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Artie Criticizes Ralph’s Work Ethic

I am not defending Ralph here, but I couldnt’t help but laugh this morning while Howard was telling his Ralph stories from yesterday and Artie chimmed in with “I’m not really together but…” and then goes into saying that Ralph could not hold down a job and that he has been working since he was 11 blah blah blah…

So the man that works a 4-day a week job, falls asleep during job and calls out sick a lot is telling another guy that he isn’t doing his job??

14 Responses to “Artie Criticizes Ralph’s Work Ethic”

  1. Florida Booey Says:

    I think Artie should physically attack Ralph or throw a CD or can of Hawaiian Punch at him the next time he’s live in the studio. This would be great radio, and Howard would love it before he pulls the replay.

    I think this is a great new direction for the show:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwr1dTrLbY0

  2. artiefan Says:

    I always liked Hogan, but put in perspective of this show… he looks really gay.

  3. BDo Says:

    then he can be given another chance

  4. Arties Heart Says:

    At least Artie is funny. Ralph is like a living breathing punchline. He makes a living being Howards friend. And networking through his association with Howard. When he criticizes people its laughable.

  5. long live artie Says:

    RALPH CAN GO AND DIE AND THE WORLD OF HOWARD STERN WOULD BE UNAFFECTED. I TAKE THAT BACK - THE WORLD OF HOWARD STERN WOULD IMPROVE. HE DRIVES ME NUTS CALLING EVERY 5 SECONDS. LEAVE THE FUCKING SHOW ALONE. THE RALPH FREE WEEKEND BACK OVER THANKSGIVING WAS SHEER GENIUS

  6. artiefan Says:

    In all honesty I gotta admit, I used to not like Ralph and then this year I was really enjoying Ralph on the show up until yesterday…

  7. Allison Says:

    Ralph does kinda suck,, but I think since he was starting to be on less, I liked him more. And I bet he has MAJOR dirt on Howard, so Howard maintains the friendship haha. They’ve been together since Ralph would do Howard’s make up for the Ch 9 show. Those shows were the best.

  8. Arties Heart Says:

    I have to wonder if Ralph has retirement plans or does he plan on living off the rich and famous into his 60’s. maybe he can retire on the money he makes by selling off his action figure and comic book collection.

  9. Allison Says:

    I bet he totally could live off that artie’s heart. Like he was saying the other day, the figurines you buy 3 of. One to open, one to keep, one to trade.

  10. artiefan Says:

    im jealous of ralph.. im really trying to do nothing and live off the coattails of a celebrity as well..

  11. Arties Heart Says:

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!! figurines!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? he buys three???? Who is he trading with 13 year old kids????

    One to open??? What for??? To reenact scene from starwars?

    Look Howard I have them set up to reenact the time when batman and superman first meet.

  12. Allison Says:

    hahahaha You KNOW he reenacted scenes. Collector’s take that shit REAL serious. If they made Stern show dolls, like the Kiss dolls, you know you’d be reenacting the Artie/Teddy fight lmao.

  13. BrittNYC Says:

    At least Artie has talent and does work (when he feels like it). Ralph is a no talent ass clown. He’s just a leech.

  14. whyinthehell Says:

    Artie has two jobs, a day job (THE job) and a night job. Of course it can be argued that he shouldn’t be doing the night job if it interferes with the day job, but the fact remains that he works two jobs and Ralph works a few hours a week. Ralph has never even had a ‘real’ job.

    But I guess the bottom line is you said it made you laugh - that’s what Artie does(!), even if it’s with his snoring…Ralph typically only makes us laugh in disgust.

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