BREAKING NEWS!! From SBG friend Matty Springs:
“Artie WILL be on the show Monday, this coming from both him AND Bob Levy who were there preforming. They both announced it during Artie’s set and at the end of the show. Artie did an awesome job tonight, me and the boys had to set up the dressing room, this man really does eat like a machine lol. He was presented a plaque by the UFD, in a real moving ceremony (the fallen firefighters son came up and everything)”
I knew he would be back. But for how long?? Just for a goodbye or to announce a break?
Replace Artie with crazy Alice. Fuck you fat artie….you piece of shit.
Hell yeah brotha, shits looking good. It was getting hectic at one point, at least 10 of the guys yelling “FUCK TEDDY” at which point Artie goes “Yeah, I’ll leave that up to his faggot fucking boyfriend” lol
I love Artie and am GLAD he will be back!!
Without Artie, the show fails.
Good for you artie,having you back on THE SHOW monday gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling it does
I will be so happy if Artie comes back to the show…I love that baby gorilla
ACK ACK ACK!
I will believe it when I hear it. I want him back, but announcing it at a gig?
Joop
http://www.howieforums.com
money money money $$$ money
That bloated Diva can go screw himself, if he can find his penis. I heard that turd on reruns this week & the old Artie (circa 2002) was perfect. Move forward to 2008 & you get a washed up, drugged out obese egomaniac. I wish that fat fuck would cough up the real Artie so I could enjoy him again.
If this is true…is it too much to ask if Artie is welcomed back in a “Bob and Ray” bit?
Hi Fred…
reruns were great w/ Old artie. I hate the bitch but if the hook nosed jew bastard listened to Robin when she said not to get into the money issue this would have never happened…….F Howard and Hi pitch mike…………
Artie and Naomi Campbell have something in common and its not looks
Why should Artie ever want to change when he’s getting awards from a dead guy’s son?!? In his addled brain, he’s not the problem…Look ma! They gived me a plack!…everyone else is the problem.
If he does return permanently, its a slap in the face to Teddy and AJ Benza. And on top of that, it will split the Stern fans in 2, as he scorned a lot of listeners by his actions last Thursday.
Artie is a bloated unfunny piece of white trash. Please die so Howard can bring back a true funnyman, Jackie Martling.
Jackie Martling is the most unfunny person in the history of humor he has no talent except for being able to be yelled at
Well, it took 7 years but at long last we can get the Jokeman back and perhaps there is hope yet that the show might recover some tiny bit of its former greatness.
All those who knock Martling are clearly retards who never knew the show before Lange.
I’d like to personally thank Artie for self-destructing. He never should have hired that obnoxious prick, Ted. He has only himself to blame.
it’s just a goodbye if at all me thinks.. Soo sad this is like a Rock & Roll death but the person is still alive. damn sounds like my entire family. save the baby somebody please
This guy Zach Galifianakis who is on Kimmel must be Benjy’s hero. What a douchebag.
The last time Artie “quit” he came out and told Howard that he always self destructs and ends all of his relationships in a blaze. If it wasn’t trying to kill Teddy that ended his career, it would have been some other crap. There’s no way Sirius can allow him to remain when he is actively trying to hurt fellow employees. It’s a huge liability. Bring back Marlo, Billy West and the fucking puppet for the last two years!! F Timmy..
I think we will all know on monday. I sent 2 cases for poland spring to the studio for fatboy to throw at his coworkers. I hope he uses them in good health.
They tried to make Artie go to rehab
but he said ‘no, no, no’
Yes he likes his Jack
and if he’s comin’ back, you’ll know know know
He’s a big fat guy,
he likes his pizza pie
Artie’s gotta go to rehab
but he won’t go go go
I hope it is a goodbye. He should go fuck himself
LOL Artie Winehouse!
That’s perfect.
let’s hope the news is true, long live artie…jackie would totally ruin the show, mastertape is painful to listen to with the jokeman…about the only funny thing is fred doing jackie and of course billy as the puppet…billy was genius…can’t wait till monday
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boss, I’m thirsty!
wow, more proof that Chaunce Gayden is full of shit.
