Thanks to Chris Dean for sending this to me. Enjoy.
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Did you hear Artie talking with Dee Schnider about his vasectomy? Artie talked about how he could understand that having a vasectomy could improve your sex life.
It makes it more spontaneous and intimate kinda like right after hes done with the hooker and she asks for more money very spontaneous, or if he gets her to make him a sandwich before she leaves and she remembers to put extra mayo on it very intimate.
If I had control over my cable, I probably would have HowardTV, sounds like there has been some great content. And as much of a man as I AM - i probably wouldnt watch too much of the bowling beauties.
“Bullshit” is one of my fav. Sal quotes… or whenever anyone does it. But I really wouldn’t watch it. Case in point. Supposedly those are being aired on the web somewhere.. or at least some clips. I haven’t watched any of them. I went to the site once, watched the promo for 5 secs and turned it off.
I prefer real porn. This stuff is made for like when you are 16 and not old enough to buy porn. So you spend a lot of time in the bathroom going through the Bra section in the JCPenny catalog. Then you get old enough to buy the real shit. And you spend a lot of time in the bathroom going through Big Bottom Girls.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Did you hear Artie talking with Dee Schnider about his vasectomy? Artie talked about how he could understand that having a vasectomy could improve your sex life.
It makes it more spontaneous and intimate kinda like right after hes done with the hooker and she asks for more money very spontaneous, or if he gets her to make him a sandwich before she leaves and she remembers to put extra mayo on it very intimate.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:06 am
LMAO!!
You know what would make sex better - LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT! Oh wait, hookers don’t complain.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:45 am
HAHAHA!!
May 12th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Artie is a relatively dainty eater…wonder if it’s more good manners or more an effort to avoid missing any crumb of food.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Awww. Isn’t that cute? He looks like a gerbil.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Yet another bit geared to getting you to buy HOWARD TV! NOT !
May 16th, 2008 at 11:27 am
If I had control over my cable, I probably would have HowardTV, sounds like there has been some great content. And as much of a man as I AM - i probably wouldnt watch too much of the bowling beauties.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Bullshit lol
May 16th, 2008 at 11:38 am
“Bullshit” is one of my fav. Sal quotes… or whenever anyone does it. But I really wouldn’t watch it. Case in point. Supposedly those are being aired on the web somewhere.. or at least some clips. I haven’t watched any of them. I went to the site once, watched the promo for 5 secs and turned it off.
I prefer real porn. This stuff is made for like when you are 16 and not old enough to buy porn. So you spend a lot of time in the bathroom going through the Bra section in the JCPenny catalog. Then you get old enough to buy the real shit. And you spend a lot of time in the bathroom going through Big Bottom Girls.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Lot easier to get it online free now too lol.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Amen. AMEN!!
May 16th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Thank you god and baby jesus! heh