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Artie Lange’s Man Cave Details

Sadly I missed the discussion yesterday about Artie’s man cave but thankfully we have Mark’s Figgin.

As previously reported Artie had a man cave constructed [guesstimated between 80-100K] for the TV show “Man Caves” on the DIY Network hosted by Tony Siragusa. For the show Artie’s mom and sister showed up and Artie need two tool belts strapped together for him to wear it.

Artie had his man cave set up in the top floor of his house with an elevator access for his mom [awww]. The room is split by two stairs . In one half of the room is a 60 inch TV. The centerpiece of the room is a table that you can put a beer keg directly into. A couch goes around the room. He has a terrace up there with a refrigerator.

The other side of the room has a pool table with wall mount cue racks and another 60 inch flat screen. There is another room with a 6 person Borgata poker table with professional chips. The room was already put to use with a poker game including cocktail waitresses and a dealer from the Borgata. Somewhere in the room there is a shelf with a TV that pops up [button-activated] and has a sports ticker running continuously.

27 Responses to “Artie Lange’s Man Cave Details”

  1. Cliff Says:

    Anyone know where at the shore Artie is building his new house.

  2. MattySprings Says:

    Its in Toms River. My friends dad is the realtor. He’s having a lot of problems with it though, it’ll probably be a while before its done.

  3. Biker Says:

    I live in Toms River. I wonder where there’s still room to build yet another mini mansion? I will have to check along the bay coast of TR to see if I see anything being built.

  4. dirt Says:

    It is somewhere in LBI
    I don’t think Artie would live in a shit hole cancer infected area like Toms River.

  5. MattySprings Says:

    lol. It’s Toms River.

  6. dirt Says:

    If it is Toms River, then I guess Artie is not doing as well as I thought he was. Bunch of poor white trash down that way.

  7. Crash Says:

    It seems dumb to me that they based some much of arties room on beer stuff, even morons know he is a whiskey man….

  8. mike Says:

    My buddy did some electrical work down the road…it’s in Toms River. I believe the section is called Green Island

  9. corey Says:

    It’s in the Silverton part of Toms River, on Bay Breeze Road. just go around the bend and you can’t miss the house, its on the water and about 4 times the size of every other house on the street. I live on a nearby street and saw all of this stuff going on the other day with Tony Siragusa and all

  10. Angie Says:

    I drove past his house on Friday. It’s really wide compared to all the other ones on that tight block. But from the aerial view it looks like a pool is in the back. He never mentioned anything about that. Anybody know if there IS a pool in the back? I also have passed it by boat. All the house down look much nicer from the water.

  11. kevin Says:

    yes it is in toms river (silverton) , robins house is in lbi

  12. Anon Says:

    I worked on the Man Caves show at Artie’s house, trust me, it’s going to be a hilarious show. Let me give you a little bit better description of what’s in the room:

    The room is split in half sort of with on staircase going into it (it’s on the top floor rather than the basement like the other rooms in the series). To the right is a very well-designed home-theater area with the 60 inch flat screen, sectional couch, and lots of cool memorabilia from Artie’s life, his family and his father. There is a wetbar next to the bathroom there. To the left is the game room, with memorabilia from Artie’s career as well as cool Yankees and other sports stuff. That’s where the pool table and poker table are, along with a longer wetbar with a home-made cigar humidor. There is a small flat-screen on a retractable rack that goes into the bar that acts as a sports ticker. Outside on the terrace is patio furniture with a hommade fire-pit looking thing that actually has a metal basin in it instead that holds beer and mini-kegs.

    All in all the room looked awesome when we were done and Artie was hysterical. Should be a great ep when it’s done.

  13. Anon Says:

    Also, yes, his house is in Tom’s River and while there was a lot of beer stuff, one of the interns also ran out and bought 3 bottles of Jack for Artie, one of which he cracked open as we were leaving. So yeah, whiskey was to be had.

  14. artiefan Says:

    Do you have any pictures… or access to some?

  15. Irish Artie Fan Says:

    Of all the nice beach towns in NJ, why Toms River? Does he have family or friends there?

  16. phx Says:

    When will this and the bababooey episodes air? Anyone know? Id like to set my Tivo

  17. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    they said sometime in october or november on the wrap up show.

  18. harborview Says:

    there are three possable homes on bay view ( not bay brezze ) that could be arties, only one is flying an iitalian flag !

  19. VaBeachKevin Says:

    So is his place on Bayview or Bay Breeze in TR? The houses on Bayview look much nicer.

  20. mc Says:

    his exact address is xxxxxxxxxx {edited from admin - sorry dude, id rather keep this off site}, toms river…he lives 3 houses down from me

  21. artiefan Says:

    If that is his address… i found it online, said it sold for $2,450,000

  22. dan Says:

    hey mc…email me arties addy on bay breeze….thanks…if i come down longman street towards water..hes 2 house on the right side???

  23. LameRandomName Says:

    Any homeowner will quickly figure out how to find a disturbingly large quantity of information on this and other subjects.

    I’m actually far more interested in knowing where the hot chicks are that he mentioned as using his dock. And a nice one it is, too.

  24. JJ Says:

    WOW! Give the guy some privacy. BTW, all the neighbors are hip to stalking fans and will call the police on them. Get a life you losers!

  25. sam Says:

    The best man-cave site I have come across has to be The Mantuary. Do check it out sometime.

  26. Doctor Wax Battle Says:

    Artie’s house is awesome. Why so many down on Toms River? Artie’s location is beautiful - right on Barnagat Bay! It’s also right down the street from his favorite restaurant - Johnny G’s

  27. beaverPleaser Says:

    JJ what are you in second grade? wah wah wah, we will tell on you. what a complete fucking loser.

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