Hair-less Gorilla?
“You know you are a ticking time bomb” exclaimed Howard.
Howard noticed during Robin’s news that baby gorilla Artie’s arms were lacking hair and asked him if he shaved his arms. Artie thought that he has been losing hair on his arms and legs as he gets older or fatter. Questions started flying around to what could be causing this. Artie the self-proclaimed hypochondriac started getting worried and stressed out. Howard told him to get a check up and that he knows what he needs to do to reverse it. But can it be reversed? Is it too late?
Thyroid? Weight? Drinking? Is this a symptom of an underlying health problem or just natural taking its course on a man who has done more damage to it than part-time sadist.



May 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Alopecia totalis
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:28 pm
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/skinandhair/206022.html
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
sorry I meant:
Alopecia areata
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
lisa G looks like shes enjoying Arties groping
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
he needs some penicillan.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Instead of being overweight and hairy, he’s just overweight.
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
He has CUSHING’S DISEASE and he needs someone to tell him to see a NEURO-ENDOCRINOLOGIST, not a regular doctor who will dismiss him.
Info about Cushing’s Disease: https://courses.stu.qmul.ac.uk/smd/kb/resources/endocrinologyresource/syndromes/cushingssynd.htm
http://pituitary.mgh.harvard.edu/cushings.htm
It is a potentially fatal condition and he really needs to find a good NEURO-ENDOCRINOLOGIST to help him.
May 23rd, 2008 at 7:16 am
Lisa’s diagnosis looks like it has some legs.
They finally got rid of mastercrap theater. The weeks best of was awesome this morning. I love how they listen to fan input. Sirius just gets better and better.
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:10 am
I love that picture. I wanna see Artie fuck the shit outta LisaG….someone oughta.
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
“take off your diaper and jab me with that shrinky dink..”
omg, lmao
May 24th, 2008 at 4:56 am
how much would it be worth on tape???
May 24th, 2008 at 10:34 am
I think Lisa is older than she says she is.
May 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Oh shit…sounds like our baby gorilla’s EVOLVING!!!
May 27th, 2008 at 7:41 am
is that what its called??
May 27th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Dude what happened to baby gorilla’s face?