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Artie Rumors

Rumors have been spreading around from Perez Hilton to SFN about Artie cancelling shows / appearances this week. Rehab rumors are abound.

Right now there is no word from the Artie camp on why. Teddy has confirmed to me that the shows are cancelled and I am awaiting official word.

Let’s keep our fingers crossed its nothing bad.

26 Responses to “Artie Rumors”

  1. illegal alien Says:

    Good Luck, and best wishes to Artie, for whatever is going on.

  2. Bi Fat Jerk Says:

    He’s a fat crybaby cunt who can’t even handle his moderate success. What a homo.

  3. LuvesArtie Says:

    If he cancels the Foxwoods show on Saturday I am going to be so pissed!

  4. dannyC Says:

    My only hope is that by some chance Howard whisked Artie and some other close friends off to witness him marrying Beth…doubtful, I know.

  5. mcfierce24 Says:

    LuvesArtie Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    If he cancels the Foxwoods show on Saturday I am going to be so pissed!

    the show is cancelled…I know alot of peeps that were going to that show

  6. Fink Says:

    Hmm, there is supposed to be some announcement on Monday but Chrissy, Bob Levy’s wife, said it would hit the papers tomorrow.

  7. bigj Says:

    i could see him nodding in and out on htv. i hope he has evrything under control. this is a hell of a point in his career to fuck things up. he ran to delaware and copped then made beer league in the same breath. i hope he doesnt pull a dave chappelle.

  8. bigrichnh Says:

    let’s hope it’s not the heroin. i, too, have tickets for saturday night’s show at foxwoods. i’ve just gotten off the phone with them at 7:20 PM ET and they are saying the show is NOT cancelled.

    Rehab wouldn’t be a bad thing, if it’s that. And I like the wedding theory, too…LOL

    i hope the fat fuck’s ok and this is a big nothing. i really do want to see this show!

  9. artiefan Says:

    The show is canceled - thats what i was referring to up above. I am pretty disappointed since i was gonna be hanging backstage and stuff but I am more worried about Artie at this point, that he is okay.

  10. sara Says:

    i’m pretty worried. i just hope he’s with his mom and sister. his health is definitely more important than a couple of shows …

  11. sara Says:

    maybe he’s just tired. i mean, he’s 300-lbs, he eats like he’s working toward a guiness world record, bangs whores, travels all over, gets up at the crack of ass most mornings, smokes, drinks and does lord knows what else. i’m tired just typing that.

  12. Allison Says:

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/08/05/congo.gorillas/index.html

    I think this is where Artie went on vacation. Baby Gorilla phone home. LOL

  13. Chris Says:

    On the air last week he mentioned something about recieving blood test results early this week . It pretty much got ignored by everyone in studio. He made some comment on his surprise at being ignored.

  14. artiefan Says:

    Good point Chris!

  15. gvggg Says:

    Grow up fat boy! Wahhhhhhhhhh What a total fucking mess. I used to love Artie but now he’s just a loser. Subutex, binge eating, smoking, drinking, falls asleep during the show etc……. And for a proffesional comedian, he sucks at witty comebacks when someone gives him shit.

  16. mcfierce24 Says:

    nypost has reported that Artie checked into a rehab of some sort

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/08062008/gossip/pagesix/rehab_for_stern_sidekick_123164.htm

  17. anon Says:

    Foxwoods is still saying the show IS NOT cancelled…Someone needs to let them know so they can tell the public

  18. dingy Says:

    Artie in Rehab; Page Six:

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/08062008/gossip/pagesix/rehab_for_stern_sidekick_123164.htm

    August 6, 2008 —

    Howard Stern’s sidekick is finally in rehab. Artie Lange, who’s long overindulged with drugs and drink, was scheduled to attend close pal Bob Saget’s Comedy Central roast on Sunday night, but never made it to LA. Instead, he checked himself into an intensive outpatient rehab program. A source said Lange “felt awful for not being there for Bob, but needed to make his health a priority.” Lange also canceled his stand-up shows this weekend, but plans to return to his regular gig on Stern’s Sirius radio show when it returns from hiatus. Lange’s rep, Lewis Kay, confirmed the news.

  19. Howard Says:

    Anything else, Robin?

  20. Robin Says:

    And that’s what’s happening…..

  21. artiefan Says:

    Anon, I spoke with Teddy, the show is canceled.

    Dingy - Thank you for the article!

  22. Allison Says:

    A week long rehab?? Even if they were on a 2 week vacation. 2 weeks? BULLLLLSHIT. I hope it’s not something serious healthwise, and they are just saying it’s rehab for publicity.

  23. bigj Says:

    i agree with allison. if hes back on the show next monday this whole rehab thing was BS. even artie knows only a week in rehab is like getting off a girls panties then not getting off. i only hope hes not so far gone that he thinks it will help.

  24. me! Says:

    Maybe he’s getting gastric bypass!

  25. Ben Says:

    This guys is a freaking mess. Howard is enabling him and needs to say enough…..Artie will eventully kill himself as he has no self control and can’t handle the pressure. He flipped out when the movie came out last year, now the pressure of a book dealine is killing him. If he serious about his health he would leave the show( for a short period) and stop his road act for a while. This two faced bitched on Dave Chappell when he left cpmedy central and least he knew when to say enough.

  26. john Says:

    I had tickets to aug 30th in cape cod. Myself and my wife and friends of ours decided to make a small vacation around it. Now I hear that show is cancelled too. Artie has become a whining baby on the radio, and has ruined my whole trip. I work hard and hardly get any vacation. I have finally given up on that fat bastard. The guy makes millions of dollars and is always crying the blues….FUCK HIM

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