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Artie and the

This morning Howard brought up that he watched the movie Lars and the Real Doll over the weekend. He told Robin and Artie that they have to go see it. Howard told Artie that its the movie you wish you made because that is how he felt when he saw it.

So if Artie were to make a movie similar to it, what would that be?

Artie and the ________ :

- Cupcake?
- Whiskey?
- Baby Gorilla?

What say you.

5 Responses to “Artie and the”

  1. Allison Says:

    It looks kinda funny, but pretty sad too. There was a girl there that he could have at least tried with, but he went to a doll, that’s like the ultimate insult. I hope she tells him to fuck off, and they don’t get together in the end. I like Ryan Gossling, I may go see it.

    As for Artie, “Artie and the White horse” lol

  2. Artie's Taint Says:

    “Artie and the Maryland Heroin Dealer”
    “Artie and the WAaaaaaaaaaaaa”
    “Artie and Lisa G’s Pussy (I love your pussy)”
    “Artie and the Mantra + Tantra = Yantra”

  3. Artie's Taint Says:

    “Artie and the Maryland Heroin Dealer”
    “Artie and the WAaaaaaaaaaaaa”
    “Artie and Lisa G’s Pussy (I love your pussy)”
    “Artie and Mantra + Yantra = Tantra”
    “Artie and the Subutext Monster”

  4. Artie's Taint Says:

    “Artie and Mantra + Yantra = Straight Jacket”

  5. Shawnee Says:

    that movie looks like it would be a great change from american idle…..FAG!!!!! artie and the ooo, ooo yeah……

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