At the end of the wrap up show today, Teddy plugged Artie’s website and John started teasing him saying that he was back on the payroll. Teddy responded with a no, but what is the real story?
Was Teddy throwing a jab at Artie?
Was Teddy maybe showing Artie he would want to help again?
Is Teddy secretly still on the payroll?
How funny was that? Did anyone hear that segment, I missed recording it, I will get it up later.
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Howard was playing clips of a Barbara Walters interview this morning when Robin came up with an insulting commentary about the Baby Gorilla.
Robin Quivers:
“Well does she [Walters] does point out that Rosie’s a mental case… I was almost beginning to think of you [Howard] and Artie as she was talking… That whole Trump thing, it was obvious when Barbara didn’t jump to her defense she got really angry with Barbara… Artie was that way during the Teddy fight when you were trying to see both sides of the argument with Teddy… Artie got very angry.”
WAAAHHHHHH! I hit my head and need stitches…
Well it didn’t take Artie long before not showing up, at least this time it’s a different reason.
Artie called out this morning because he bumped into a bookcase at home causing blood everywhere and he was on his way to the hospital to get stitches. No details yet. Hopefully Howard 100 News gets down there to report on the situation.
My Langford-sense is ringing
So the question I have is, did the bookcase survive? Actually I am very curious about the circumstances around this. Was there alcohol involved? Drugs? Food? Something is fishy here, so what do you all think?
ALSO, SEND IN YOUR PHOTOSHOPS OF ARTIE WITH A BUMP ON THE HEAD
UPDATE- 8:59am
Artie will be coming back in around 20 minutes with a good story about what happened.
UPDATE- 9:35 am
Artie has come in and says that he hit his face on the dresser… LOTS OF BLOOD. I will have the audio.
Hey everyone, Ill be in and out all morning, so here is a blank thread for y’all to discuss today’s show 
For a complete rundown of today’s show, check out Marksfriggin summary.
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Bowling Beauties
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I thought I would contribute to the Robin Quivers news songs with a little ditty of my own.
Thanks to Tommycool for sending me this one, his brother made it 
I wish I knew who recorded this song parody of Bonnie Tyler’s It’s A Heartache. When I heard it again on the show today I just had to post it. Below is a funny photoshop that fan Dennis sent in as well.
Artie Loves Pancakes lyrics
Artie loves pancakes
He’ll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He’s gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes
He’s gonna be on “Entourage”
But his ass is the size of a garage
He’s gonna lose that job
He can’t wipe his ass on the bowl
Coz all those pancakes block his asshole
What a fat slob
Artie loves pancakes
He’ll wash them down with chocolate shakes
He’s gaining so much god damn weight
Coz Artie loves pancakes
(submitted by Dennis)
Artie can’t catch a break recently. The man, who would whip open his wallet to pathetic guests on the show, to dorks on video to Teddy, is not receiving the money Karma should be returning to him.
It started with getting ripped off by his bookie, then that Florida gig shafted him, Teddy was supposedly ripping him off and now Ckrush, Inc. hasn’t paid residuals for Beer League.
Steve Langford announced today in headlines that Ckrush has not paid any residuals for Beer League. Ckrush produced the movie and has since been aired on Comedy Central, Pay-per-view, released recently on Blue Ray - Artie and crew have not seen any $$$.
