If you are familiar with the hilarious demotivators from Despair.com, they are the negative versions of those stupid inspiration posters you see in offices. Well now we have Langivators!! See if you can come up with some and we can make a whole bunch of these!!
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I got so many more of these to do, I will make a separate page to post them all 
Coming soon.
lechery
When paying for a hooker’s drug habit in exchange for sex seems like the right thing to do.
Gluttony
When you can’t speak for 60 minutes without crumbs or food items falling out of your mouth.
or
When a 30% body fat is juts not enough.
Sloth
When getting up for a four day a week job becomes a hassle
or-
When taking home gifts people give you is just to much work. And who cares what they think anyway.
Wrath
What fighting off police from taking your drugs seem like the right thing to do.
or-
When throwing things in anger at people just “feels right”
Pride
When explaining Wrath/anger towards another is because “I’m more important then you” is the rationale.
Envy
When getting up on time, eating right, and not taking drugs is something “I wish I could do”
well all we need now is greed and we have “the seven deadly sins”..
to easy…
These are fantastic Arties Heart!! I will definitely make some images up later
“to easy” HAHAHA
slob
when change falls out of your rolls.
Heroin
When driving to Delaware on a daily basis to score is normal.
HAHA
Denial
Snorting cocaine through a prosthetic pig nose definitely doesn’t mean you have a problem.
LOL Matty Boy!
lol we could easily frame these things and sell em in spencers or one of those fucking stores brotha.
Not with Arties picture on it
Spencers ahahaa. It was slow at work, so I worked on some…
Thoughtfulness:
Sending the girl you are trying to win back 1000 red roses, a WEEK after Valentine’s Day.
Finesse:
Waking up like a bull in a china shop for work, nearly gouging out your eye.
Greed:
Not saying thank you to the whore that brought you a sandwich.
Irony
When it should have been you that fell off the roof (that one is from my friend Bill)
Loser
When you have to pay for it (bill)
Determination
Because getting that fat on your own just isn’t that easy
Determination.
When you just can’t control that internal Baby Gorilla from rearing it’s ugly (unshaven, fat, cupcake filled) head.
damn, i didnt see you did “determination” already…
fuck. i owe you FIFTEEN GRAAAANDDDDDD.
humiliation
When a man blows his load on your chest.