Tuesday’s Show
- Artie talked about being on SNL / MadTV on the same night. He said he didn’t know he was going to do that. He went to see Norm MacDonald and was backstage during the last sketch when he was told anyone famous needs to walk out on the set during it. He was also told to go back on stage during the end goodbyes.
He went to SNL and the after party with no bodyguards. He said he drank water all night, with no temptation. However, he is smoking a lot of cigarettes. He said he wanted to invite a 25 yr old girl to the show but he didn’t have a cell phone (even though he has 7 of them). So he had to borrow Craig Gass’ cell phone to call the girl.
- Jesse Ventura in the 7am hour. (Try to keep the political BS to a minimum please)
Who will be the next bodybuilder or wrestler to run for Governor? The Rock?
Jessie Ventura is a phony…He was a 5321 and doesnt qualify to use the term SEAL. Ventura (aka Janos) was more interested in riding around with his motorcycle club, he spent his tour in Vietnam chasing prosti’s at Po City in the Philippines. He never qualified for his Combat Action Ribbon, since he was busy with the GRO’s and swimming in Subic.
Now he is an old man that wears a tin foil hat with the rest of the deluded ‘Truthers’…Maybe the roids ate his brain away or the water in Bean-Land is affecting his judgement.
I loved Gary getting ripped for everything in the first hour. The pitch, the personal note, everything, even trying to do too much work during the commercials.. The first time Gary makes the decision not to forward on a note quickly from a celebrity, he will get railed the other way… And really, is two business days later a long time to get a note? Artie was feeding the flames… It was great.
I hate Jessie.
He was great in Predator and The Running Man…”This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.”, although I was always partial to Roddy Piper’s performance in They Live. As far as wrestler actors go anyway. I kind of like Ventura more when I hear that here all he did in Vietnam was chase horizontal vagina.
I’ve read that Ventura can use the term SEAL, although there’s some rub like he completed some training before it was changed and is called something else now so he technically doesn’t have all the training that SEALs after that change have, or something like that.
Ventura is interesting but he says some dumb things like how he thinks MMA is fake because all the street fights he sees are over in like 30 seconds. He thinks if the guys in MMA were really fighting, it would never go 3, 5 minute rounds. Yeah, but most street fights don’t take place with guys that can throw inverse triangle chokes on you in less than half a second if you rush in too quick. Maybe they last that long because both fighters know that if they get careless and rush the fight, the other guy is going to win.
Definitely Gary’s fault on that one. Put Sal in charge of a spelling game….
I guess after Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Stiller, they could only go back to the dregs of the barrel and drudge up Jesse Ventura. I’m glad I did not hear it, he is a has been blowhard. Let me guess, promoting a book/movie/tv show/car dealership appearance?
Listened to everything after JV. Overall, not much going on today.
I thought the Sal Google nitpicking was fabricated nonsense, even though Sal is in fact a retarded man child.
Oh well…Goood for yooooooooou!!!
TaTaToothey is got to be the dumbest guy out there. Who doesn’t check Sal’s work? A moron.
Just look at those choppers!!
WOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOO
yes hes back.
HAHAHAHAAAAA-I love Ralph and Artie callin’ Ventura out on the stupid “9/11 was an inside job” horseshit. He needs to make up his mind-on O’Rielly’s show last night he was calling it a terrorist attack in order to justify his hatred of Bush by sayin’ that it happened on Bush’s watch.
When did Ventura’s balls drop and he go complete bat-shit crazy?
Jessie Ventura’s Conscience Says:
May 19th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Jessie Ventura is a phony…He was a 5321 and doesnt qualify to use the term SEAL. Ventura (aka Janos) was more interested in riding around with his motorcycle club, he spent his tour in Vietnam chasing prosti’s at Po City in the Philippines. He never qualified for his Combat Action Ribbon, since he was busy with the GRO’s and swimming in Subic.
Very True. Just ask his contemporaries.
http://froggyruminations.blogspot.com/2005/08/reunion-roundup.html
Last year I watched Jesse Ventura nearly get his a$$ kicked by some of the Boys after he tried to get by with some of his “war for oil” and “I support the troops but not the war” crap.
Artie was arguing with a caller on Wrap-Up who was in the “Artie is no longer funny, should stop interrupting” Camp. The guy riled up Artie rather nicely, so much so that Artie resorted to that cheap Howard tactic of asking the caller “what do you do for a living?”, and we all know this just means “I’m better and more important than you because I make way more money than you do.” BUT, what was REALLY interesting was when Artie told the caller he makes about $4 million more than he makes.
Wow, that’s about twice as much as I thought, although I am sure this is a very good year since TFTF came out.
Oh this is great-Ba Ba and Sal the Retard fightin’!
How in the world has baba stoopid stayed employed for all these years?
How has Sal survived this far in life!?
I’m throwing up. “Beth is the greatest, nicest person in the world” segment, on the East Coast replay…
Here goes Artie with his stereotypes ..”Jersey Italian girl”
I am just throwing this out there… what if one of Howard’s daughters has a kid before Beth does? I posed that question to my co-worker Jim this morning and he agreed that it would put the Howard’s marriage into a tailspin. This is Artie talk here, but what do you guys think?
I am not trying to start up some hatin, but man Howard needs to work a little harder on his interviewing techniques.
He asks two basic questions: How much money do you make/have? & Who have you had sex with? The rest of the interview involves harranguing the guest into answering those two questions.
I actually was interested in the Ben Stiller interview (who is usually like a cardboard cutout when spoken to) when Artie started bringing up filming Mystery Men and the argument about Tom Cruise…Of course Howard ruined it by bringing up Faggie Houser. Sigh.
