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Shameless Plug

Happy Birthday to Me today!

I am just letting you know in case I die tonight from the amount of Jack Daniels I will be putting in my body - Artie Lange style.

If that happens, I leave the site to Artie’s Heart and Allison. ROFL.

22 Responses to “Shameless Plug”

  1. Allison Says:

    Sweet dude! Artie’s heart, we are going to have to share. I know how you hate sharing yourself with others, and you may seem lonely at times but it will turn around, trust me! LOL.
    Happy Birthday Matt :)

  2. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    My gift to you will just keep giving……

  3. artiefan Says:

    Shit i forgot.. Artie’s Heart job blocked SBG - so now he can’t post here during the day.

    Well it may just be up to Allison lol

  4. Allison Says:

    I will take good care of it I promise. lol. I can’t post when I’m working either.

  5. Artie's Taint Says:

    have fun, but always protect your taint!!
    happy gorilla birthday!!

  6. artiefan Says:

    Thanks :)

    Rofl protect your taint — i hear a voice in my head similar to towlie … don’t forget to bring a towel!

  7. MattySprings Says:

    Happy b-day brotha. pound them shots for artie and the rest of us. might as well score a little blow while you’re at it lol.

    cheers man.

    matty s.

  8. Jackie Puppet Says:

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  9. artiefan Says:

    Thanks Matty! … and now that Jackie Puppet gave me a wooo, my day is complete. :D

  10. Artie's Taint Says:

    <>

    Dontcha know, that’s what I was thinking!!

    ROFLMAO!!

  11. Deb from Philly Says:

    Happy Birthday!

    Everyone better get 10/10 on this new Artie quiz I found:

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  12. april Says:

    Have an awesome birthday!

  13. artiefan Says:

    12:40 am right now and i am drunk off my fuckin ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Allison Says:

    Did you take pictures? haa

  15. ☆Ponyboy☆ Says:

    Happy Birthday. I’m drunk witcha.

  16. Gus Says:

    Damn it, I missed it all. HAPPY LATE B-DAY!

    So, how’s the hangover and can we get a rough estimate on the amount and type of alcohol? I don’t know why…it’s a sick curiousity.

  17. artiefan Says:

    Well it is blurry at this point, lol. But I had the weekly softball game last night which consisted of the usual beer consumption. Then I had a double jack on the rocks, followed by a triple jack on the rocks and washed those down with more beer. Free wings and popcorn. Came home ate a half bag of potato chips lol. Then i had to be up for a 8am meeting. ROFL. Head was pounding and when away by the afternoon. Great night.

  18. Allison Says:

    Good times! lol

  19. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    I wish I could have been there

  20. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    the hooker, not the real person behind the screen….

  21. Gus Says:

    LOL…thanks for pointing out that you were in character “…Herpes Laced Hooker”.

    Sounds like a good night

  22. Arties Heart Says:

    Happy belated birthday Matt. Hope you got that job!

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