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Archive for April, 2008

Artie Lange Quits Video Howard TV

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Thanks Allison for shooting me the link

Howard and Artie dispute of gay talk

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Howard and Artie got into a short argument this morning about Artie’s use of the word “gay” as an insult not as an offensive word. The most interesting part is when Artie reversed the criticism back onto Howard claiming that Howard has been using it for years. Artie claims he had Jason pull tape a while ago just in case he ever got into an argument with Howard over it.

At the end Artie, said “Artie is gonna do what Artie is gonna do”. Howard repeated it as well and conceded to the fact that Artie is just going to say anything he wants at this point.

So what about his promises to George? He mentioned George and Brad are the sweetest people [no pun intended] however does he think he will really be able to convince George of his word choices?

Artie Criticizes Ralph’s Work Ethic

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

I am not defending Ralph here, but I couldnt’t help but laugh this morning while Howard was telling his Ralph stories from yesterday and Artie chimmed in with “I’m not really together but…” and then goes into saying that Ralph could not hold down a job and that he has been working since he was 11 blah blah blah…

So the man that works a 4-day a week job, falls asleep during job and calls out sick a lot is telling another guy that he isn’t doing his job??

SGB on the air

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Thanks to Mutt and Jason Kaplan for inviting me on the Special Super Fan, err, Artie Roundtable show last night. For those of you who missed it, you can to my segment here: [mp3 - Right click and Save as]

Also on Friday 4.11.08 I was on Zolarvision (Syndicate Radio) and you can now listen to that appearance as well: [Part 1 - mp3] and [Part 2 - mp3]

Both appearances were pretty fun. The Zolarvision was twice as long but its whole different format which allowed for that. Oddly enough both times I have had the pleasure of sharing the frequency with Pedro, looking forward to the next time.

Special Super Fan Roundtable Show on Tonight

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Jason Kaplan just booked me to be on a special Super Fan Round Table show on tonight at 7pm.

The show will be an opportunity for fans to speak up specifically about Artie returning to the show after his meltdown on 4.10.08.

So Listen In Tonight @ 7pm on Howard101!

I will do simulcast on Stickam tonight as well, so maybe we can get the chat up for that. So please pop in and maybe we can get some Artie fans in there.

PS- Who ever gave SBG a shout on the wrap-up show. Thanks!! You Rock! Update *** Thanks Darek in Orlangedo!

UPDATE - Stickam is finally up, click on link above then click on video to enter chat.

Artie Lange returns to the Howard Stern Show

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Howard started the show off teasing the audience whether Artie was actually back or not. We heard Artie’s laugh right in the beginning and Howard was suggesting it could have been a Fred sound effect.

After a few phone calls, Fred played a drum roll and Howard said Artie is here and they started talking loosely about the fight describing how Benjy held Artie back and how Ronnie got Teddy out of the room.

The Apology - Feeling the Love

Artie apologized to the audience and the show with what could be only described as a moment of clarity. Artie explained that while he was gone Howard called him (which meant a lot), a lot of people from the show called, and he realized that he was a part of a family at Sirius. He took sole responsibility. Teddy was not a thief, he has not been stealing from him, although, they do have money issues.

SO MUCH MORE TO COME….. DEVELOPING.

  • No Suspension
  • Artie did talk to a shrink and has made plans for future visits
  • Teddy is no longer Artie’s assistant
  • Howard took full blame for pulling the show / Artie said Howard made the right move
  • Riley Martin signs on for another 6 months
  • HowardTV will try and have it up on the channel after midnight
  • Howard OK’d HowardTV to air 4.10 show with Artie’s consent
  • I heard they will replay the pulled radio show this weekend
  • Artie did not get laid in Amsterdam

LISTEN TO ARTIE’S RETURN

Artie Lange to Return on Monday

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!! From SBG friend Matty Springs:

Artie WILL be on the show Monday, this coming from both him AND Bob Levy who were there preforming. They both announced it during Artie’s set and at the end of the show. Artie did an awesome job tonight, me and the boys had to set up the dressing room, this man really does eat like a machine lol. He was presented a plaque by the UFD, in a real moving ceremony (the fallen firefighters son came up and everything)

I knew he would be back. But for how long?? Just for a goodbye or to announce a break?

Chaunce Rumor: Artie Suspended & Will Be Fired

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Thank you to Karen C. for letting me know of this.

According to Chaunce Hayden:
Taken from Sternrate.com,

“A source from within the Sirius Satellite radio walls recently reached out to me to confirm that Artie Lange will be suspended when the Howard Stern Show returns from vacation. The suspension, according to my source is just to buy time until the higher ups at Sirius can work out Lange’s contract payout. Ultimately Artie Lange will be fired and new comedians will begin auditioning for his job when the show returns on Monday. My source has never been wrong. In fact, it was the same source he told me that David Lee Roth was going to replace Howard Stern on KROCK. Stay tuned for more details in next weeks issue of Steppin Out magazine.”

– Matt’s take: I don’t know if I can buy them filling Artie’s spot with temporary comedians that quick without preparing the audience and letting us comment before that takes place. And is a suspension really needed since they just had a week off?

Some Fan Submitted Videos

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Here are a couple videos that some fans sent in –

Artie at Eight
If you ever wondered what Artie Lange was like at 8 years old, this might help the visualization.

Teresa Strasser v Artie Lange
A week after Artie’s appearance on the Adam Corolla show, Teresa rips into Artie calling him a racist, etc… Read the Video description for more..

Everyone loves Road Head!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Even the big man! Doug over at http://www.iloveroadhead.com/ sent in some pictures with Gorilla Lange.

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Doug and Tim at the Hammonton Mall in NJ before a show at the Borgata.

Tim with Artie at Levy’s bachelor party the weekend of the AVN awards.

Check out I Love RoadHead for some funny Bumper Stickers, T-Shirts, Posters, Gag-gifts, Metal Signs, Hats and more!!