Bring in George Lopez who has won multiple comedy awards and who Howard seemed to like! Howard needs some Latino heat on the show, instead of all the lily white Jewish people he employs.
George Lopez? I say no, no, no
two points to be made to Jackhole:
1) the only other Jewish person in there is Benjy, and
2) George Lopez is probably the only choice worse than bringing that annoying washed-up chucklehead Jackie back. Lopez might fit in on some corny nonsense like the Ellen Degeneres Show.
Everything will be fine. I think.
Robin’s real name is Quiverstein
Artie Langeberg
Are they ever going to put April 10th’s show on Howard TV, or at least put some pictures on the web site? It would probably be the most viewed show ever.
I think it will hurt the show if artie is fired.When a boss is going to fire a person he must take into account the contribution that person has made toward the show,Artie has done this in abundance.he has open his soul for the show by revieling intamite details about his life,his stories about cocaine use robbing a bank etc. I relate to ARTIE’S ANGER when you are so good to a person and then they take advantage of you it is like getting slapped in the face. We all know that Artie is agood person with a good heart he has shown this many times on the air.his comedic Humor and impressions border on genuise howard i’m begging you please keep Artie as part of the family. God bless you Artie.
Prisons are full of good people with good hearts. Fuck Artie.
I was joking about George Lopez, and talking about the employees on the show as a whole, not just in the studio. Besides, Artie was probably still high from some Amsterdamn quality heroin, when he said he was coming back. As we all heard recently on the show, Levy is still a cokehead, so his words are meaningless.
fred eric norrowitz
I will be sure to our some of my beer on the floor tonight for our dear dead homie Artie.
Christ I need to proof read this shit:
Pour………………………………..
Jackie is not funny. He is negative funny.
Let that old fuck make some more childrens songs or jokes or whatever he is doing to scrape up some dough.
Artie needs to stop loaning people cash and letting others take advantage of him (his bookie).
I know that damned bookie pushed him over the edge and it got taken out on Teddy.
He’s mad at Teddy for “stealing” his money? Oh cmon. You all know it was the bookie who set him over the top and Teddy was that little feather that overflowed it all.
its all true. i heard it on the internets.
jackie sucks balls in hell.
I heard that the problems at Artie’s shore house are what caused him to flip out. Apparently, every time Artie goes into the ocean the water level rises and floods his house. He’s furious!
At lunch the Howard 100 News played a clip from Artie’s show last night, in which he addressed the Is-Artie-Coming-Back-To-Work question. It was a one sentence answer: I’ll be on the show Monday. That could mean anything.
Even if he didn’t “resign,” they wouldn’t have to fire him. All they have to do is tell him that he must go to anger management counseling, and that’ll be it. He won’t. He’s a fat loser and likes it that way. Hopefully his coming on the show Monday will be to say goodbye.
I like Kamie’s comment: “Prisons are full of good people with good hearts. Fuck Artie.”
LOL, too true.
So lucky the Pope was in Yankee Stadium this week….I heard he prayed for Artie Lange to return to the show.
I’LL BE THERE MONDAY YOU DOPES!
hopefully on monday artie will say he is back for good…he should sign on to do a show even after howard is gone….i don’t understand how anyone cannot love the baby gorilla, he is the best….jackie can shove his jokemaster junior up his ass because artie is funnier than jackie even when he is asleep on the show
TDub speaks the truth.
Artie is only funny when there is a guest. The rest of the time he is a hateful, pathetic douchebag. Bring in George full-time!
FIRE erd!
Artie is/was angry. Beer League flopped, He lost Dana, He loans money to anyone, he’s teased everyday about being fat, he’s teased every day about sweating, sleeping, eating, Teddy answers him back in a totally disrespectful way……the man is hurting inside , covers up with humor, continues to get screwed over, bookie, Teddy, the people in Fla. Artie prides himself on being kind and generous and he is taken advantage of…..i mean when is the last time you asked your boss for $8,000 for Chrstmas shopping and then argued about paying it back?? Artie needs understanding and counseling, not fired. i couldn’t believe Ba Ba Booey saying that he doesn’t know what to do. Gary, be a friend and organize an intervention or let Artie commit suicide. those are your choices.
