Thank you MarksFriggin for summary of the Artie recap from this morning.
Howard said that he got a call from Gary about a week ago that Artie had checked into a very intensive rehab. Howard said that he heard that his sister had sat down with him and also with Colin Quinn.
Howard said that Artie decided to check into the rehab and everything was supposed to be going great. Howard said that he told Gary to tell Stacy and Artie that he should take as much time off as he needs. Howard said he was thrilled that it was working out for him.
Howard said Artie had been sober for 12 days when he got the call. He was telling him about how he thought he had the heroin thing beat. Howard said that was after just 12 days. Howard said he had lost 20 pounds and he was getting the wheat grass enemas. Howard said that he was feeling good and feeling the best he’d ever felt.
Howard said that Artie was going to miss Monday and Tuesday and he’d be back on Wednesday. Howard wondered what kind of rehab he was in to get back that soon.
Gary said that the place is a detox place and not a rehab. It wasn’t for an addict, it was more of the kind of place that Robin would go to.
Howard said that Artie spent the weekend in Miami with Ross and not at the spa.
Gary said that he heard from Artie that he wasn’t going to be back until January 17th. Then he got an e-mail from Teddy saying that he’d be back on the 13th. He said that was going to mean a 16 day rehab. Then someone else sent him a voice mail saying he would be back on the 7th. Then he got another e-mail saying that Artie will be appearing at Caroline’s on the 9th. Gary wondered what the fuck was going on.
Examiner.com picked up on the story here 
Artie’s gone to rehab…NO NO NO
Wheatgrass enemas…WTF???
This is the end…My only friend…The end.
Back to the boring show No Artie. Howard needs to make a decision on the future of Artie’s career in Radio. good bye Artie
FALSE STORY…Artie’s out cruising the Caribbean:)
As for FeeFi…nigga please—THIS is WHY Artie’s priceless.
Just wait till he hooks up with Amy Winehouse [the future Mrs Lange?] and they Sid & Nancy it on the air!!!
Lmao this fucking baby gorilla. I could imagine him with the wheat grass enemas now.
I am shocked. What does an addict do with a 2 week vacation? a whole field of processed dope.
I turned on the radio at the tail end of the Artie story, were they just playing old phone call recordings of Artie about the rehab saga?
No Jackie Puppet statement yet?
did howard arrange the intervention or was he just attending it?
Mike:
Just got to work. What a joke. 2 weeks on vacation and he can’t make it in.
Its only a matter of time before I am back for good. Die you Fat Fisherman, Die!
OH, OH
I havent caught much of the show this morning but i did hear Howard say that he never really cared about Artie being out or anything. He knew it would might be the case when Artie signed on. As far as he is concerned Artie does his job on the show.
DIE, DIE, DIE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOO
What a suprise! Artie’s a fat loser who has a drug problem! Where’s alphadog now?!
Kick Artie out, put Jason Ellis in.
the apathy is lingering.
Looks like Artie was doing H and more. He is in a Miami Hotel.
I want to wish Peace and Luv Peace and Luv to our Baby Gorilla
you fucking whore!
how–fucked UP you are..
peace and love peace and love
Told you it was dope
There’s no hope with dope.
/ Zack and A.C.
Unbelievable. This miserable fuck better get his act together before his book signing next week. If that slob of a junkie made me waste a vacation day somebody’s going to here from my attorney!
No kidding, not a real rehab.
I’ll be working for Howard again before the end of the year.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and
OH, OH
Who cares???? I am so tired of Artie Lang. What a pathetic loser…he has everything but can’t deal with it. WAAAAAA WAAAAAA
Those magic words we’ve all been waiting for:
“ARTIE LANGE IS OFF THE WAGON AGAIN!”
Everybody better get ready for World War III.
*playing of Artie chopping up heroin sick call*
He was on it the Friday after the last show before vacation when he was on BUBBA, I called it!!!! It doesn’t take a genius……
I am reading Slash’s autobiography right now, and all I have to say is, once a Heroin addict ALWAYS a Heroin addict!!! They never seem to totally get over that shit.
He will be dead before 2010.
