Last show before holiday…

- Artie was declared the most disturbed person on the show. Howard judged the cast today and label them all who was the most normal to most disturbed. Howard said that he can’t tell when Artie is using or not. From normal to disturbed: Gary, Fred, Robin, Artie. Fred was really bugged that Gary beat him out as the most normal. Howard tried to defend himself by saying this is 5 people in an asylum, it really doesn’t matter. Howard wouldn’t add Benjy into the group. Howard later called himself the most disturbed but said Artie was in the worst position.

- Artie said he is still going to the therapist. Although he said that since the Dr. is older that, he might not be relating to the guy, expressing some doubt in the sessions. Artie said that the problem is that once he doesn’t feel right about someone he begins to bullshit them.

- High Pitch Mike was starting to argue with Artie again today.

- On Bubba’s show, Artie said that writing the book was a big step in having closure with his father. He also said that anyone who recommends that he still needs therapy, they are call pussies.

Artie tidbits:

- Artie used a helicopter to get to his Long Island signing. He only had to pay $500 bucks for the fuel because he knew a cop that was provided the chopper as a favor. This cop had once pulled Artie over while Artie was really drunk and the cop let him sleep it off in his car.

- Fans are bring lots of food to Artie’s signings. People bringing gallons of Hawaiian punch. He is also been asked to sign prescription pill bottles.

- Artie said Scott Weiland looked like he was jonsing for drugs during his interview yesterday.

- Lisa G quoted David Herman (Office Space, MadTV) saying that he appreciated Artie giving him credit in saving his life but he didn’t know how warranted it was because all they were close and that’s what friends do – he said he probably had added more to Artie’s stress and depression.

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- Howard and Robin still haven’t read Artie’s book.

- Lisa G. announced the big revelation in Artie’s book today during the show. Nice job Lisa, ruin somebody’s investment in reading the book. Howard and Robin joked a few times that it wasn’t a real attempt.

Artie Tidbits:

- Artie experiment3e with Viagra over the weekend. He was unsure if he would do it again unless he was like 80. Too much stressed was involved. But he said it did extend the sex which was good.

- Over 200,000 copies now in print of Too Fat To Fish.

- Artie recalled a story where a strip club owner told Artie to take 2 girls home. While he had sex with the one girl, the other girl stuck her tongue up his “heynow”.

Show notes:

- Steve, better known as ”Wood-yee” (spelling?) at the old radio station, has been let go.