BEST NEWS i’ve heard all week:)
Been listening to this week’s Best ofs, and with very few exceptions, they sound pretty lame without Artie!
The Baby Gorilla adds some REAL working CLASS to the show…and i think the reason Howard was so worried is because Stern’s a little bitchboy like that little fag, Teddy, and he wonders why he used to get his ass kicked in Roosevelt???
And since Howard’s mouth is always making his ass a target, he should be GRATEFUL he has someone like Artie to pull a Baba Booey if the shit hits the fan, Ronnie the midget limo driver can’t protect him if a Mike Tysonesque guest freaks out and attacks
dropping loads
He’s coming back to say goodbye. He’s gone.
If Artie comes back with no punishment and like nothing ever happened, the inmates are running the asylum. Howard is a eunuch. He has no control over what happens in his own studio, except to pull replays.
I cannot believe all these fucking people making excuses for Artie’s behaviour. I don’t give a shit if Teddy was disrespectful. fire the kid! You dont go trying to beat him up. So, as long as Artie is on the show he can do whatever he wants, is that it? Fall asleep, punch people, throw things, call in sick every other week. That is ok, right, as long as Artie drags his fat ass in and shows up?? You people make me sick.
You’re right. Artie’s just going to be there Monday to do a final good bye.
Howard and Beth have been down here in Florida all week for their vacation. They’re staying at a hotel where I’ve been staying for a wedding. I actually had a chance to talk a bit with Howard at the pool…I knew to keep it short and “normal”…and he actually spent some time talking to me. He doesn’t want to see Artie go, but he said Artie decided that he can’t do the show any more…it’s just too much of a drain on him and he can barely wake up in the mornings. Artie said it just keeps getting worse and worse, and the blow ups are a sign that he’s reached the end. He’ll be there Monday to do a pleasant final farewell….then gone.
^^ Hear, Hear Kamie!
I don’t hate Artie, that’s beside the point. Would Sal or Richard be allowed back if they physically attacked somebody? If they repeatedly fell asleep in their studios? If they threw shit at people with the intent to injure them? If they called in sick at least one day or every other day every three weeks?
That’s my point exactly. Who’s in control of this show? Who’s running the Asylum? If Artie is back, then Howard’s Jerry Springer, just trying to incite miniature riots and exploit the tragedy of Artie’s physical and mental collapse and addictions for entertainment and exposure.
FL Stern Fan – seriously? I can’t imagine that Howard would divulge that information prior to the show monday
I hope he is back for good. I have been listening since I was in high school in the late 80’s and I think the show would go down hill is they got rid of Artie. As for all the people who want Jackie back…are you F@%king kidding me??? He is the most annoying and UNFUNNY person they could ever have on. The show got 1000 times better the day that chump left. I will admit that the old Artie was better but he still brings a hell of a lot to the show.
He’s obviously upset about the situation, I could see it in his face when he talked about it. There was pain and sadness in his facial expressions….he sounded like it wasn’t what he wanted but he wasn’t able to do anything about it. As for him talking about it, I don’t think he’s treating it like it’s a big mystery like everyone else is. I think he’s in vacation mode and not focused on it…not in drama mode like the Howard 100 News people are. He left NYC last Friday and he’s been at the pool every time I’ve been there…so he’s not on the phone all day or online.
I call bullshit…
Well, that sounds logical. If Artie didn’t resign, though – if he changed his mind about his resignation – I don’t think they would have had him back and the end result would have been the same. He would have to jump through hoops to keep his job (i.e. rehab), which, as many have pointed out, he would not do. He didn’t do it for Dana.
Yea, Artiefan, you may be right.
I heard Howard and Beth were in Florida this week. maybe he did wash his hands of it and go away from it all?
