Artie cancels New Years Eve show
He said about 1200 tickets were bought for an 8,000 seat theater.
Artie’s down playing poker
Artie lost $11,000 playing cards over the weekend.
Artie lied about going to therapy
Artie said he went to the therapist like twice. Unfortunately the cackling bitch, Robin, was right not to trust Artie. Gary joked that Artie has no credibility anymore but said that he is really upset by it. Fred said “Artie’s going to do what Artie’s going to do”, in other words, Fred was “washing his hands of it” and said if Artie doesn’t want to do therapy then they are wasting time talking about it.
Still off drugs
Artie insists he is still sober.
DAMN! VACATION AGAIN????? WTF ???
Not a re-run today, they were back live. Although they may well have been on vacation, the Bill Shatner interview was pretty boring, I turned to another channel five minutes in…
bill shatner is a guest that at least rolls with the punches but man he would sell his soul to be in the spotlight.
Artie is back on the H, Bill Shatner is putting me to sleep and Robin is wrong again, sounds like a monday.
It’s not a rerun ? Am I listening to the wrong channel?
Not a rerun, i heard them talking about the OJ sentencing before i left this morning.
Hmm when I turned it on they were playing one of the old F’Emmy bits from KROCK and I turned it right off thinking it was a rerun
she bled like a gopher hahahahahahaha
I’m guessing live this week and next then we have history of Howard and some best off 2008 on Dec. 29th
What do you guysd think?
He’s back….. just admitted he’s only been to therapy twice and was lying to everyone…. hahaha
I believe next week is the history of howard and they will be off three weeks.
Three weeks??? No way, really?!
i believe they’re saying history of Howard starts the 22nd… i don’t get to listen live what’s the baby gorilla lying about now… back on the H?
Artie will not return in 2009. He will OD over having to give up the New Year’s Eve show.
Die you Fat Fisherman, Die already.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i cant see howardstern.com but I thought it started the 15th? if its the 22nd sorry, im prone to mistakes.
He lied about being in therapy….
OFF…THE…WAGON.
I just checked Howardstern.com – it starts the 22nd.
OK – so is he back on the H? I can’t hear live will have to wait for replay and listen on Stiletto tomorrow. I need my Artie fix
thanks heidi so im sorry two weeks starting the 22nd.
No biggie Arties Favorite Hooker!!
OMG I can’t wait to hear the show tomorrow!! He’s going to die soon, ya know?! I’m so sad. I figured he was lying about alot of stuff… he’s such a big fat loveable loser!!!
What a shock, Artie’s a lieing piece of shit..Is the sky really blue?!
i cant wait to hear the news about this, im still on “akorn”.
Ok, here is Freude’s take:
His daddie was his hero and died a long, painful death because Artie let him down and wasn’t there to hold the ladder.
He has no reason to hold up his end of a bargain. He lets everyone down: his mother, sister, Dana, employers, co-workers, friends, and fans.
The dumb bastard will not be happy until he kills himself in a long, arduous process; similar to the road his father traveled.
Ok you Fat Fisherman, die already so that I can get my job back.
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Jackie Puppet hit it on the nose…
Doesn’t Artie realize all these people care for him? Sure his problems make for great radio, but I think everyone would rather have a sober Artie who is not on the path of destruction (except for maybe Jackie Martling)
I have never been wrong. Just ask my exwife Nancy!
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I can understand everybody being pissed and disappointed in Artie but quite frankly everybody needs to back up off of him. He said he only lied about therapy to get everybody off his back. It’s typical addict behavior. Everybody on the damn show needs to quit trying to control him! He’s a grown man! Howard and Robin think that whatever works for them will work for Artie but he’s not anything like either of them. And by the way, did they hammer Robin about being fat all those years? Gary is the only one who ever has the balls to bring it up! She has no right saying ANYTHING to Artie about his unhealthy habits. Howards’ so fucking neurotic he can’t get through life without therapy-what makes him the authority on what will work for Artie? Chess-puh-lease!
I think Robin is very, very angry over being lied to by Artie in the past…and it pisses her off even more that Artie is now making money off the deception by admitting the truth in his book.
