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The Time Has Come

It feels like forever since we had some Artie news and thats because THE SHOW HAS BEEN GONE FOR AN ETERNITY!! Damn these 2 week vacations.

…with that being said :

I just got a new job!

I am pretty stoked, its a great opportunity doing what I love to do, online marketing. (and before you ask - no its not to manual masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination).

What does that mean for the future of Save Baby Gorilla?

No its not the end of SBG. I want to continue this site for a long time to come. I have enjoyed all my readers and Stern fans support.

I will be starting this new job on Tuesday. I have to commute on the train for like an hour both ways, morning and night. Hopefully I will be able to post some good stuff in the morning on the way down there or on the way home. Bummer that I will probably be hearing the same part of the show each way.

VOLUNTEERS - I MAY NEED YOUR HELP!

Seeing that for at least a while I won’t be able to listen on the job. I probably will need some people to help out here. I use to have the luxury of the listening all day and if a breaking story arose then I was to post about it. That probably won’t happen anymore. Maybe on lunch time I can do it with a little help from my bud Marks Friggin.

So Right Now I have No Idea What The Fuck Is Going On

Maybe some stuff will change, maybe not. Either way, I will probably need some help. So if there are any volunteers out there to help post stories and what not - let me know!

14 Responses to “The Time Has Come”

  1. MattySprings Says:

    My brotha…congrats on the new job. As you may know or not, I myself don’t have sirius anymore, I listen from a friends portable now a days and shit. Ya know I’m a dedicated lange-head, and I’m ready to do whatever ya need to keep this site runnin (moderating etc) you just let me know my man. It took my drunk and stoned ass a good 2 minutes to to type this lol, but ya know me and some dedicated members are ready to keep this going at whatever it takes. let us know what ya need and we’re there brotha.

    ps: i should be getting serius back in a month or 2

    keep it deep fried

    matty springs

  2. Allison Says:

    Nice Matt! Congratulations! I’m down to help you, you know that. Give yourself time with your new job and all. We’re here for ya when you need us :) Save Baby Gorilla Army, assemble!

    Matty get that sirius back son! lol

  3. EminemsRevenge Says:

    i’d be able to post the first hour…but hardly anything happens then:(

  4. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Looks like Ralph is running the show, as usual.

    Gary & Artie are telling FASCINATING stories about the Afghanistan trip and Cuntella calls Howard & tells him it’s enough…must’ve IM’d Stern because you don’t hear it on the show…and Howard says “Enough of this” and is now changing the subject…WTF!!!

  5. Allison Says:

    They got back on it, thank God because the airport stories of them trying to come back are awesome. Howard has to stop thinking that EVERYTHING has to move along at the speed of light. These Afghanistan stories are what everyone wants to hear.

  6. artiefan Says:

    Thank you for your support :)

  7. evileddie Says:

    If you need anything to support the site…just let me know.

  8. Arties BBQ Grill Says:

    Do you have a public email address you can have people dump stories about the show? It might be a hassle, but you could read a couple notes about the days show, see what stories jibe together based on the facts and post them.

    Use the comments section to clarify the facts/dispute the facts and your site will continue on. There are a couple hardcore bums out there, myself included, that would write in and help ya out. Hell, now that I say that I forget most Stern Fans cant lift their fingers to help another fan out, much less write a story. Your fucked.

    Seriously tho, I would email ya with some juicy tidbits….I know u dont know me, but they would be JUICY! Ya hear me?

    ABBQG

  9. artiefan Says:

    Well on the homepage, on the right hand side (now below arties face) says to contact matt email, and it has the address :)

    I’d love people submitting stuff. What I might do is make sure each day is an open thread for that days show where y’all can sound off :)

  10. Sara Says:

    hey,

    good luck with your new job! i am a professional writer and would love to get on board and help you out. let me know if you’d like to discuss further.

    have a good one

    sara

  11. Shucky Duckie Says:

    Sara, forget about writing and for heavens sake make up with Jimmy! He needs you.

    Imagine leaving that nice guy to write for this website….Ridiculous!

    Shucky Duckie

  12. Sara Says:

    who’s Jimmy?

  13. Sara Says:

    oh, i get it now. a little slow today

  14. Marc Says:

    Hi, congrats on the new job. I may be able to help - I only work mon-wed but am pretty good at catching the show live can post from work. Also, I can contribute immediately on thursdays since I am home. If that works, let me know. Take care.

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