you could never predict that even your most tempremental collegue could lash out in such a way (despite past experiences)
Wow…I’ve been in a daze all day over this. I don’t think there’s any way that the event on-site was staged or pre-planned in any way (though, it wouldn’t entirely surprise me if cooler heads prevailed during the upcoming week-off, and they decide to spin it as a bit.)
I was thinking, though, that after the incident, Howard should’ve gotten Langford and the Howard News crew to launch a news alert broadcast, and Howard should’ve taken Gary and gone to Artie’s place, maybe get on the ISDN line, and tell Artie the only way to keep his job would be to go check into rehab immediately.
Personally, I think Artie is funny as hell, but he is so clearly back into heavy using that his performance is noticeably suffering. Frankly, the whole sleeping at work bit yesterday wasn’t so much funny as it was scary as hell. Between the white lips, the sweating, and the ominously vague “my stomach hurts” when he woke up, I was just thinking “dopesick” the whole time.
God love him, Artie get help fast.
Oof.
People would have a lot more sympathy for Artie and his problems if he hadn’t turned into such a raging pathetic asshole the last year and a half or so. I thought he brought much to the show until he started taking days off. The fatter and richer he has gotten…the more miserable to everyone around him he has become.
I need everyone to know that Artie is OK. He is in no danger of hurting himself, and I am quite sure everything will be fine when they all get back from vacation. I wish I could say more, but I can’t. I have heard from so many fans and so many have expressed extremely emotional concern for him. I just felt I had to reassure you all that everything is fine. Hang in there.
D
It would be hilarious if that really is from Artie’s Dana…typically enabling…writing that “everything is fine”, when it so clearly is not.
obviously NOT daner
Hey Dana,
I’m not a fat loser and I make over 6 figures a year, what are you doing Saturday Night? BTW, I even like dogs….lol
I hope Artie comes back to the show and they fire him immediately on the air for this stupid behavior. WTF is his problem…Whaaaaa, I’m rich and fat…whatever! Grow up and not out you fat piece of shit!
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Well, DUH. It is The Howard Stern Show.
Artie’s behavior is Artie’s responsibility. How a person reacts to provocation, whether it is real or imagined provocation, is that’s person’s choice.
Time to pin the tail on the donkey… err baby gorilla.
Oops, part of my post got cut.
HowardIsAHypocrite Says: It’s all about Howard. Always was. Always will be.
Well, DUH. It is The Howard Stern Show.
Artie’s behavior is Artie’s responsibility. How a person reacts to provocation, whether it is real or imagined provocation, is that’s person’s choice.
Time to pin the tail on the donkey… err baby gorilla.
I agree about Dana . . . especially because I am convinced this will go down as the biggest prank in modern radio history. And what a great gift to Bubba, Jay and the Howard100 and Howard101 programs while Howard is on vacation. It finally came together for me when Bubba addressed it immediately, stated he has spoken to everyone and can comment on certain things. He spent a few moments on it and dumped out of it for the rest of the show. Everyone will be listening to any live show on those stations for an update on the situation. I don’t think everyone on the staff was in on the joke. If you’ll notice there was no Ralph. They sold it well, but this just seemed to have too perfect a setup. The last several weeks Howard would seemingly bring up Amsterdam and the purity of the drugs there as being a real concern. Then the other day we hear about how they were worried about being late for flights. Artie hasn’t uttered a word about Teddy in recent months since the last exchange which by some accounts was sort of a ruse too. Don’t get me wrong, I still Artie is fucked up and a little too simple minded at times. But I trust my bullshit meter. Great work guys! There were some unbelievably convincing performances. The King of All Media and the inspiration for reality programming, shows them all how it is done!
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Well HowardTV has put a note on their webpage “It is our regret we will not be showing the “infamous” April 10th program featuring Artie Lange at this time. It is our hope to be able to bring you that program in its entirety in the very near future.”
I guess we have Joan Rivers & bikini bowling to look forward to…
Anyone who thinks this is a bit is crazy…end of story. there is NO WAY this is a bit or fake.
anyone else going to listen to the superfan roundtable (i’m on the westcoast)
?
ill probably call in.
i want to, but i’m at work.
what will you say?
Have no idea.. just feel i should.
eric the mindnumbingly dull actor is currently on his cam at this moment.
(for some reason, i can’t post the link..) go to stickam.com/jfsc
i’ve been watching him all day! i bet he’s jazzed about the artie situation.
what time is the show on?
Stern and the staff are not to blame. Artie needs to take responsibility for himself. If not for the show providing a little bit of structure, Artie would already be dead. Too bad, Artie’s alpha-male was a nice counter balance when Howard starts getting too gay!
I agree it was a bit gone too far. Seems coincidental that before the break they were discussing naomi throwing blackberry at her assistant and everyone laughed a lot, they come back from the break and within minutes Artie throws a soda at teddy…
Screw Artie. He is a spoilt baby and is only successful because of the Stern show. If Stern lets him come back, I will cancel my subscription.
Artie doesn’t know how good he had it. Just yesterday he too a f’n nap at work for Christs sake!
They were talking about the naomi blackberry thing on monday, the replay thats on 100, not today.
The show should be aired. It is about HONSESTY right? Always bitching about the FCC’s censorship? No more bullshit? Its all over Youtube anyway.
