Howard Stern Show – 5/18/09

Happy Monday, everyone. I’ll be listening to the west coast show.

- Artie said Cpt. Janks owes so Little money that Artie said he doesn’t even need to do a benefit to get him out of trouble – he could just write a check. In fact, most club owners would waive the fee if they could go see Artie’s stand up. Steve Langford corrected that the amount of money is a lot more. Close to 10 – 15 thousand.

- Artie talked to Dana recently. He said they were talking about kids in the ghetto worried about Swine Flu.

- Ben Stiller and Jimmy Kimmel in studio this morning.

- Artie said he was pissed that his toast had to follow Jimmy’s at Howard’s wedding. He didn’t think someone else funny was going to speak and he had been obsessing about it just thinking he was the only one.

- Jimmy had a beef with Artie about how Artie portrayed Tom Cruise in Too Fat To Fish. He thought that Jimmy was on drugs and therefore his perspective was skewed.

- Artie said Jimmy’s cousin, Sal, always gives him sports gambling tips when he seems him.

40 Responses to “Howard Stern Show – 5/18/09”

  1. James Dumars says:

    Bengy quit the show! He called Gary and said his career wasnt advancing enough on the show.

  2. Larry Sellers says:

    Fuck his career. Looks like we have our next Biggest Loser. Howard should move JD into Benji’s chair and double the salary.

  3. artiefan says:

    Are you serious? no…

  4. James Dumars says:

    Just kidding. it would be nice, though.

  5. artiefan says:

    Oh, you bastard!

    We know this is your homework, Larry!

  6. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    dude not cool.

  7. Pgh Pete says:

    another great call

  8. FeeFi&FoFum says:

    Ben Stiller Interview…Wow, like when you have a HUGE pimple that hurts like hell, but you enjoy the FUCK out of squeezing it. Finally got that little knot out inside there!

  9. Artie's Taint says:

    BG on FIYAAA!

  10. Cupcake says:

    &^*%$&^$%(()^(*%!!! my radio died – and i just paid for 3 more months – my heart hurts:(

  11. artiefan says:

    Motherfuckers! Its really lame when you buy a lifetime subscription on it dies.

  12. Cupcake says:

    i am a big fan of stiller and kimmel, maybe i can download it somewhere? i paid so i won’t feel guilty

  13. artiefan says:

    I gotcha hun.

  14. FeeFi&FoFum says:

    I cant stand when boot lipped Robin says ‘Police responed to a ‘nine-eleven’ call…’ You dumb cunt its NINE-ONE-ONE…

  15. Alpharaider says:

    Ah Cupcake-that sucks AND blows. Can’t you listen online?

  16. robins boob sweat says:

    Daner talking to artie again is proof positive that bitches just love money. There is no other explanation.

  17. Larry Sellers says:

    I agree, no one allows themselves to be treated that badly unless they have the proper motivation. Daner is on the wrong side of 30 and she will fold to whatever Artie demands to ensure that she gets to crap out a kid. That will connect her and Artie’s money forever.

  18. Cupcake says:

    AR – i guess they changed something with the subscriptions, online is no longer free and i tried the free trial once before and it didn’t included Howard.

    my receiver was refurb so warranty is over, i’m looking for an affordable replacement home system – really affordable as i’m not working right now:)

  19. artiefan says:

    If you could do online buy itself i’d almost recommend that. I dont have a working receiver at the moment. I only listen online.

  20. artiefan says:

    Charging for online. Its a fucking rip off. We were supposed to get Premium audio, but I can’t hear any difference. And there still is the Standard and Premium buttons on the online player, but only Standard works.

  21. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    the title of the show is removed.

  22. Alpharaider says:

    I know, AF-sounds the same. I would like an explaination of what “premium audio” was supposed to mean. I renewed my subscription before the deadline so I didn’t have to pay for online. I wonder if that will happend next year or if I’ll have kick down the 13 clams a month if I want to listen online. Seems pretty ballsy of Sirius to stick it to ya twice.

  23. Cupcake says:

    even when i could listen online, my Time Warner internet sucks – i have called and they swear i am running @ optimum speed and i even made them replace the modem but any streaming aud or vid is not good – i can’t even get through a 2 min youtube vid.

    i wish they would put it on itunes – i would even pay a buck a day to download the show.

