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Hair-less Gorilla?

“You know you are a ticking time bomb” exclaimed Howard.

Howard noticed during Robin’s news that baby gorilla Artie’s arms were lacking hair and asked him if he shaved his arms. Artie thought that he has been losing hair on his arms and legs as he gets older or fatter. Questions started flying around to what could be causing this. Artie the self-proclaimed hypochondriac started getting worried and stressed out. Howard told him to get a check up and that he knows what he needs to do to reverse it. But can it be reversed? Is it too late?

Thyroid? Weight? Drinking? Is this a symptom of an underlying health problem or just natural taking its course on a man who has done more damage to it than part-time sadist.

15 Responses to “Hair-less Gorilla?”

  1. Arties Heart Says:

    Alopecia totalis

  2. Arties Heart Says:

    http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/skinandhair/206022.html

  3. Arties Heart Says:

    sorry I meant:

    Alopecia areata

  4. Arties Heart Says:

    lisa G looks like shes enjoying Arties groping

  5. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    he needs some penicillan.

  6. Artie's Liver Says:

    Instead of being overweight and hairy, he’s just overweight.

  7. Lisa Says:

    He has CUSHING’S DISEASE and he needs someone to tell him to see a NEURO-ENDOCRINOLOGIST, not a regular doctor who will dismiss him.

    Info about Cushing’s Disease: https://courses.stu.qmul.ac.uk/smd/kb/resources/endocrinologyresource/syndromes/cushingssynd.htm

    http://pituitary.mgh.harvard.edu/cushings.htm

    It is a potentially fatal condition and he really needs to find a good NEURO-ENDOCRINOLOGIST to help him.

  8. Arties Heart Says:

    Lisa’s diagnosis looks like it has some legs.

    They finally got rid of mastercrap theater. The weeks best of was awesome this morning. I love how they listen to fan input. Sirius just gets better and better.

  9. Artie's Taint Says:

    I love that picture. I wanna see Artie fuck the shit outta LisaG….someone oughta.

  10. Artie's Taint Says:

    “take off your diaper and jab me with that shrinky dink..”

    omg, lmao

  11. bigj Says:

    how much would it be worth on tape???

  12. Allison Says:

    I think Lisa is older than she says she is.

  13. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Oh shit…sounds like our baby gorilla’s EVOLVING!!!

  14. bigj Says:

    is that what its called??

  15. Dave Says:

    Dude what happened to baby gorilla’s face?

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