FUCK ARTIE…GET THAT FAT FUCKING LOSER OFF THE AIR
John Candy often complained of ‘hangers-on’ and ‘leeches’ right up until he died, as he was overly generous and resentful of how much people “depended” on him (ie, managers, agents, personal assistants).
I love Artie to death, but this is one time too many, and he really should go. No workplace in the world would tolerate this, except maybe on Mulberry St.
Super Fan Roundtable – on now. Channel 101 – Beetlejuice is giving his 2cents
I don’t think they’re going to replay it. I heard it on the west coast feed this morning, but 100 has been replaying monday’s show all day. One of my co-workers walked away from our department for five minutes and missed the whole thing.
Steve :angford reporting on 101, Artie and Teddy are both on the plane. Artie is in 1st class, and Teddy had to walk past him to coach.
The lock eyes, briefly, no verbal acknowledgement….tension.
And Artie is in good spirits, according to Steve.
Steve Langford just reported that Artie is on the plane to Amsterdam. Teddy is on the same plane but not in first class with Artie.
Ia m at Newark international terminal awaiting a flight to london and who do i see Artie lange. Yelled out to him and he seemed in high spirits. But quickly avoided me and several other fans who were shooting him ?’s
Ninja’d
There is a new post on this site saying that y’all.. new thread
artiefan – are you calling in? I’m watching eric the actor on his cam, and i wish he’d call in.
I got pics, how do i get them to you. I ll be it there are from the back
but this is the baby gorilla in the terminal.
I dont have the special phone number
dirt: i’m sorry, just a fyi: it’s “albeit”
just sayin. i proofread, and can’t help it.
dirt, savebabygorilla@gmail.com
1-888-stern-101
LOL.. that isnt the SPECIAL number
Boarding in 10
what “special” number? i’m cornfused!
As I said earlier this afternoon, and nownearly confirmed by Steve Langford’s report: THIS WILL GO DOWN AS ONE OF THE GREATEST PRANKS IN RADIO HISTORY. And what a great gift to Bubba, Jay and the Howard100 and Howard101 programs while Howard is on vacation. It finally came together for me when Bubba addressed it immediately, stated he has spoken to everyone and can comment on certain things. He spent a few moments on it and dumped out of it for the rest of the show. Everyone will be listening to any live show on those stations for an update on the situation. I don’t think everyone on the staff was in on the joke. If you’ll notice there was no Ralph. They sold it well, but this just seemed to have too perfect a setup. The last several weeks Howard would seemingly bring up Amsterdam and the purity of the drugs there as being a real concern. Then the other day we hear about how they were worried about being late for flights. Artie hasn’t uttered a word about Teddy in recent months since the last exchange which by some accounts was sort of a ruse too. Don’t get me wrong, I still Artie is fucked up and a little too simple minded at times. But I trust my bullshit meter. Great work guys! There were some unbelievably convincing performances. The King of All Media and the inspiration for reality programming, shows them all how it is done!
you don’t think Steve Langford used that number to get in do you?
of course not – he’s got privleges. you’re just a “fan.” you’re not even going to try?
artiefan: what state are you in? i’m curious.
I have been calling since minute 1. I have got on before. I have been invited to be on the show before… so i just gotta get past the busy tone.
Ralph sounds totally hoarse from talking all day.
im in connecticut.
the phones will be impossible to get through.
BS guys. Ralph is the WORST ACTOR, and that’s why he was pushed off to the Superfan Round Table. Greatest Radio Prank since War of the Worlds, which wasn’t even a prank . . . so this is the greatest ever.
If this is a prank, its mean and will piss off most fans
Ok back from work. Fuck Artie. thank you
Sternfannetwork is STILL down.
This is not a prank or a bit. If it were, 100 would be replaying the show.
I love listening to Artie. He cracks me up with his one liners. I am entertained by him and until I hear the replay I’m on his side. Would miss the show without him.
Thank God…
I hope he’s gone for good…..
He’s not as funny as you all make him out to be…..
Bring on DOUG STANHOPE……….
I got a fiver on “Artie Lange Found Dead in a Hookers Window in the Red Light District” being the headline of The New York Post before the show returns from break.
I’ve also heard from a source that Sirius’ HR dept is looking into what to do about this situation. More on that when I get word. By the way HPM didn’t do anyone a favor (especially Sirius) by rallying the Gay coallition against Artie…stupid ass that HP Mike is.
Bottom line: Artie IS the show. What a great way to keep us guessing, and tuned in. The amazing thing is they don’t have to, because they don’t rely on Arbitrons or anything, but this is Howard maintaining his position as King of All Media. Guaranteeed Artie will be back if Amsterdam doesn’t kill him first.
Howard crossed the line when he let Sal and Richard stand next to Artie with their junk out when he was sleeping. That was the breaking point.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’ve listened to Howard for years and what ken said about Beth just about castrating Howard is true…He never acted like such a pussy when he was married…He needs these outbursts and scenes because thats all he has left and thats all hes “allowed” to do. Without that what else does the show have? I watch Howards shows from years ago and I just don’t see that same excitement anymore..If a girls involved he can’t even go near her for fear of Beths wrath..Grow another pair will you Howard????
Bruthas and sistas …
On the wrap-up show, Gary swore on the lives of his children that it was NOT a bit. That’s proof enough for me that it was legit.
That is enough proof for me as well Ostman!