Anyone that thinks Artie isn’t back on the shit, simply doesn’t understand the anatomy of addiction.
2 words seem to be missing when discussing the Fat Fisherman and his constant excusses: ACCOUNTABILITY and RESPONSIBILITY.
Artie needs to be held accountable by his boss….Howard. If that means being let go, so be it. This is nothing new to the Baby Gorilla. This is what finally happened at Mad TV. Howard loves to bust balls, accuse and point out people’s faults. However, he hates to be a bad guy off air. He avoids conflict…..remember how he would lock himself in a room/office in his basement when he was married to Alison and serf the internet for cyber sex.
Finally, Artie needs to be held responsible for his actions. If he is infact using again, I have got to believe the execs at Sirius are scouring his contract for a morals clause. For Christ sake, in the last year he flew to Amsterdam and Afghanistan. Anybody want to take a guess as to what he was doing in the Heroin capitals of the world??!!
If anyone else on this site requests that we give the Fat Fisherman another break I am going to scream.
GROW UP ARTIE.. YOU KILLED YOUR FATHER AND DESPITE YOUR WELCOMING PERSONALITY YOU HAVE ALIENATED EVERYONE THAT HAS EVER CARED FOR YOU!!!!!!
Besides, I need a real paying job.
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Anybody else get the vibe off Robin that she’s had it with Artie? I mean, in the sense that she’s sick of his shit, and she’s tired of it being “The Artie Lange Show featuring Howard Stern and the Once Funny Before She Became a Left Wing Pro-Obama Lunatic News with Robin Quivers?”
My point being: Artie could drop dead tomorrow and Robin would get over it really, really, REALLY fast?
There goes that alpharaider drinking the Artie Kool aid again!
Robin, the UPPITY BITCH is just jealous of how everyone loves Artie and hates her. She is a waste of skin. What has she ever done in her life other than shoot Folger’s up her ass daily. Artie is the BEST!! Everyone has problems in their life, not all of us are on air getting railed for it. they should be glad Artie is on drugs and doesn’t show up, it gives them hours of radio bitching about him. He is still, by far, the funniest guy that has ever been or will be on the show. If it wasn’t for everyone getting in his shit, he would be just fine and happy, using, drinking and living his life. Where does it say you can’t do that? You’re and adult and should be able to do what you want, he only lies because the Holy pair, Robin and Howard have to prove that they are perfect and he is flawed.
You GO ALPHARAIDER!
I AM GETTING ANOTHER GLASS OF KOOL-AID, WANT SOME??
Let’s just hope he kills himself before the end of this contract. I need a job.
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what about jokehunt? i thought it made you millions?
Howard and Robin WISH they could let themselves have a good addiction, other than being OCD and the coffee flush. A good drug addiction would actually help them become real people.
And there goes Petey not reading for fucking content again. What’s your beef with me? I wasn’t defending the gorilla-I was saying the people telling him how to live his life are fucked up in their own way and should just shut the hell up. It’s good radio but wasted breath-Art has to help HIMSELF and straighten up or Howard has to grow a pair of kiwis and let his ass go.
I think Robin might be jealous of Artie too … its hard to say because if she was so jealous of Artie, she would have hated Howard a long time ago for getting top billing when she was there the whole time.
As for Artie still on drugs, I don’t know. I’d like to think he is “clean” but the more attention is paid the more is he likely to have another binge and maybe this time not survive.
As for lying to get people off your back… shit, I do that but its not because im an addict, i dont do drugs, its my way of skirting responsibility and getting people off my shit.
Regardless, Robin is a bitch.
That’s pretty much what I was trying to say, artiefan. Art’s more likely to start snortin’ H again when he’s constantly being accused of it. I mean, why not if that’s what everybody believes. It’s a perfect excuse for him to throw back at them if/when he uses again, too.
I think Artie should go over to Howard’s and play chess-it’ll ruin the game for Howard. Artie will immediately start baggin’ on chess and have a pawn up is nose within an hour!
or he go gay, either way it would be a good story
Him and Mike start vacationing in Disneyland together.
Robin wouldn’t dare say anything about Howard, if it wasn’t for him, she would be doing the news on some AM station somewhere and be a fat, no yacht, no jet ski, no corvette annoying bitch like she is now, without the uppity part.
