Thanks to “Tracy”, TMZ is reporting that Artie Lange was arrested today for suspicion of DUI after he got into a car accident.
TMZ UPDATE:
Cops say Artie was driving a 2009 Nissan Sentra when he rear-ended a 2004 Pontiac. He was charged with DUI and careless driving.
A Nissan Sentra – Where is Mercedes? Is it getting fixed from the airport hit and run?
- More information on Artie’s arrest at App.com
- Perez Hilton makes one of his gay photoshop pictures for the story
Apparently fatass drove into another car. Bwahaha to the suckers who bought his sobriety.
Holy ass the baby gorilla went and did it…IF he was drunk why the hell didn’t he get someone else to drive? Now we’ll have to listen to Holier than thou Howard and Robin jump all over him Monday…if he’s allowed back on. Is this the final straw?
Three words : Court Ordered Rehab
I leave in Union Station and my neighbor told me he saw Artie back home with this bad guy we grew up with named Matt Cukras. That is a recipe for disaster!
Why shouldn’t Howard and Robin give him shit? I don’t remember them getting arrested for drunk driving lulz.
See what happens when they close the Y and he can’t shoot dope… I mean hoops.
Haha…at TMZ : “Filed under: Howard Stern, drunks”
This guy needs serious help. He should just stick to drinking and he would be fine aslong as he can control himself….oh wait after typing that I realize that he is a self destructive depressed monster that can’t control himself.
I hope he lives cause he’s a funny man
Fat ass is hiding major closeted homosexuality. I have never seen such a classic case. His constant homophobia, becoming fat, drugs….SO OBVIOUS. Artie’ GAY GAY GAY
Big deal. Keep your head up Artie and stay strong brother, Fuck all the haters.
“Fat ass is hiding major closeted homosexuality. I have never seen such a classic case. His constant homophobia, becoming fat, drugs….SO OBVIOUS. Artie’ GAY GAY GAY”
Stop pushing your BS gay agenda.There is no such thing as “homophobia.” There ARE people that do not approve of certain homosexual lifestyles. they are not ’scared’ of anything.
There goes Monday’s entire show.
The one thing I love about this is that we truly find out what’s in BG’s system. No more guessing if he’s sober, at least right now.
Yeah, pump his stomach Rod Stewart style.
He ain’t gonna be able to buy his way outa rehab this time! What the fuck was the big dummy drivin’ for anyway? It’s not like he doesn’t have enough people around that he could either have someone drive him or at the very least call a fuckin’ cab! I think the herion and cocaine left potholes in his grey matter.
artie= john belushi
Yucko is gonna be pissed. His benefit was supposed to be next week on the 16th. Maybe Artie can get them a good deal on a FEMA trailor.
http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-10-busted-howard-stern-sidekick-arrested-for-dui
oh god artie! I love you man, but WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Race for stupid comments in on at
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/10/artie-lange-arrested-for-suspicion-of-dui/
gotta love it!
Please let Artie be free by Monday.
PS Artie could be gay, but really, other than his homophobia, any evidence of him being gay? There’s more evidence that Scott the Republican is gay than Artie.
not that there is anything wrong with that.
Awesome:
38. To all you assholes that think this isn’t funny. Screw you. You’re not comedians so you don’t know funny. I heard that when they got to the police station everyone hugged him and said he killed.
Posted at 3:18PM on Jul 10th 2009 by Bent Knee
nothing makes me chuckle more then blind faith, but after reading this, I’m not laughing at all. The guy has a huge problem and it’s been obvious with his rapid weight loss, inability to quiet down, anger and “love” with his “25 year old pussy”.
I like Artie, but I don’t love the guy, however, love him or not, you can not make a joke or a stupid comment like this one.
Funny Twins Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Big deal. Keep your head up Artie and stay strong brother, Fuck all the haters.
BIG DEAL?!! BG got lucky this time he didn’t hurt himself or god forbid , someone else. It’s bad enough that , physically, BG has been hurting himself, but this incident had the potential to hurt,maybe even kill, an innocent person.
