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Alternative names for Eric the Midget

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Eric the ___________ midget.

33 Responses to “Alternative names for Eric the Midget”

  1. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    erik the ill just be watching tv midget

  2. Heidi Says:

    worthless… boring… annoying… non-acting… useless…

    hmmm let me think those are off the top of my head lol

  3. Heidi Says:

    lol instead of watching boobies

  4. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    fred came up with a few that were good.

  5. artiefan Says:

    Do you remember what they were?

  6. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    id have to rewind the show im at the george takei tugging part omg

  7. Steve-o Says:

    Eric the ungrateful, pillow humping, napoleonic smurf

  8. Revolution100 Says:

    Eric “The cum guzzling, ignorant, ungreatful, backstabbing, pimple faced, small dicked, good for nothing piece of donkey shit” Midget.

  9. gamorrean guard Says:

    Eric the southeastern vice president of the blotchiness division midget.

  10. Artie's Sweaty Balls Says:

    Eric the “Dead” Midget. You know what to do….

    I can hope, can’t I?

  11. milton Says:

    Eric the NON SHOW ,BACKSTABBING,UNGRATEFUL midget..

  12. ☆Ponyboy☆ Says:

    Eric the Unknown Midget.

  13. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    eric the red rum midget

  14. gamorrean guard Says:

    Eric is like JD without the talent.

  15. artiefan Says:

    LMAO@ gamorrean guard!!

  16. TaTaToofy Says:

    Eric the Zero Point Zero Midget

  17. rglovejoy Says:

    Eric the has-been midget

    Eric the delusional midget

    Eric the dishonest midget

    Eric the pretty penis

  18. mqone Says:

    eric the i have crazy cabbbie and chauncy haden on speed dial the midget

  19. bigj Says:

    ya he does remind me of cabbie…….just imagine if cabbie were born in penis form and size…..

  20. 0.0 Says:

    Eric -the sad-midget.Let’s face it,it would suck to be eric.I for one will miss the little fucker when he’s gone

  21. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    gazuntight

  22. Mattius Says:

    eric the “shit-cock” is by far my fav of all time.

  23. artiefan Says:

    haha

  24. Nuts Balls Says:

    Gay and Faggot

  25. rglovejoy Says:

    Eric the in love with professional wrestlers Midget

    Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but anyone who is that devoted to professional wrestling has to be sort of gay. All it is, is large muscular sweaty men grappling and touching each other; they have to throw in a few female wrestlers so that it isn’t completely gay.

  26. artiefan Says:

    completely gay.

  27. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker Says:

    *fred’s uah uh gay sound effect playing*

  28. Artie's polyp Says:

    Eric the Ingrate

  29. EminemsRevenge Says:

    Eric the I’m-on-Stern-almost-as-much-as-Ralph midget would be most appropriate:D

  30. Vagina Artielogues Says:

    balls deep taking

  31. mqone Says:

    ERIC THE much in need of therapy, delusional, only yells at howard becuse he really wants to yell at his father for making him a fucking freak
    MIDGET

  32. raul Says:

    douchebag

  33. Artie's Stomach Says:

    Extremely Dumbfounded

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