  24. Alpharaider says:

    I’m goin’ on a shootin’ spree! These damn peecocks are makin’ me nuts! I can’t even leave my garage door open-they come in and shit in my garage! They ate everything I planted while I was gone last week :-[

  25. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    i thought the interview with stiller was boring and then artie was sick of the ass kissing and question redirecting that he finally just was like, fuck this im saying something. It was good when the cruise section was brought up.

  26. Alpharaider says:

    My local service was sucking too so I got a Sprint air card which works great. I travel A LOT so it made more sense than having a DSL line anyway. It costs me about 10 more bucks a month but it’s worth it cuz I can get a signal anywhere and I live in BFE!

  27. Long Time First Time says:

    I haven’t heard the whole show yet, but did anyone else hear Artie talking (I believe it would have been around 7 am) about the status of his “rehab”. Artie’s shrink told him that in order for his “rehab” to work, he has to treat his underlying problems and begin to learn ways to deal with the temptation that exists everywhere in the real world. In other words, “YOU CAN’T BEAT ADDICTION BY HIRING A COUPLE OF EX-POLICEMEN TO WATCH YOU 24-7 AND GIVING YOUR BLACKBERRY TO YOUR MOTHER!!” Surprise, surprise. Seems to me that this is EXACTLY why Dr. Drew expressed such grave concern over Artie’s self-defined “rehab”. Of course, they somehow used that discussion (in particular Robin, who’s narcissism is never more apparent than when she gets a chance to trash Dr. Drew) as another excuse to trash Dr. Drew.

    In this discussion, Artie also admitted that, when Howard first gave him the shrink recommendation, Artie only had two face-to-face appointments with the guy and talked to him on the phone three other times (prior to the past two weeks when he is now allegedly actually going to the guy regularly). Howard still doubts Artie saw the guy even that much.

  28. robins boob sweat says:

    Guys, plenty of places available to download the shows as mp3. Won’t list here, just search around. Also you can record the show on your computer with fairly inexpensive software, which is what I do, but I do not post the file. Listen anytime I want, and can fwd rewind also. Good luck…

  29. Cupcake says:

    AR – i am def getting an aircard when i find work (hopefully i will get one from the company) but right now with the $ i spend on my blackberry service and all that, it’s too much. i can actually use my blackberry as a modem but it’s so slow/=

    i just need a new S50 receiver (i have the car kit and exec system), so if anyone knows where i can get a reliable one by itself for cheap please advise!

    i know Jimmy is doing well on TV but he would be a great Artie replacement if needed – he did sports on my local station (KROQ) for years and he was great! that was when Adam Corolla was on too…i miss those days.

  30. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    CreepyPete sucked again.

  31. Cupcake says:

    RB – i’m not good with navigating sites like Limewire and all that stuff, every link i find goes nowhere

  32. Artie's Sweaty Balls says:

    Cupcake,
    I just bought an S50 on eBay but i paid like $100. My house and both cars were already set up for an S50 so I just bought another receiver.

  33. Alpharaider says:

    Check out amazon.com and craigslist-both probably have decent deals on used equipment.

  34. Sal Monella says:

    Has The Stern Show become The Artie Show? Everyday we discuss his addiction. Artie looked good on SNL, but needs to cut and dye his hair. His hair looks like a bird’s nest. I bet Artie had a celebratory cupcake after Will Ferrel announced his name, and someone yelled it out in the crowd.

  35. Sal Monella says:

    Just call Sirius!!! Explain your situation with your broken radio, and that you will be forced to quit since you can’t afford a new one. In most cases, they will send you a brand new replacement. It is not an S50, but one of their basic basic models. For free, you cannot complain!!

  36. Pgh Pete says:

    go blow a fag hooker

  37. Alpharaider says:

    Where ya been Pete? Got a job now? You haven’t been hangin’ around SBG much lately. What did you call in about today? Please tell me it wasn’t about Beth………

  38. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    CreepyPete once again was trying to stir the pot. This time everyone didnt buy into his bull shit and hung up on him.

  39. Artie's Butt Hair says:

    There’s always been something about Ben Stiller that makes me want to punch him in the face. Artie is so awesome for telling him off a little. Go Artie. Don’t back down. Tom Cruise is a dick.

  40. TwaTwaTwatter says:

    I think you mean “likes a dick”.

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