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Show is off today

Ralph is hosting his own best of show today. He is spinning his favorite show moments.

Do I need to do another “please tell us when the show is off” rant!!!

42 Responses to “Show is off today”

  1. Heidi Says:

    I’M WITH YOU!!! WTF!! Ralph is much better when he’s just on the phone what a bore!!

  2. Gus Says:

    NO SHIT! It’s one thing to not tell the audience you will be off. It’s another to put Ralph on. FUCK THAT & FUCK THAT AGAIN!

  3. Heidi Says:

    And FUCK IT AGAIN!! LOL

  4. artiefan Says:

    WHAT HOWARD!

    Love live Ralph!!!

    just kidding.. hehe, fuck FUCK THAT!

  5. Artie's Taint Says:

    for this, Howard is stupid and moron.

  6. artiefan Says:

    inspirato a la taint!

  7. bigj Says:

    man how fucking clueless are those producers???

  8. artiefan Says:

    They just don’t care. Listeners have been screaming about this for years. It is a business decision. They want people tuning in regardless of a live show. The thing that they don’t really think about is that - the people who will listen when there is no show will listen, the people that won’t listen will tune out.

    I do not listen to replays or master tape theatre anymore. So in my case I wasted a half hour expecting the show to be on. I tune in. There is Ralph. I said, hmmm thats interesting…. I continue to listen for 2 mins. Then I turn it off. That simple. You can’t trick me to listen if I don’t want to.

  9. Allison Says:

    They treated yesterday like it was Thursday already, Howard said no Mike walker game today(wednesday).

    There was a story in the daily news about Dolly parton going to sue over the audio clips Richard cut up of her book where she says “I love n*gger cock”

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2008/05/14/2008-05-14_dolly_parton_use_of_her_voice_on_howard_.html

    I don’t think the theory of one of his daughters graduating college is true either. I did a little research, Emily was born in 84, and Deborah in 87. Emily would have graduated already, but maybe a graduates degree? Plus Columbia’s commencement ceremonies aren’t until May 21st. Deborah it’s possible, I can’t find where she went to school. Depending on when she was born, she could have graduated high school at 17, I did.

    And Ashley was born in 93, so not even high school graduation.

  10. artiefan Says:

    That is a funny Dolly story!

  11. Biker Says:

    WTF is up with Howard. He’s live less and less every month. 500 million contract and he cant be live more than 3 or 4 days a week? Fuck Ralphy Cakes he’s a gay berry faced queer.

  12. Allison Says:

    Pretty sure they have played this Ralph thing before.

  13. Allison Says:

    Was he live?

  14. artiefan Says:

    Dunno, I DIDNT LISTEN. lol

    But now that you mention it, it may have been old.

  15. Allison Says:

    I didn’t either, I’m off work today, and tomorrow.

  16. Liz Says:

    Perez Hilton is reporting that Howard is getting married this weekend…could that be why they are off with no notice?

  17. artiefan Says:

    Could be, but I thought it wasn’t till later on. … Remember when Lisa G was reporting on what dress Beth would be wearing… it didn’t sound like the dress was ready yet.. but then again how long would it take. And wouldn’t Howard be doing it on a week where they can go on honeymoon,.

  18. Allison Says:

    That was another theiry,, so the story Lisa G did about the dress was to throw us off,, all this “fall wedding” talk

  19. Allison Says:

    *theory.

  20. Allison Says:

    It’s totally possible. But the fall is so beautiful. Maybe they wanted a spring wedding. So then no show next week? I’m taking a nap, I sound like Lisa G.

  21. artiefan Says:

    Go to bed! lol

  22. Artie's Liver Says:

    Yeah, I’d appreciate a warning. Emergencies are one thing, but if you are going to be off, say you’re going to be off.

    I’m driving to work and I’m hearing some old hack-y shit from back in the day. “Is it Friday?” I thought.

    I need to get a life and not hinge my day so much on whether Howard is live or not. Oh, and the Baby Gorilla is by his side.