Im not doubting howard and beth went to florida… i imagine they went somewhere… I just dont think that this dude talked to howard and posted here instead of calling Langford.
Well, it’s easy enough to find out: Florida Stern fan – did Howard have any distinguishing marks on his penis?
LMAO!
Florida Stern Fan – so FOS. Nice try – I work where Howard is vacationing. He is holed up in his private cabana and we don’t even have a public pool here. Please stop your lies.
I’m tempted to make a joke about Beth’s horse teeth marks on his penis, but that wouldn’t be very respectful. BTW…she’s SMOKIN’ HOT!!! She’s been wearing a black one piece bathing suit that covers just about nothing. SMOKIN!!!
Longboat Key Club…Longboat Key, FL….gulf coast.
I ju st hope it doesn’t inter fere with my morning ph one call.
Well at least a Beth comment like that won’t get you banned here unlike some other places.
If you make a Beth comment, do they ban you on SFN?? Really?
Horse face comments especially will get you instantly banned there.
That is bullshit. She is pretty, but she really does have a horse face. I am sorry. Not trying to be mean.
ARe you serious?? Wow… im cool with what people want to say as long as you dont SPAM IT .. and you arent just being complete dicks at each other..
agreed Kamie.
eric the midget that was funny as hell
Well, I guess Mutt is digging the Super Fan round table gig enough to censor people. Bummer. Also, I own a horse so I know first hand what a horse’s face looks like.
I just don’t get why we can rip everyone (including Howard) apart on there but Beth comments will get you banned.
It’s not anything negative just the one said above or the C word.
After her last 2 appearances (giftscriptions and katie lee joel) believe me she is not on anyone’s favorite list, mine included.
it is a resort – dope! of course it does not have a private pool! Now go serve the drinks! I am sure the fan that was at the pool did not have a problem talking to Stern – he is human – after all!
I told you all Chaunce was full of shit!!! Artie knows which way his gravy train goes and so does Howard. This is business, never personal, bro.
F-Artie…maybe he’ll cry like a fat bitch again
I hope he’s gone. Really….he has the world at his fingertips and he’s not classy enough to realize it and do what he needs to to do it right.
Whew!!! Long day in the office….looking forward to the weekend…..and to see what we get on Monday. Later everyone…
Great News! Couldnt imagine who they can get to replace him.
Hopefully he announces that he will stay!
Just to clear things up, I haven’t spoken to anyone about this situation who isn’t connected to the show.
Artie will be with us until his contract expires, unless he renews his contract. Mel and I know how much he brings to the show, and how much of a raise he deserves.
Anyone who doesn’t like Artie should think about changing the channel, because he isn’t going anywhere, and you aren’t a real fan.
Nice try “Howard”. Couple things give you away as an imposter. 1st, Howard would never say “..and how much of a raise he deserves”. This isn’t a situation that involves money in any way. Howard’s a sharp guy, he wouldn’t put any focus on money when addressing an issue where money has no role. 2nd, he’d never say “…and you aren’t a real fan.” He might tell someone they have the option to tune out, or tell someone they have the right to enjoy whatever part of the show that they enjoy
…but he’s not going to qualify anyone who doesn’t like Artie as somone who’s not a real fan.
Yes! I started a thread about this on SFN, because I was at the show, and got banned for it. That sucks!
Hey, it’s JD. Wow, you guys are all over the place on this.
Listen, I haven’t talked to Howard so I have no idea what’s really going on, but a bunch of us have been emailing and texting trying to find out what we can. As far as I know, nobody’s been able to talk to Howard, Fred, Gary and Robin. They’re not answering calls or emails, besides, I think everyone knows it’s better to stay away from them right now. Well, OK, Ralph has talked to them, but he’s not saying anything about what he knows. Artie’s been around, and he says he’ll be back on Monday. I have no idea what that means. That’s all I know.
JD, you still there?
Have you talked to Artie or seen him yourself, or are you getting your info from the other guys?
