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Audio: Artie’s fall and hospital visit

Artie Lange’s ER story Pt. 1

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11 Responses to “Audio: Artie’s fall and hospital visit”

  1. dirt Says:

    what a fat fuck. Anyone else notice there were way more breaks today than usual

  2. David Says:

    way more breaks today and had to hear a lot more of the break songs than usual. WTF? no way is that eye from falling down on a cabinet. drunken, heroin-induced rage-gone-bad for sure.

  3. Allison Says:

    Oh wow was Artie lucky!! That came really close to his eye. Artie’s telling of the whole ER story had ME in stitches. Just so hilarious,,, He tells the greatest stories.

  4. Christine Says:

    I had tears running down my face from laughing so hard listening to Artie’s story. He truly is a great storyteller.

  5. Florida Booey Says:

    OUT…OF…CONTROL.

  6. Liannay Says:

    I love Artie! Glad to see he’s ok, that fat f*ck makes my day a little brighter in the mornings!

  7. Arties Heart Says:

    He’s lucky he’s still got his eye. I laughed so hard I cried when he told the part about his “brother” calling the ER and asking if they had any medication for being a fat lard.

  8. artiefan Says:

    I wish we had a recording of that call… who ever got in was brilliant!

  9. Allison Says:

    Artie heart I totally agree,, I was dying haha.

  10. Allison Says:

    I think this whole fall/ER visit should be on the table as an idea for animation!

  11. Allison Says:

    I just watched the HowardTV episode last night of the stories from the ER, hilarious lol. He had total Subutex lips too. I wonder how many he popped?

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