I wish I knew who recorded this song parody of Bonnie Tyler’s It’s A Heartache. When I heard it again on the show today I just had to post it. Below is a funny photoshop that fan Dennis sent in as well.

Artie Loves Pancakes lyrics

Artie loves pancakes
He’ll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He’s gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes

He’s gonna be on “Entourage”
But his ass is the size of a garage
He’s gonna lose that job
He can’t wipe his ass on the bowl
Coz all those pancakes block his asshole
What a fat slob

Artie loves pancakes
He’ll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He’s gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes

(submitted by Dennis)

Artie can’t catch a break recently. The man, who would whip open his wallet to pathetic guests on the show,  to dorks on video to Teddy, is not receiving the money Karma should be returning to him.

It started with getting ripped off by his bookie, then that Florida gig shafted him, Teddy was supposedly ripping him off and now Ckrush, Inc. hasn’t paid residuals for Beer League.

Steve Langford announced today in headlines that Ckrush has not paid any residuals for Beer League. Ckrush produced the movie and has since been aired on Comedy Central, Pay-per-view, released recently on Blue Ray - Artie and crew have not seen any $$$.