Is that really JD? If so, what is the feeling amongest the rest of the staff with the liklihood that Artie is returning on Monday?
artie says he will be back on monday , but isnt that howards descision? i hope he is but its realy hard to figure
Fitzsimmons is so annoying. Attell is funnier than Artie and he’d at least show up for work.
Honestly everyone, with a week to think about it all, it really seems a little stupid now at how everyone overreacted. Gary, Howard and everyone was talking as if 911 had happened again. It was stupid fight and that is all. Put it in it’s proper persepective. All this talk of suspension and firings is bullshit. It wasn’t that big a deal. Artie should apologize for losing his cool and then move on. Life is too short to make whole this much bigger than it deserves to be.
Good post, James. However, I think you’re on the wrong site. I don’t personally listen to the touchy-feely show you describe. On the Howard Stern Show, they fight shit out tooth & nail, nobody backs down and someone usually loses.
To want it to be any other way would be wanting the show to change.
Can’t wait ’til Monday.
He’s done. He’s coming back to sign the divorce papers on Monday. I’m telling you.
Hoooooly Shit-ah! I cannot believe how many whiney ass faggots come to this page and post like they are talkin out their asses.
Since when did Howard Stern fans become so sensitive to others needs, so proper in manners on how to act, so perfect they feel they can cast stones at Artie? Fuck all you crybaby posers.
Do you little on the rag bitches listen to the same show I do? Is there some ‘limp wrist’ filter that you install in your radio to hear something else?
FOR CHRIS’SAKES GROW SOME BALLS AND ACT LIKE A MAN!
Its a sad fuckin day in USA when HOWARD STERN fans are ‘upset’ at a on-air fight and get all moral over it. Whats next you bitches will start complaining because someone said the word faggot, or fuck, or whatever other words that make up the HS show?
If your so upset, turn off your radio’s, join Club Oprah (Nigra woman from da south) and go give each other reach-arounds. The rest of the REAL MEN will continue to listen to Howard Stern and that load Artie. Why? Because he is fuckin funny…thats why, douches.
^^^^^^ We Have a WINNER! Rock on Artie’s Gunt, righteous post!
BR
The fact of the matter is when I hired Gary 24 years ago, he was little more than a circus animal. If I kept him around, there is no way I will let a true talent like Artie Lange go. And thats the bottom line.
Overreacted? Really? A 300+ lb man charging at a another man in an office should just be overlooked because it’s the Howard Stern Show? It only “wasn’t that big a deal” because 3 (or was it 4?) guys, held Artie back. That’s not just a “stupid fight.”
I love the arguments on the Stern Show as much as anybody, but I don’t like the thought that some loose cannon in that studio could go off at any time. It’s not a moral thing. To me, I don’t give a fluck about physically fighting on your own time, but at the workplace, regardless of where you work, is stupid.
I love the HS show and am a girl. So F*ck You, Artie’s Gunt. I don’t have to grow some balls and act like a man.
“My sources have never been wrong”
Which one is it, asshole? Either your source is right, Artie is over, or your source is WRONG and Artie is back. Now you’re saying he’s back…that means your source SUCKS.
Please tell me that fat loser isn’t coming back. I stopped listening to the show because I can’t stand listening to that bloated loser whine about his life, so when I heard he quit I was overjoyed. I want his drug addicted, food slobbering, smell fat bastard ass gone. I hope Teddy sues his ass and “steals” more of his money. Artie is a typical addict, he has no clue of his surroundings so it’s just easier to blame everyone around him for his messed up life. He claims teddy did a lousy job, any normal employer would fire the dude but not Artie because the only way he can have friends, lovers or anyone stay in his life is to pay them. Howard legally can not put himself in a position where someone could sue him for continuing to allow someone who has shown violence in the work place to stay and work on the show. Artie has to go….fuckem. He’s a fat out of control loser who needs to go back to doing shows in Bayonne at Chucky’s house of chicken and comedy……..later porky have a nice life….not!
