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Langivators

If you are familiar with the hilarious demotivators from Despair.com, they are the negative versions of those stupid inspiration posters you see in offices. Well now we have Langivators!! See if you can come up with some and we can make a whole bunch of these!!


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I got so many more of these to do, I will make a separate page to post them all :) Coming soon.

23 Responses to “Langivators”

  1. Arties Heart Says:

    lechery

    When paying for a hooker’s drug habit in exchange for sex seems like the right thing to do.

  2. Arties Heart Says:

    Gluttony

    When you can’t speak for 60 minutes without crumbs or food items falling out of your mouth.

    or

    When a 30% body fat is juts not enough.

  3. Arties Heart Says:

    Sloth

    When getting up for a four day a week job becomes a hassle

    or-

    When taking home gifts people give you is just to much work. And who cares what they think anyway.

  4. Arties Heart Says:

    Wrath

    What fighting off police from taking your drugs seem like the right thing to do.

    or-

    When throwing things in anger at people just “feels right”

  5. Arties Heart Says:

    Pride

    When explaining Wrath/anger towards another is because “I’m more important then you” is the rationale.

  6. Arties Heart Says:

    Envy

    When getting up on time, eating right, and not taking drugs is something “I wish I could do”

  7. Arties Heart Says:

    well all we need now is greed and we have “the seven deadly sins”..

    to easy…

  8. artiefan Says:

    These are fantastic Arties Heart!! I will definitely make some images up later :D

  9. artiefan Says:

    “to easy” HAHAHA

  10. dirt Says:

    slob
    when change falls out of your rolls.

  11. Artie's Taint Says:

    Heroin

    When driving to Delaware on a daily basis to score is normal.

  12. artiefan Says:

    HAHA

  13. MattySprings Says:

    Denial

    Snorting cocaine through a prosthetic pig nose definitely doesn’t mean you have a problem.

  14. artiefan Says:

    LOL Matty Boy!

  15. MattySprings Says:

    lol we could easily frame these things and sell em in spencers or one of those fucking stores brotha.

  16. artiefan Says:

    Not with Arties picture on it :(

  17. Allison Says:

    Spencers ahahaa. It was slow at work, so I worked on some…

    Thoughtfulness:
    Sending the girl you are trying to win back 1000 red roses, a WEEK after Valentine’s Day.

    Finesse:
    Waking up like a bull in a china shop for work, nearly gouging out your eye.

    Greed:
    Not saying thank you to the whore that brought you a sandwich.

  18. artiefan Says:

    Irony

    When it should have been you that fell off the roof (that one is from my friend Bill)

  19. artiefan Says:

    Loser

    When you have to pay for it (bill)

  20. artiefan Says:

    Determination

    Because getting that fat on your own just isn’t that easy

  21. Artie's Taint Says:

    Determination.
    When you just can’t control that internal Baby Gorilla from rearing it’s ugly (unshaven, fat, cupcake filled) head.

  22. Artie's Taint Says:

    damn, i didnt see you did “determination” already…
    fuck. i owe you FIFTEEN GRAAAANDDDDDD.

  23. dirt Says:

    humiliation
    When a man blows his load on your chest.

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