Artie Lange’s ER story Pt. 1

Part 2

Howard was playing clips of a Barbara Walters interview this morning when Robin came up with an insulting commentary about the Baby Gorilla.

Robin Quivers:

“Well does she [Walters] does point out that Rosie’s a mental case… I was almost beginning to think of you [Howard] and Artie as she was talking… That whole Trump thing, it was obvious when Barbara didn’t jump to her defense she got really angry with Barbara… Artie was that way during the Teddy fight when you were trying to see both sides of the argument with Teddy… Artie got very angry.”

WAAAHHHHHH! I hit my head and need stitches…

Well it didn’t take Artie long before not showing up, at least this time it’s a different reason.

Artie called out this morning because he bumped into a bookcase at home causing blood everywhere and he was on his way to the hospital to get stitches. No details yet. Hopefully Howard 100 News gets down there to report on the situation.

My Langford-sense is ringing

So the question I have is, did the bookcase survive? Actually I am very curious about the circumstances around this. Was there alcohol involved? Drugs? Food? Something is fishy here, so what do you all think?

ALSO, SEND IN YOUR PHOTOSHOPS OF ARTIE WITH A BUMP ON THE HEAD

UPDATE- 8:59am

Artie will be coming back in around 20 minutes with a good story about what happened.

UPDATE- 9:35 am

Artie has come in and says that he hit his face on the dresser… LOTS OF BLOOD. I will have the audio.