I’m not sure how ANY of you can make a joke or a “wah” or any kind of comment like that about this incident. I wish BG the best, but I feel it’s time to fade out of the spotlight for about a year and go to rehab and serious therapy. The guy just doesn’t want to get better. people…and with all this attention on him……he still doesn’t care…to me that’s a scary thing.
I’m going to give a lil support by saying that dui, although a serious crime, are sometimes stupid. People can have two beers and get a dui when taking a breathlizer. I’m sure 99 percent of us can drive after drinking as low as that.
The only problem I have with this is that he is all about this socalled sobriety. He needs to get help and stop telling us all these grandiose lies about it.
I hear my phone ringing. He will be visiting me soon
something seems odd here.. if you look at the TMZ update it says he was driving a 2009 Nissan Sentra…. Artie can’t fit in a Sentra…. why wouldn’t he be in his Benz? also, i think we would have heard if he drank while in vegas; so if he didn’t why would he start in Toms River?
Guess the stuff they said about vegas isnt that far off now is it?
I was so excited for Mondays show and now it is going to have an hour centered around Artie! DANG!
There is soooo much more Stern can talk about!
@Larry Sellers – that was funny — and unfortunately, appropriate.
@delaware dealer – funny as well
On the broad subject of DUIs – it’s not funny that thousands of people are paying to support a police state for the ridiculous .08 laws. How about we stop arresting people for potential crimes and just *really* throw the book at ‘em when injury occurs? Death penalty for DUI manslaughter seems fair to me, since you know you are drinking before you get behind the wheel. But .08? Really? How about cops pull over every old person weaving or teen texting (elbow on the wheel) and charge with a felony?
I don’t *ever* drink and drive and I’m glad that I never hurt anyone those many years ago when I wasn’t responsible enough to do the right thing.
I knew it, there is no way he is seeing a therapist, now a dui. It is sad, very sad. He is a lost soul with no hope. A dui will only further his demise, just another cautionary tale of fame and wealth. I once thought he would be alright, but no longer. #1 rule when your rich and famous, Do not Fucking drive, EVER!
Question – does anyone think he’s really seeing a therapist?
UPDATE: Cops tells us Artie was driving a 2009 Nissan Sentra when he rear-ended a 2004 Pontiac. He was charged with DUI and careless driving.
more funnies from TMZ:
66. What are people so upset about? The guy tried to kill himself before. He’s had cocaine and heroin addictions. DUI is actually a step in the right direction at this point. Things are looking up!!
Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 10th 2009 by Jason Korbus
67. Too bad he didn’t run into a telephone pole at 100 mph. What a waste of human skin.
Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 10th 2009 by YLG
68. Good for you Artie, staying sober is for losers.
Posted at 3:39PM on Jul 10th 2009 by LilBucK
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I can’t understand how people hate Artie so much. I’d never want the show without Artie, just without Artie being an asshole. Too bad you can’t do heroin in some safe, moderate manner.
the blind faith continues……………I don’t get it.
Isn’t this what addicts do? Over and over again? Missing his own roast because he was strung out wasn’t rock bottom enough? Losing perhaps the only woman who is/was is soul mate wasn’t enough? Jail, losing his job, near suicide, not enough?? This is the epitome of addiction, denial, and total lack of self respect. The guy just doesn’t feel he is worthy of anything but an addict’s life – consequences be damned.
Monday we’ll hear all the bullshit on HSS about how he was doing so well, yada, yada. And howard will spew the usual “let artie do what arties gonna do” crap?? Ok, before or AFTER he kills someone?
Any fool knows you can’t trust a junkie!! Sirius is enabling him by not firing him. I hope they have the balls to finally do it.
@robins boob sweat, as much as I like you, he didn’t miss his own roast.
The answer for junkies is not firing them. Putting addicts in jail is the way to make money in corporate prisons. However, firing him because he’s an asshole to guests might be acceptable.
The sleeping during Joan Rivers interview should’ve been a clue. Of course, that’s the Artie I like the best
Could this be New Pussy’s car?
