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2nd Annual Save-A-Baby Gorilla Collection

Well it’s that time of year again!!

Time to step up and give BIG to some little mountain gorillas in Rwanda. Last year we raised just over a hundred dollars to donate to the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund in the name of Artie Lange.

With that money we were able to adopt 2 baby gorillas and register Save Baby Gorilla as a member of the DFGF. This year we would like to raise at least $300 to adopt a Silverback Gorilla in the name of Artie Lange.
100% of the money will go to the DFGF (minus Paypal fees).

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE DETAILS
AND PLEASE DONATE!!!

8 Responses to “2nd Annual Save-A-Baby Gorilla Collection”

  1. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Never mind them damn gorillas…how ’bout saving MY mulatto ass!!!

    Hear you’re still looking for an assistant Artie…just click the screen-name and it’ll redirect you to a review of my first book…shows i got SOME intelligence even though i almost decked some dickhead “Blood” on the job and got fired for it. Didn’t even really come close to Teddying him, but you know how this PC bullshit is…..

    IF i didn’t have to help out my cousin’s widow, who just got the gas cut off, i wouldn’t be BEGGING you to consider hiring me for the assistant position—fuck it, if you know someone in construction or the longshoreman racket i’d do that too—done let my mouth make a guinea pig out of my ass and probably learnt my lesson.

    And NO…i don’t wanna become your assistant to write some tell-all book…conceited enough to think i have some REAL talent:)

    So if the owner of SBG don’t delete this you [or Steve Langford] can contact him for my e-mail address and i can send you a resume…won’t be holding my breath though since i have more of a chance of getting invited to a Quivers’ soiree!!!

    Methinks i’ll be serving you burgers at the Mac by the end of the week though:(

    A mind’s a terrible thang to waste…but ain’t nobody giving a nigga a break

  2. artiefan Says:

    WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  3. Arties Heart Says:

    testing

  4. Liannay Says:

    hrmm, ok. You got the job!

  5. Allison Says:

    LOL at the WAAAHHH!

  6. Evileddie Says:

    Didn’t Artie mention on the air that he isn’t for this?

  7. artiefan Says:

    You know whats funny Eddie, last year he found it slightly amusing… Langford even presented him with the gorilla adoption plaque and stuff and he took it. It just goes to show how they dont remember shit like this and now all of a sudden this year he doesn’t like it. But this is in his honor so it really doesn’t matter if he wants it or not.

  8. artiefan Says:

    Oh…. wait, is charity too good for him? I’m sorry should we be giving money to drug dealers or bookies?

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