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Archive for June 4th, 2008

More about Artie’s New Assistant

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

During headlines this morning, Lisa G said that she talked to Artie’s new assistant and really likes her.  Lisa said that Hillary saw the Teddy fight and felt she wanted to do the job.

Hillary has no experience as a personal assistant but Artie says she is extremely organized and knows how to use a computer. She is also a graduate from Syracuse University and a bartender.

Lisa G reported that Hillary said Artie is her type body wise but that she wasn’t attracted to him in that way.

Robin asked when Artie was going to sleep with her. Artie said he would not do that and Robin responded in disbelief saying he will sleep with her in about a month.

Artie hires new assistant

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Artie has hired a new FEMALE assistant named Hillary. So now Artie is one step closer to a sexual harassment lawsuit. I sure hope she has a sense of humor for his sake. God knows what type of things come out of drunken Artie’s mouth :)

Artie said he had a ton of letters for the job. He said he will keep it professional with her but did say she is cute (and has a boyfriend).

Teddy is still in the mix though. I wonder how he will take to the new number one.