@alpharaider maybe he bought her a car then went over after drinking to take it back. don’t want to start any wild rumors…
Was bound to happen, just didnt think it would take this long. lolololol
Poor bastard lol
Rear-ended a 2004 Pontiac while doing what? Texting, mixin’ a drink, snortin’ heroin?
He’s likely already out of jail-he didn’t hurt anyone so all he’ll have to do is post bail and be release to Helicopter Mike considerin’ they’re not gonna let him drive home
Comedian Artie Lange charged with DWI in Toms River
July 10, 2009
TOMS RIVER – Bad boy radio personality Artie Lange was charged with driving under the influence of an intoxicant and with careless driving today after police responded to a minor traffic accident.
A police detective discovered Lange at the scene of a minor motor vehicle collision at Silver Bay and Brand avenues, reported at about 1:30 a.m., said Capt. Steve Henry.
Lange, 41, scheduled to appear at the Ocean County Library here Saturday night, was charged with driving under the influence by Patrolman Brian Jarka based on an assessment done at the police station, Henry said.
“There was no indication that he was under the influence of illicit drugs,” Henry said.
But he was under the influence according to the psychological and physical assessment, Henry said. A laboratory sample was taken to substantiate the assessment, Henry said.
Detective John Bajcic was driving in the Silverton section when he came up to the minor accident and stopped to investigate.
“Mr. Lange was 100 percent cooperative,” Henry said.
Patrolman Gary Flynn responded to the reported crash and Lange was taken to police headquarters.
Lange is scheduled to appear at the main branch of the Ocean County Library 7 p.m. Saturday to discuss his New York Times best-seller, “Too Fat to Fish.”
A former star of the television show “MADtv,” Lange also has appeared in the movies “Dirty Work,” ‘Elf,” ‘Old School” and “Beer League,” which he also co-wrote and produced.
http://www.app.com/article/20090710/NEWS/90710069/-1/FRONTTABS01/Comedian+Artie+Lange+charged+with+DWI+in+Toms+River
Thanks for that Larry.
I can’t wait to hear what Artie has to say about Patrolman Gary Flynn. Hope he has a clean background …
I worked at BA for five years I know a ton of police between Belmar and AC. ROTFLMAO!!!! I can’t wait to hear what happened….somehow I see an anti climatic answer….
2009 Nissian i wonder who that is registered to…ADRIAN!!!!
That article kinda makes it sound like Artie got profiled. “under the influence according to the psychological and physical assessment”, I just don’t like the sound of it. Lets see the dirty piss/blood sample.
It’s standard say your alphabet backwards, count backwards from 100, they will have to have every t crossed and I dotted for fatboy…he’s loaded..
literally!!!
@larry sellers – artie would make a great mark for a corrupt police operation – especially if they didn’t realize he was famous at first.
I’d love it if it turns out his piss/blood = clean. It’s certainly possible and if he was clearly intox’d they will probably release the video/pictures soon.
I know it’s wishful thinking. If he was clean, nobody will ever believe it when he says so – until the tests come back.
I heard the guy he hit in the other car was Joe Buck
Elvis of Dallas (dot) com Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
@larry sellers – artie would make a great mark for a corrupt police operation – especially if they didn’t realize he was famous at first.
I’d love it if it turns out his piss/blood = clean. It’s certainly possible and if he was clearly intox’d they will probably release the video/pictures soon.
I know it’s wishful thinking. If he was clean, nobody will ever believe it when he says so – until the tests come back.
YOU’RE KIDDING RIGHT?
Yes
actually I should’ve used XML
just a few months ago on the show Artie said he would lie about being sober if he needed to, to keep his job – o it’s not like we weren’t warned.
i set up my news alerts the day they went on vaca for this reason (and of course got nothing on this incident). an addict is an addict.
i feel sorry for the guy but i still love him:)
I been reading the SFN thread on Artie’s DUI and wow, they are having the time of their lives. I make no secret that I’m not crazy about BG, but the hate over there could make the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters return !!
(i’m an 80’s baby , sue me!)
@DBBJ SFN = worthless. Don’t even check it out anymore. There’s more insight and humor on the tiny collection of comments here at SBG.
