Gorilla-sized Stitches
WAAAHHHHHH! I hit my head and need stitches…
Well it didn’t take Artie long before not showing up, at least this time it’s a different reason.
Artie called out this morning because he bumped into a bookcase at home causing blood everywhere and he was on his way to the hospital to get stitches. No details yet. Hopefully Howard 100 News gets down there to report on the situation.
My Langford-sense is ringing
So the question I have is, did the bookcase survive? Actually I am very curious about the circumstances around this. Was there alcohol involved? Drugs? Food? Something is fishy here, so what do you all think?
ALSO, SEND IN YOUR PHOTOSHOPS OF ARTIE WITH A BUMP ON THE HEAD
UPDATE- 8:59am
Artie will be coming back in around 20 minutes with a good story about what happened.
UPDATE- 9:35 am
Artie has come in and says that he hit his face on the dresser… LOTS OF BLOOD. I will have the audio.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:36 am
BULLLLLLLSHIT. Blood everywhere? Bumping into a bookcase is like stubbing your toe on the bed. Unless I see secret hidden video of it happening during the night, I won’t believe it lol. I bet he was brawlin somewhere.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Great pic! lol
May 7th, 2008 at 8:23 am
A bookcase? That implies that Artie has enough books to justify getting a bookcase to house them. I smell bullshit.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Artie gets butterfly stiches…..HOW FUCKING CUTE
May 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
are there any pics of what his face looks like.
can someone post them here? mostly all the howard stern sites are blocked, but this one.
Thanks a mill.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
CAN YOU REFRESH THE HOME PAGE INSTEAD OF POSTING AND YOU WILL SEE IT!
May 7th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
It’s only a matter of time before it’s all over.