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Look Who’s Eating

Lisa Lampanelli was in studio yesterday announcing her upcoming radio city music hall gig and that she is thinking about attending fat camp. But while Lisa was taking her beauty shots, Artie was caught doing what Artie does best… being fat.

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21 Responses to “Look Who’s Eating”

  1. bigj Says:

    im kinda surprised that whatever it was he was munchin didnt end up all over his lap when she started in on one of her oh so scrumptious sexcapades…..we all know how those stories go…..

  2. Arties Heart Says:

    Man is that chick heinous. No amount of weight loss can help her…

  3. Allison Says:

    Artie’s heart, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed AGAIN?

  4. artiefan Says:

    I gotta preface this by saying that I love Jessica Hahn (if you were listening to the wrapup show) .. but Arties Heart is getting angrier these days and I think it has to do with all the stuff Artie is putting into his body.

  5. Allison Says:

    I heard some of it, but I switched to 101, I woke up late today. But you could be right artiefan,,,, Arties heart may not be able to take much more of the abuse

  6. Allison Says:

    I didn’t hear the whole Lisa interview, was she trying to get Artie to go with her? lol. I give her props, she lost a lot already, and looks and says she feels so much better.

  7. artiefan Says:

    No she wasn’t. Actually they kind of brushed over Artie with that, although I think they did acknowledge Artie during that convo … as opposed to when Colin tried to get Artie to go with him.

  8. Allison Says:

    I remember that when Colin tried. But Artie will never do it like that, men have a thing about not accepting help lol.

  9. artiefan Says:

    There she goes again, on the man attack!

    LOL, im only kidding with you. You are spot on.

  10. artiefan Says:

    But I use Mapquest for everything.

  11. Allison Says:

    I had to throw that in there lol.

  12. Arties Heart Says:

    Jessica Hahn looks really good for a 50 year old lady.

  13. iheartny Says:

    Jessican Hahn melting was funny. Her going off on Lisa G this morning was priceless

  14. artiefan Says:

    I feel bad for her but at the same time, she has been a trainwreck for quite some time… now she is even worse.

  15. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Lisa don’t look likes she’s in need of fat camp…and as for Artie—saw my brother from Jersey over the weekend, and he’s 265 [and around Artie's height] and looks humungus!!!

    In Artie’s case, coke may not add life, but it’ll take off a hundred pounds IF he does it correctly:)

  16. Allison Says:

    I don’t think he’ll do it correctly. He always said he was the only cokehead who gained weight lol.

  17. Artie's Taint Says:

    Lisa looks like she’s taking it up her asshole.

  18. artiefan Says:

    You just gave me a funny photoshop idea..

  19. bigj Says:

    i saw the clip earlier…i gotta give it to her she is funny, but she needs a little class…..just a little would go far ….only problem is i think itll ruin her act…..with a mouth like hers the weight doesnt matter at all…..

  20. Pink Steel Says:

    Artie looks so focused on that cupcake. It’s hilarious. As for Jessica Hahn, she needs to stop calling in. She’s so annoying and the show grinds to a halt when she’s on. Lisa G. should’ve told her to get fucked.

  21. Artie's Taint Says:

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    DOOOD! That was inspired by Artie’s Taint!! LOLOL

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