Petey has a fixation on my old posts that he misinterpreted to mean that I was defending and excusing the gorillas’ drug problem. He always forgets that I clearly stated that I think Artie’s fuckin’ up and not dealing with the problems he has. He’s a self-sabataging junkie alcoholic who’ll be lucky to live to see his next birthday.
Are ya done antagonizin’ me for what you misunderstood yet Pete?
Are there still people out there who will forgive the Baby Gorilla for anything and everything? This is what some of you find interesting about Artie? He uses the show to get rich and then comes and goes at his drug-addled whim? You know when he comes back from ‘rehab’, every word he sputters, between sporkfulls of butter-pecan pancakes, will be a bold-faced lie.
And yes….before you ask…of course I’m jealous. Coke is only fun when you have the whores with which to share it.
How was I misinterpreting this post from you alpha? Your giving all these medical facts and say that he could have strep throat!! If thats not gullible I don’t know what is. I’m off to my dermatologist, be back later
Alpharaider Says:
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 am
Artiefan is right-in his message he said he wasn’t get the upper GI today. He said he would probably get it done over the Christmas break.
If he’s throwing up blood he could have an ulcer-God knows the gorilla eats more than bananas plus all of the alcohol he has ingested has likely eaten several holes in his stomach. I noticed his voice sounded pretty gravelly today, too. He could have strep throat which makes you sound like shit and feel pretty crappy, too.
Fuckin’ Robin is pissing me off with her holier-than-thou attitude. Will she have the testes to say any of the shit she’s been spewing on the air today to Artie’s face when he comes in? She never does!
leave AR alone, we all wish we were as optimistic as she is. I bet she was stating that IF Artie were sick, for non drug related issues, those could be reasons. Im sure, as we all are, aware of his past.
Robin is pissing me off too!, I hate her in a sense that she is kicking Artie while he is down. Artie is over weight, obviously he needs to go to a rehab, not necessary for drug use. But again thats me thinking, who knows what Artie is up to.
i was actually thinking Robin wasnt that bad today.
artie is on the radio
You selectively pulled that outa your ass-how about re-posting the rest of what I said, Pete? And by the way, why the obsession with MY posts?
Lighten up there, pal. I think you need to ask your dermatologist for a referal to a plexiotomist-it’s gotta be a dark in there. Don’t forget your wheat grass enema first.
Does anyone know that they actually DID an intervention?
That was one of your exact posts from last time artie was a no-show at work. Just hate when people defend him and make excuses when he was so obviously lying and covering up his using. I was proven right again today! Chalk up another one for the good guys!
artie is 20 pounds lighter and shaved.
I’m starting to think this might be Artie’s ‘jump the shark’ moment. Did anyone really expect him to be back today…or did we all just assume that Artention-Whore Lange would figure out a way to sell out Caroline’s this weekend?
‘Too Fat To Fish: The Sequel’ began today. Expect nothing but lies when he returns, so he can clear up the truth in his next moneygrab…er…’book’.
if you can’t get your shit together after a two week vacation… my god, baby gorilla would never make it in the “real world”
OK Pete-you win.
Now go back to SFN-we’re trying to have a good time here.
What I get, in summary, is that Colin Quinn & Artie’s sister did a sort of intervention, which Artie found a way of transforming into a vacation.
Wow, Pete’s an obsessive gloater. I can’t stand “I-told-ya-so” people, especially to that extent.
I was going to say, there is no rehab I know that is only 2 weeks long, especially with all the problems he has. Anyone knows that for rehab to work, the person in question has to WANT to go, I don’t think Artie will ever WANT to get clean, he likes the party lifestyle too much. Like I said before, some people were just meant to be addicts, I can’t see him making it to 2010 unfortunately.
I forget has Colin Quinn been to rehab? I know he went to the fat camp
I haven’t been here in a while but after the past few months and today’s show any vestige of artie being any type of human being has been removed. His act is a lie, his life is a lie everything about him is bullshit. Howard is the biggest chump over this.
I believe he has, I know he has been clean for a long time, like 10 years.
Howard needs to get Norm to come in and pick up the slack while Artie gets better. Honestly, he needs a few weeks/months away from the show for the good of everybody. Bring Brad Garrett in to do a few weeks.
