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Artie Planning Howard’s Bachelor Party

On yesterday’s show Artie mentioned that he wanted to plan a bachelor party at his Jersey house for Howard. Howard wanted something mellow and poker.

Question

If you were Artie, what would you plan for the party?

10 Responses to “Artie Planning Howard’s Bachelor Party”

  1. Revolution100 Says:

    1) Lots of Food
    2) Lots of Alcohol
    3) Topless waitresses from Rick’s
    4) More Food & Alcohol :)
    5) POKER, lots of POKER

  2. Artie's Taint Says:

    Weed, coke and of course, …..heroin

  3. What Howard would really like... Says:

    A chess tournament.

  4. Jackie Puppet Says:

    Can I come?

  5. Mike Says:

    Howard does come off as sounding kind of ungrateful when he talks about not being interested in a bachelor party. Sounds like Artie just wants to have a couple of close friends over at the shore house to play cards…

    Artie better make sure he has plenty of booze, broads and stag films…

  6. 0.0 Says:

    No matter what artie has howard will shit on it.The two are complete opposites and their idea of fun are as far apart as the earth’s poles.Don’t bother artie!

  7. bigj Says:

    have the party without stern…….the only way to make it enjoyable.

  8. Biker Says:

    I agree bigj. Howard is becoming such a self centered douchebag.

  9. jane Says:

    I have to agree with the rest of you….Love Howard to death, but whatever ANYBODY does for him he’ll “diss” on but hey, isn’t that why we ALL listened to the Howard Stern Show anyway??? It’s a boys club (love it) that I feel priveledged to be invited to Mon-Fri!! If Artie (I LOVE you) wants to plan the party….great! Just EXPECT to be critizied!!

  10. Lola Says:

    They definetely need the “Talking Pussywhip”!! This thing is friggin hilarious and sums it up quite well.

    Check it out at http://www.thepussywhip.com

    Every bachelor party needs one of these : 0

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