PS – great reference Marshmallow Man …
<3 it
I did a marshmallow man photoshop with artie a long time ago… trying to find it.
It was a really shitty one:
LMAO AF…hilarious….read that they will make GB3 with all new cast and the old cast will just appear as mentors….grrrr
bad enough they are re-making The Karate Kid into the Kung Fu Kid with JACKIE CHAN as Mr. Miyagi and Will Smith’s bratty kid as “Daniel-Son”
who’s the villain “Johnny” …Zac Efron? is the love interest “Miley Cyrus”?
sweep the leg Zac !!
I just played the Ghostbusters Demo on xbox today. Its pretty good. All the real voices
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2009/07/artie_lang_howard_stern_sideki.html
TOMS RIVER — Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange was charged with driving under the influence after he crashed his car into another vehicle in Toms River this afternoon.
Lange, 41, was driving a leased 2009 silver Nissan Sentra on Silver Bay Road around 1:30 p.m. when he rear-ended a car stopped to make a left turn onto Brand Road while he intended to proceed straight, said Toms River police Capt. Steven Henry. The second car, a silver 2004 Pontiac Grand Am, was occupied by two 18-year-old males from Toms River, Henry said. Both vehicles sustained minor damage but no one was injured, he said.
At the scene, the investigating officer determined Lange appeared to be under the influence, Henry said, noting that police could not immediately determine whether there was alcohol or drugs allegedly involved.
Lange, who lives in Roseland, was arrested and charged with careless driving and driving under the influence, Henry said.
He said Lange was released at 4:45 p.m. but the Nissan would be impounded for 24 hours.
Henry did not know why Lange, who was alone in the car, was in Toms River but said he is known to have friends who live in the township.
He said Investigating Officer Brian Jarka recognized the comedian, who Henry said acted like a “complete gentleman” and was “very cooperative” with authorities.
Lange is scheduled to appear Saturday night at the Toms River branch of the Ocean County Library for a discussion and signing of his book, “Too Fat To Fish,” to benefit the library.
i wonder if their is a demo for that game for PS3….I’ll have to check
I bet you its a rental car for his Mercedes is probably getting fixed from when it got tagged in the airport parking lot
@AF – now i have a cool new avatar for Twitter – hope that’s ok with you.
Long live BG and SBG.com
There goes the neighborhood!
At least he’ll have some fresh material & a new chapter for the 2nd book.
I’m more sad about this then Michael Jackson dropping dead.
Im more sad about that squirrel dead in the road than MJ
I’m more sad that MJ is on the news still. Anyone remember that the bankers are screwing us?
It will come back positive for coke, as I have said here several times he’s back doing. You can’t lose weight that quickly without some “help”. Unless he’s doing meth/speed, which it may be too.
In any event, we’ll get more outright lies and/or empty promises come Monday. Hooray!
lol@Kristin
get the blinders on people, it’s “remorseful Artie” Monday.
Maybe Artie was so distraught about Michael Jackson, that he bought a bottle of JD & some coke and went for a spin around the neighborhood.
Heeeeeyyy Noooooowwww!!!!!! Artie’s back mother fuckers! Fiiiiiyyyahhhh! All that gay sobriety/shrink/steady girlfriend bullshit! If we’ve really only got 1.5 more years of Stern, I want Artie drinking Jack and water, snorting H, and fucking some whores. We’ve got to have one cast member on the show that has an interesting goddamn social life. ARTIE! ARTIE! ARTIE! ARTIE! ARTIE!
lol
lol, at least Darek has no illusions about BG.
Darek – I think you just posted my favorite comment of the day. although a close second is when artie got hugs at the police station and they told him he killed.
Thanks E. Yeah DBBJ, I’ve just never seen Artis as the type who was going to completely change his stripes. Just as you would never expect Sam Kinison or John Belushi to say, “Showbiz is killing me, I need an office job,” I’ve just never seen Art as the type to calm down for an extended period of time. Though I don’t think he’s quite as maniacal as those 2. Hopefully the guy at least lives to see 50.
Where was Helicopter Mike?
