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8.18.08 Show Discussion

Who likes Mondays?? Well, one thing that could cheer you up - George Takei is in studio!!

Funny Quote:

Robin:  [about George's upcoming marriage] “… not some fairytale”
Artie: “Well they are fairies and they like tail.”

24 Responses to “8.18.08 Show Discussion”

  1. artiefan Says:

    Looks like Artie went to a bar already. He was meeting a girl there. Artie said that he didn’t have a drink, just ordered a coke. You better stay clean big guy!

  2. Mike Says:

    yah at first you here Artie tell the story about being in a bar over the weekend, and you think, “why is everyone giving him shit, it’s just to meet a friend”. And then you remember its Artie were talking about….

  3. Jackie Puppet Says:

    I know when I go to a bar, I never Drink.

  4. Revolution100 Says:

    Did he go into shock when he sipped thru the straw and didn’t taste the Jack Daniels???

  5. Florida Booey Says:

    Inpatient rehab or he’s dead.

  6. Jackie Puppet Says:

    DIE ALREADY!!! I NEED A REAL JOB.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  7. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    rope outta his dogs butt godawful funny

  8. Heidi Says:

    I’m surprised no one thought of this… Doesn’t Dana work in a bar on the weekends?? That was glossed over.

  9. Heidi Says:

    lol Herpes Hooker! I had to pull tinsel outta my poodles ass once! eeewwww

  10. artiefan Says:

    The last we heard, wasnt Dana dating someone?

  11. Revolution100 Says:

    Artie was so on today when Jeff “The Drunk” called in today. Best comment had to be, “I know this is someone elses funeral, but can someone give me some money!!!” LOL :)

  12. Heidi Says:

    Yeah but I think Dana is still in love with Artie… remember she came to his place before he left with the USO? And now that he’s seeing a therapist… who knows?!

  13. artiefan Says:

    Hmm… thats a scary thought. Im not sure she would be good for him anymore….

  14. Heidi Says:

    Can’t be any worse than the Skanky Ho’s he’s hanging with lately… at least she’s a school teacher! For the love of God - he was doing heroine with two girls at his party at the shore house that Robin went to… “in the shower”, remember?

  15. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    artie sounded good today, it is quite possible that was dana.

  16. Heidi Says:

    He’s sounding GREAT… hopefully his self destructive personality doesn’t take over - at leat until the end of the contract, eh? And i think Danan would be a good thing - that’s why they’re not together - she wasn’t putting up with his b.s. and wanted him to do the right thing and get himself together. I think he needs to dry up and find a good woman and have kids. That would set his arse straight…HOPEFULLY!!!

  17. artiefan Says:

    I just think that if him and dana started fighting,, its gonna bring up all the all hurtful feelings and that would be a set back, because it will bring back emotions prior to rehab… and lets not forget Dana wanted him to go to therapy to stay in the relationship … If artie was with a new girl, post -rehab.. then if things went sour, it is seperate in a way to his therapy and hopefully he could continue…

  18. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    but hes going to therapy right now what would be the difference?

  19. artiefan Says:

    The difference is… The topic of therapy attached to Dana has specific emotions attached to it, a history. The topic of therapy with a new girl has no attachments.

  20. Heidi Says:

    Very true. Artiefan, Very true.

  21. Jimmy Says:

    Let me get a bacon egg and cheese on a hard roll, fries with cheese n gravy, and a bowl of gravy on the side

  22. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    gotcha still i think artie is self aware now that he let the good one go and hes reconciling with himself by doing what he should have done 4 years ago. its sad though that drugs led him to realizing that.

  23. EminemsRevenge Says:

    What about the Stern wedding???

    http://www.hollyscoop.com/howard-stern/howard-stern-getting-married-today_17281.aspx

    Saw it in one of the NY papers today…is the story based on THAT^

  24. EminemsRevenge Says:

    As Gilda would say—Never mind…just heard it a little while ago…NO

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