  23. Heidi Says:

    I was wondering yesterday when he said something about Mike Walker - just thought they were going to do him early… what a cluster fuck!!!I’m on temp. disability and I so look forward to my Howard and being able to listen to the whole show.

    Do you really think they got married? I don’t think so… hhhmmmm conspiracy

  24. artiefan Says:

    i could be wrong but i don’t believe it. rumor mill.

  25. BDub Says:

    My 2 cents - i would rather listen to anyone (well except Ralph) live than hear any of the old tapes during the week. Play the old stuff on the weekends! I need live or sameday Howard (-esque) programming Mon - Fri.

  26. Biker Says:

    Howard is starting to sound more and more like a cross between his father Ben and Imus. He is getting so full of himself. And he can shove his Howard TV up his ass. Now everything on the radio show is done in a way that if you dont have Howard TV you miss the comedy of the show. I remember back in the NBC days Howard used to swear up and down he wouldnt never sell or charge his fans for anything. Can you say JUMP THE SHARK. Shame I used to be a big Howard fan.

  27. artiefan Says:

    Amen Biker!

  28. Darek in Orlangedo Says:

    Sorry if I just missed it, but all this talk about Artie’s book has me anxious. Especially the Wrap Up show yesterday. Sounds like it’s still in development, so maybe they have no idea…but does anyone know if there has been any mention of a target date for the book to be available?

    Biker…yeah it sux to have to pay for radio. But for the level of entertainment I still think it’s a great value. What is a year’s subscription, like $160? That’ll only fill your gas tank up 3 times. And at a good club you can blow that on lap dances in the course of 15 minutes!

  29. artiefan Says:

    I have spoken with the author of Artie’s book. He agreed to do a little Q&A for SBG but I never took him up on it. If y’all want I can open up the questions to you !

  30. David Says:

    They were off because the wedding is this weekend. Howard is to be married Saturday in the Hamptons.

  31. Crash Says:

    They said on Super fan round table that howard was not getting married this weekend and Mutt said that SFN guys had figured out what school howard was at today, so I guess you could check there to see where he was (again no wedding but AT a school)

  32. Arties Heart Says:

    who cares……Ralphs berry good picks was better then mastertape….and as far as I know this was new…the last ralph stuff was sirius running two channels one with ralphs voice and the over dubbed over with turkey gobbles.

  33. artiefan Says:

    Nothing like a good turkey gobble joke. I wish i put money on the Stern wedding… it just didnt seem like the right time.

  34. Arties Heart Says:

    I doubt very much that Howards wedding will go underneath the radar unless they elope. we should have an over under on how long before Howard has his second divorce. Beth is 20 years his junior. Does anyone really believe can last?

  35. artiefan Says:

    I say once Howard doesnt have this show anymore… he will either settle down or become a real winey old lady and beth won’t be so happy with the situation.

  36. Arties Heart Says:

    When you look at all of these hollywood marriages seems like none of them really last. So why should his? And the fact that shes 20 years younger then him, I’m just not buying the long haul on this.

  37. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    As Arties date for the wedding, I would like to say that Sal and Richard will have some nice surprises on Monday. Check their mouths on Howard TV. muahahwhahaha.

  38. Allison Says:

    Now I aint saying she’s a gold digger……………. lol

    Yeah, it’s a HUGE age difference. I don’t buy that she doesn’t want a kid either. I’m someone who DOESN’T, and I see nothing but a papoose and stroller in their future.

  39. Biker Says:

    I dont mind paying for SIRIUS but it seems most things done on the show end up with Howard saying “You have to see this on HOWARD TV to understand why it’s so funny” that pisses me off. I shouldnt have to pay twice to hear and see something. Stop gearing your bits towards HOWARD TV and do the radio show we are all paying to hear.

  40. artiefan Says:

    Yea its like paying sirius subscribers should have access to some clips.. like a private online video channel.

  41. Heidi Says:

    OMG Artiefan… please do the interview with Artie’s author if possible… how interesting that would be?!

  42. Biker Says:

    AGREED artiefan

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