@ FeeFi: You are dead on balls accurate with that assessment of Howard’s interviewing skills. This was brilliant 20 years ago when no one dared asked these questions of celebrities. Now, who gives a shit who gives a fuck?
This line of questioning really irked me when he did this to Paul McCartney; it sounded weird and creepy to ask a 60-something old man sex questions, let alone the fact that PM is a living legend and deserved better than the same ol same ol from Howard.
I think Howard’s right, might be time to hang up the mic after all.
Beth is so beautiful, so special, her shit turns to gold, her piss can cure cancer………
Look FeeFi, I agree with you to a point, I think Howie is a good interviewer, and when he knows a particular douche bag (Ben Stiller) won’t talk about alot of things, he reverts to that to try to have fun. BS is too A list to give an honest interview, I was almost surprised that he mini-dissed Ellen. The interview with Jesse Ventura is a whole lot better.
Listenin’ to Ventura again-I don’t see how he got away with riding with the Mongols while still in the military. It’s against the UCMJ! They are a criminal organization just like the H.A.’s, Vagos, Sundowners, any three piece patch for that matter! And how could he NOT know that they are still at war?? There are a shitload of both of these loser bikers here in Northern Nevada and they are constantly in the news. Also the only way to get out of any outlaw club is to retire your patch or get kicked out, which is pretty bloody.
God and he’s an apologist for every fuckin’ scumbag organization on the planet! We need to understand why the Somali pirates are attacking ships??!!! Give me a goddamn break!
why dont any of you pussy’s bashing stern grow some balls and call in to tell him yourself!!!
The fake Pete is right. It takes alot of balls to call someone on the phone.
It takes even more luck to actually get through on the phone.
Ventura is a washed up SEAL, wrestler and politician. He is almost as irrelevant as I am. And god damnit I’m a puppet that became useless when Billy left the show!
As for his assertion that 911 was an inside job, he needs to read the article that Popular Mechanics put out dispelling all of the inside job plot bullshit once and for all. The only thing he ever blew up was the Hulkster’s 3 inch rod.
Oh, OH
And hey everyone, I’m back. You can listen to my Jokehunt tonight at 7 on Howard 101. Get it, Joke….Hunt!!
WOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i guarantee none of you fools even try to call in, rather bash from a distance
Not that far… the internet brings us closer together
I haven’t bashed Howard but I would call and bag on him for his two subject interviews if I had the time on my hands to sit on hold, however, I work for a living
Pete:
I call and have no problem criticizing. For the most part, I just try and beg for my job back.
Die you fat Fisherman, DIE!
Oh, OH
I bash people all the time but don’t feel the need to get in their face about it. Seems telling it like it is would result in getting punched in the face more often than not. I try not to judge people…
well it does help that i sit around all morning with nothing better to do and have the special line to call in, but i have a feeling most others schlubs on here have nothing better to do also
Pete,
Caught your call on the replay yesterday……
CRASHED AND BURNED!!!!
they all cant be homeruns douchebag
Please don’t feed this fuckin’ troll. He isn’t the Pitts. Pete caller from the show, he is an impersonator of that douche…now that is pathetic.
your even dumber than i originally thought sellers
Well the nice thing about a forum like this is that WE DON’T HAVE TO WAIT ON THE LINE FOR HOURS TO GET THROUGH! I’ve tried calling the Stern show for years, and gave up a long time ago, cuz I could never get through. Rotten luck? Probably. I’m not gonna’ bash anyone who does have the time to wait on hold, but I don’t, so I gave up a long time ago. A day like today I was able to work from home; work laptop open, personal laptop open with Sirius online playing; which is why I can post alot today. But this isn’t a normal day for me. Additionally, there are days when THIS FORUM is actually funnier than the show – so bonus!
2 minutes for you to reply… are you sitting at home just hitting refresh?
well when u actually get through and have a couple good calls u get a special line where u dont have to sit and redial a thousand times…it pays to be a good caller
3 minutes for you asshole, gee u must be doing the same fuckin idiot
WTF! Did I just hear that NBC is droppin’ “My Name is Earl”??? I love that stupid show
Oh sweet-I guess Fox is pickin’ it up! I’m happy again! Hmmmm-what does it say about me when watchin’ “My Name is Earl” determines my degree of happiness……….
Hahaha-Jesse “I’m against all torture” Ventura rides with the Mongols who dish out torture to anyone who crosses them or fails to pay for their drugs and beats their whores senseless . What a fuckin’ hypocrite.
Has anybody been listening to the afternoon and evening replays? Howard 100 News has picked up the latest BIG STORY… specifically, is the new Artie talking and cutting off Howard too fucking much?? I am not saying I agree…. just pointing out the “news” has been all over it.
…and to Pete: This may be hard to believe but some of us actually have jobs. Only you and Ralph and Sam Simon have the lifestyle and/or independent wealth that allows you to spend the morning lounging around and sitting on hold for hours on end. Don’t get me wrong, I’m jealous, but, until I hit the lottery, I’m going to have to live vicariously through your brilliant calls.
My Name is Earl is not as good as the first couple of seasons, but I would miss those lovable characters. Great news to see they are going to Fox!!!! I am sick of shows being canceled after 4 seasons, just so they can be in full syndication.
Is anybody listening to the nighttime replay of the show? Instead of Robin’s news and the Wrap-Up show from today, they are playing the segments from last Wednesday. WTF is that all about? I bet the XM subscribers getting a freebie this week are loving that.
Jesse may be crazy, but he’s entertaining as hell. Great interview