I agree with Alpha, get off his fucking back or fire him. Don’t keep him around as the but of all your jokes when he fucks up, like I said I think they like when he doesn’t show up or relapses so they can all tell him what he SHOULD do.
Yea, about that High Pitch Homo. I have heard more from that asshole since he came out of the closet than I have ever!! He is a fucking idiot. What now that everyone knows your a homo, you are a big part of the show. I wish they all gave him a bunch of shit like they do to everyone else who is gay, they were too nice.
Looking through some other links on this website and a couple others (fuck, am i pathetic!) I pieced together a little ’slice’ of BabyGorillas life:
Past thursday he went out at midnight gambling with some longshoreman buddies of his. He didnt get back till 7-8am on friday and did a radio interview on some cheeseball radio show. He sounded hung over as hell.
My guess is same thing happened earlier this week. Him calling in ’sick’ was just a way to sleep off the booze.
I think the ‘booey hit it on the head about Robin, call her what you like but she is loyal to the show, same with Fred, and I dont think they enjoy the way Artie has a take it or leave it attitude. I understand Howie saying Artie comes and goes, its no big deal…But I think this last bout of ’sickness’ has Robin finally off Team Artie.
I noticed today, too, that Artie offered more than once to take a drug test and offered his hair and nobody said ANYTHING about it. What will they have to talk about if Art proves he’s clean? You can go to any drugstore and buy drug specific over-the-counter drug tests-why don’t THEY put up or shut up?!
Everything changes, nothing ever lasts and stays exactly the same.
What started out as a fun train ride, had morphed into a three ring circus. Now its down to a more intimate affair, but the same lovable clowns are still entertaining us.
We real fans stuck with the train then, we will stick with it until its final ride is over and we all get off at the last stop.
Until then, enjoy.
Hey Jackie Puppet, I think I speak for everyone when I say can it on the “WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO” after every freaking message. We get your stupid little joke.
By the tune of his voice u knew that he is not saying the truth!
Even worse than Robin not being funny or entertaining in the least, is everytime it seems that Howard/Artie/Fred are in the middle of saying something interesting or funny, she steps all over their line. You’ve got 3 really funny, smart people and they’re about to make a good point or joke or whatever and right at the payoff you hear that wenches annoying fucking voice drowning them out, “WELL THAT’S LIKE THE TIME I TOOK MY BOAT OUT AND IT STARTED RAINING AND SO I BEGA…” –Shut the fuck up you horrible, horrible person!
Wow what surprise, Artie not going to therapy..
i did’nt hear the show today however after looking at Howard Stern.com and seeing the little blip about it it seems like a great loss of a great comic in the making. It seems Artie is trying his best to go out in a blaze of glory much like Belushi did. Such an event will no doubt be a true bummer for all the fans and loved ones alike. Hey Art, just make sure you write the next book first for our enjoyment …
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Listening to the replay its clear that Artie is not wanting to get help, he has simply said ‘fuck it’ in his mind and will continue doing his thing. Ah well, hope he stays around a few more years to make us laugh on the Stern Show.
Half of me thinks Artie is right, all this touchy feely ‘get a therapist’ stuff is bunko. BUNKO I SAY!
FUCK therapy…notice Howard wanted that rapper dude with the three mammas to go to therapy too???
As for that hair sample thing…remember what happened when they did it to Dan Plato? Looks like Sigmund Fraud Stern & his sycophants are out to kill our baby gorilla:(
Even we are analyzing this shit waaaaay too much. Lets get back to lovin the jokes and the fun. Fuck it, where’s my heroin?
I agree they should test him. If he wants to run his mouth and say “Test Me!” they should test him.
They should get an answer once and for all. Seat me in the “Put up, or shut up” section.
Is it just me or has the Howard Stern Show turned into the Artie therapy show. Personally I’m sick of them kissing Artie’s ass. And him being the focal point of the show.
i enjoy jackie puppets common phrase.
I agree, Dimebag-even today they’re still flogging the dead horse named therapy. Enough already! Get the test over with and shut the fuck up.