Pete is right though, most people are so in love with Artie they defend him till death and don’t see that he is lying out his ass, to cover his ass.
Well the 20 pounds is good. Hopefully he’ll be in Wednesday and they’ll up the episodes on Howard TV, gotta see a thinner, shaved baby gorilla.
I am not believing it until the 280lb film school fag drags his ass back to work. I am totally convinced that boredom spurs Arties relapses. If he can’t find a way to be happy at home without getting high, he isn’t going to get better.
What a crock of shit this all is. I mean there are about 5 different stories and dates of return. LIES LIES LIES. He is just doing the least amount he can to shut everyone one up and get the atta boys all over the place, until he goes on another binge. I was defending him up to this point but he is a fucking joke, sorry to say.
His mancave is a haven built around all of his addictions, how can he ever relax at home?
He needs to drown himself in top shlef vagina. Maybe get a Rock-Of-Love style show on Cinemax? If Ozzy can make it to old age, so can Artie.
If anybody is buying his bullshit, I bet you’re also buying High Pitch Mike just happened to be at Disney World at the start of Gay Week by accident, too. NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT…
He’s in Miami, he’s Tony Montana snorting H instead of coke.
PUH-LEEZE!
On the other hand…..who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? I listen to be entertained, and couldn’t give two shits about any of their lives outside of the show.
Artie can snort coke from a dead-hooker’s asshole for all I care….just be funny on the show.
Everyone knows the bananas are more ripe in Florida. Our lil simian is simply enjoying a couple more before he swings back up north.
I think over the holiday, his upper GI/bleeding ulcer were cured by liberal applications of booze and drugs. It was a holiday miracle! We should be happy for the hairy bastid.
Let’s get something straight-I’m not “in love” with Artie. I like his humor and he’s an entertaining and interesting guy. I was trying to give the poor, pathetic bastard the benefit of the doubt and did, indeed, believe that he could have a bleeding ulcer as a result of his own self abuse. Pete is fixated on my posts for some unknown reason-hell, I wasn’t the only one who expressed a little wishful thinkin’ on behalf of the baby ape but I’m well aware that the road to nowhere is leading to Artie.
I wanted the Fat Fisherman to die then, I want him to die now so that I can come back to work.
OH, OH
Alpha you know I love you
On another note, Robin is the one who needs help!! I mean a vacation full of enemas where you get a mirror to watch how much comes out of your ass??? and drinking Castrol Oil (SP) I think being addicted to Heroin is not as bad as this psycho uppity bitches habits. Give me a fucking break.
Aaahhh, thanks Pete-are you like those little boys on the playground who pull a girls’ hair to show her you like her?
Me?!?! Never
Oh Jeez-I was just listening to the replay and Howard talkin’ about how draining it is to spend the weekend with his parents cuz they’re deaf-welcome to my hell! Only with my family they want to go out to dine and no one can hear but ME and they always pick the noisiest place in the universe to go. I have to repeat everything the servers ask or say, repeat everything three times for Mom, Dad and Grandpa-by the time I get home I require at LEAST two double Jacks’ on the rocks!
As one of Arties major organs I have to say HAHAHAHA!!!…
bitches…
My book is the #1 non fiction book in the country…
..considering the book is fiction..you all are bigger chumps then howard.
I’ll be at carolines thur night. Bring a pen and your check book..
Artie missing again only adds more excitement and drama for the show and Howard probaby loves it. Hopefully Artie gets the help he needs, but I think we all know he is completely unable to get it together. Hopefully I’m wrong.
You should all be ashamed. Ashamed I say!! This website is called “Save Baby Gorilla.” Your negativity is not very constructive. You’re all jealous b/c he’s 20lbs thinner and on the road to recovery. Everyone says he should take some time off and get well. Then he takes TWO days off and you’re up his (newly slim, trim) ass.
Well I’ve had it with all of you. Signing off for the last time.
Get Bent,
Darek
HAHA Get Bent, I love that saying.
I have been positive the whole time up until this last episode, it makes me mad because I love the guy and he is letting all of his fans down.
darek will be back I promise that.