Artie is a fuck-up. Nothing more, nothing less. And a fuck-up will always fail. Whenever a drunk or junkie keeps talking openly about his or her sobriety they are ready to fall off the wagon. It’s like a cry for help.
Hey Fat Fuck, there is a reason why there is a thousand web sites predicting his death.
At least Monday’s show will be interesting. “Hey Artie, what happened to you over the break?”
I am listening to the History of Howard Stern and I am harkening back to the old days. F-Artie!!!!
Is it bad that we are almost delighted that our fatboy fucked up again?? Having been married to someone much like him I saw it coming-like Kristin I thought Artie was a little too jumpy and obnoxious and was droppin’ weight waayy too fast-fallin’ asleep during the Joan Rivers interview, while completely understandable, was kind of a sign. Nobody else falls asleep on the air, even when they’ve had a long night.
It’ll be interesting to hear whether he owns his behavior or tries to minimize it and try to lie his way out of it. No doubt the first thing that went through his fat head was “Ah, shit-this will be all over the news-how am I gonna get outa this one?”
This was the most interesting thing that happened in the last two weeks!
It would be great if Artie’s not an asshole and his (since being “clean”) behavior were the result of coke.
The week before vacation Artie was telling Richard he is an alcoholic and needs help. He was telling him how great life is off the Jack. Now look at fatso. Richard should rip into him on Monday.
Asbury Park Press= The worlds greatest newspaper. God Bless our local beach towns, and strike vegence on all the NY and north Jersey benny guido shit head fucks who invade my home every summer.
OFF THE WAGON!!
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OFF THE WAGON!!
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OFF THE WAGON!!
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….What’s that?!? Oh my God, that sounds like Jackie Martling’s Music!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE
I didnt know he was supposed to be at the library here it TR tonight. Wonder if he’s still gonna make it? LOL
Which excuse will we hear on Monday? (In Artie’s voice:)
- I had a jack and coke, but someone else bought it for me. OK, I had several jack and cokes. C’mon I’m on vacation!!!
- It was a fender bender, that’s it. The cops in TR love me! They were asking me to sign my book and take pictures! We were all laughing about it. EVERYBODY in rehab slips up!!! (This one is very likely)
- I had 2 beers, while on vacation, big shit.
- I used drive way drunker in my 20’s. Cops are way too uptight these days. My buddy, the crooked cop…blah blah blah…..
- I was rushing to meet my therapist back at my shore house.
- Of course I’m not on heroin, as much as would like to be.
- Of course I’m not on cocaine, haven’t done it in years.
- This is all bullshit! Fuck everybody!
its all good
Tatatoofy, i think probably the first thru the fourth statements will at one point be for sure in the first hour in one way or another. The one about driving in the 20s is one i bet he says.
anything on Howard 100 news?
Nice job dumbass, and you acted like a real prick on the JB show
@cupcake – not so far. of course, artie f’d up too late for the week in review.
remember a couple of months ago when artie was out and then the subject wasn’t mentioned when he returned for the first couple of hours?
Howard – where are you bro? Where’s that amazing interviewer we all love?
bummer, i thought maybe they’d have something if he missed that library appearance.
I think tonight is the library appearance, right?
C’mon Toms River – someone give us an eyewitness play-by-play!
Actually Elvis, it was on the Week in Review-I was listening on the way home last night and right at 5 o’clock Ralph Howard reported it. No details, just that the gorilla got arrested for possible DUI.
Yeah, Langford did a breaking news segment during HHS replays. Heard it last night.
Must have been added – the week in review airs first at 5am EST on 101 – before Jay Thomas.
Anyone post a link to the Langford segment somewhere?
PS – I wonder if Artie will hold back on Langford bashing this time.
This is gonna be a looong weekend-glad I’m off Monday!
Artie’s train was headin’ off the rails as I think everyone could tell by that last appearance on the Wrap Up Show. He was just wild and couldn’t wait to get to Vegas-kinda like they took his leash off.
Good Lord-we are all such voyeurs………
@alpharaider – it’s less risky being a voyeur than being an Artie.
