Dude, wheres my Artie?

You will be dissapointed if you woke up this morning wanting to hear Artie.

Around 8:25am, they brought up that it seems he tends to call out one day during the week before vacation. So I guess they won’t be here next week.

13 Responses to “Dude, wheres my Artie?”

  1. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    h e r i o n

  2. Artie's 55 Inch Belly Says:

    No call no show?

  3. Pete Says:

    The cycle begins anew. I hate it when he starts calling in sick because to me, aside from the specter of drug use, it means he’s exhausting himself again and that he will likely spiral into the funks that lead him to fall asleep on the air and rage out at people. He keeps this up and he will not last out the contract, which will be a shame because I think he definitely adds life to the show.

  4. Arties Heroin Spoon Says:

    Leave the big guy alone…He probably had an entire day planned of eating pizza, boozing it up and playing around in his new Man-Cave with that Goose guy. I bet they are basting their ribs in the smoker as I type. What guy would want work getting in the way of a sweet day like that?

  5. Artie's Taint Says:

    If it’s true that he’s out before vacation starts, that’s probably a good indication that he’s driving huge distances to stock up on some drugs for the vacation.

  6. artiefan Says:

    Yea but if he was on vacation then he would have plenty of time to drive.

  7. Delaware Doper Says:

    For christ sake somebody deliver to him!

  8. Biker Says:

    I’m considering registering fireartielange.com. This guy is useless as tits on a bull. As much money as this guy makes and he’s unhappy ? Needs drugs to cope with his miserable life? BULL SHIT he’s like a spoiled little mama’s boy. And another thing. VACATION AGAIN ???? WTF

  9. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    biker, seriously every comment you make is so negative against the show. Yet you seem to listen for the entire 6 hours, or in your eyes 4.75 hrs with commercials. If you hate it so much, dont listen and stop subscribing. If I hated the show that much I would.

  10. Arties Heart Says:

    I loved how howard was making excuses for him. It’s the subutex!!!!

    LMOA!!!!!!

  11. JoeBoo Says:

    Some kind of drug issue……………it’s how you act……….Air conditiong?

  12. joe Says:

    Or, Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker, h e r o i n………..
    ————–

  13. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    we cant spel soree.

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