More about Artie’s New Assistant
During headlines this morning, Lisa G said that she talked to Artie’s new assistant and really likes her. Lisa said that Hillary saw the Teddy fight and felt she wanted to do the job.
Hillary has no experience as a personal assistant but Artie says she is extremely organized and knows how to use a computer. She is also a graduate from Syracuse University and a bartender.
Lisa G reported that Hillary said Artie is her type body wise but that she wasn’t attracted to him in that way.
Robin asked when Artie was going to sleep with her. Artie said he would not do that and Robin responded in disbelief saying he will sleep with her in about a month.


June 4th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I just think it’s funny that a Syracuse University graduate is running errands for a man who barely graduated from high school.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:37 am
What does that say about Syracuse as a University?? I mean she was a bartender for God’s sake.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Right. She could have saved her parents a lot of money and gone to work at Walmart after high school, until she was old enough to bartend.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
maybe shell wake him the fuck up….
June 8th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Artie’s new assistant better be careful, if she isn’t quick enough with his butter soaked bagel… she might be lunch. I saw the clip on his web site from “Big Idea” and I couldn’t believe how fucking fat he is. It makes sense she was drawn to him though, he looks like the Syracuse mascot.