This is the best news Ive read all morning
I don’t think I’ll be the only one up at 6 on Monday lol.
come back artie
I’m rooting for Billy Mira if a replacement for Artie is needed!
I really think Artie should be the one to grow some balls….He’s the biggest pussy on the show.He’s not a man,he’s a fat little mama’s boy who throws insults and tantrums to get attention and runs away when things get tough…granted that’s his job for the show but I think he has shown us he’s even a bigger pussy in real life…WHAAAAAH!
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Holy Crap……instead of all the talking, lets wait another day and see what really happens.
First of all you can’t compare Artie to AJ Benza. Although the incidents are relatively the same, AJ wasn’t an integral part of the show. He was a fill-in. Secondly to all who want Jackie back…forget the old adage that you can’t go home again, the show has moved on without him…but what everybody forgets is that Jackie was the writer. He did not do what Artie did. If you bring Jackie back you have to get rid of Benjy. I love Artie but alot of his stories and references have become repetitious. He repeats himself and his jokes an awful lot. The guy needs to clean up both mentally of physically. He’s never gotten over Dana but can’t give in to what she wants. He’s still getting laid and booking $75,000 gigs per night. What incentive is there for him to stop destroying himself. He needs to lose something or be taken away from something that allows this lifestyle to continue. There are alot of companies that fire people for Artie’s behavior but still others that offer an ultimatum. Go to rehab or counseling or you’re fired. This is what Artie needs.
TLNJ, you can’t force an addict into rehab if they don’t want to. Just like you can’t stop him from eating. Howard has said it many times that he is not responsible for Artie getting healthy mentally and physically, that’s up to him. All Artie has to do is show up and do his job which he certainly seems to be doing. On days when he falls asleep, howard expoits it and makes a funny bit out of it. So there is no grounds on which he should be fired. He is doing his job. He’s not late and doesn’t miss excessive days, that is all that is expected of him. He certainly is funny when he is on his game.
I’m sorry but Jackie was never funny. Listen to his CD’s and shows. He has a humor of a 12 year old kid and the jokes are long and boring and rarely has a funny ending. I don’t understand why anyone would think he was funny. The only co-host that was funny (besides Artie who is the best) was Billy West. However even then with him the impersonations began sounding alike after a while (Larry Fine, AL Michaels etc) and stopped being funny. Artie is the best because the few lines he contributes are usually really funny. Everything about him is funny, his weight, eating, his stories everything.
this was all a hoax by howard and the gang, its called a cliff hanger; its to draw suckers like us back to the show
I agree with you James but as long as people are laughing at your stories of how screwed up you are I don’t think it’s going to change him. I hope he can do it on his own and I think the guy can. The only problem is I don’t think his prospects of he leaves the show are that bright. He did have a good movie career before he balooned up to 300 lbs. but I don’t know about now. The show would definitely be harmed. I think Artie shouldn’t be reaplced if he goes. Open up Fred’s mike more and have the rest of the crew drop keep droping in during the day. Artie’s too tough an act to follow.
If he is back on Monday, I hope its to say goodbye.
Artie’s bullshit has gone on too long.
After hearing the John spotlight, it made me realize how long Artie’s actually been on the show.
The Artie we all love was the super-fan of the show who had great respect for Howard and the show.
In the last 6 months, he cant manage to get through the day without either skipping the show, falling asleep, alienating a charity group, or throwing shit at someone.
He’s not been targeted. He’s not misunderstood. He’s not a puppet being controlled by Howard. Least of all, he’s NOT A REGULAR GUY.
He’s a millionaire drug addict jerk off.
All Stern fans have been disrespected by the physical outbursts in the studio. If he does stay on the show, its gonna be the Dont-Fuck-On-Artie-To-Hard Show, which is such a piss poor excuse for the Howard Stern Show.
I think Artie’s funny, but not so funny that I want the show compromised just so he can stay and goof on Howard for watching ‘Dancing with the Stars’.
Fuck that… and fuckyoufatartie!
see all of you monday morning
Eat it bitches you fell for the joke.
what about me?