I was thinking that he was way outta control when he was going on and on about everyone going to vegas with him. Either he was manic or on coke.
Like I said before, he had the cocaine cackle!
Way to go Artie:)
Hopefully you just sold another millions Sirius subs!
maybe it’s a ploy to get people to subscribe. i know i did not bother paying for july since they are only on for 2 weeks.
Haahaa Em-no homo!
Stern, dump the fat fuck and bring back the talent and return to greatness. Jackie! Jackie! Jackie!
Jokeman = trying to be funny again.
wow – i forgot that Artie was considering a reality show. i hope this whole incident was filmed
F Artie
Miss Howard TV got launched out of her convertible-on the 100 News they said she was in bad shape. Artie oughta reflect a little on how lucky his dumb ass is to not have hurt himself or anyone else. I love the fatman but DUI’s really piss me off. You have every right to do damage to yourself but when you start fuckin’ with other peoples’ lives I lose the love.
Hey Artie, take care……brush your hair & don’t forget to protect your bung-hole in the can!
Sadly, I can’t say this is a surprise. Under the best of circumstances with the best of professional help, addiction is a disease that is prone to relapse. When you create your own rehab (and the self-created rehab consists mostly of giving your Blackberry to your mom for a few weeks)… well, you don’t have to be Dr. Drew to realize that it’s almost a given that it will fail. Given how vocal Robin was in trashing Dr. Drew’s comments about Artie’s “rehab”, it will be interesting to listen to her pontificate on Monday… and let there be no doubt that she will be singing a different tune… heck, she’ll probably tell Artie to stick some coffee up his butt if he really wants to get clean.
Anyway, it is interesting that the cops are explicitly NOT calling this a drunk driving, but rather saying that he was under the influence of an “intoxicant” and that this was determined by his “appearance”. This pretty much guarantees that it was either Heroin (my bet) or Coke, unless he suddenly took up pot smoking, which is the only other thing readily apparent in such situations. Unfortunately, it also gives Artie the angle to swear that he was not on anything and that the test will come back clean… and, in time, that the test was flawed, etc., etc.
This whole thing could end up being a godsend because, as somebody said above, court-ordered rehab is definitely one possible outcome, and, frankly, from a perspective of good public policy, it would be the smartest thing to do for most, if not all, people caught for DUI. Fines and/or jail time really don’t best serve the public good, except in the case of multiple offenders (for whom, I am fine with locking them up and throwing away the key). More likely, this is just another step in the downward spiral that is BG’s life, which sucks. Love him or hate him, I would like to think that no one here (or anywhere) wishes to see his early demise and, sadly, that is where this trip ends without some serious professional intervention… and, by “professional”, I do NOT mean a paying a professional helicopter pilot/former cop to watch him 24/7.
I just remembered something funny (not ha ha funny but rather ironic). A few weeks back, Artie said on the air that he was thinking of calling Howard privately just to see how he was doing. He added that he was in such a good place mentally that he now felt like he could do things like that. Oops. Guess not.
Artie did make the library appearance. Check the link and look about halfway down. “My brother’s friend went to the library appearance and said Artie was joking about it, but wouldn’t go into details. He did specify that it was not alcohol. He also said, “I was arrested by the Toms River Police…..WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!”
Artie stated the week before vacation that major damage was done to his car that could take a couple of weeks to fix. That is why he was driving the rental car. Artie will probably say he went back on the Subutex that is why he was arrested.
http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2009/worldssmallestman.htm
There’s some midget fun to go with the cup of Artie we’ve been enjoying this weekend.
@sal – subutex will make a perfect cover
If he hasn’t taken an Opiate in the last 21 days, he shouldn’t be taking Subutex. That is for withdraws, which don’t last for months on end. If this is the case, he is using it to get high.
@Larry Sellers – Subutex gives a great high for non-opiate abusers
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_get_high_snorting_subutex_if_you_used_to_do_heroin
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/12/world/europe/12iht-drug.1954947.html
Wow what a suprise….. NOT. Glad to see he can keep it together during vacation. Get back to work! F’ all of them and thier two week vacation. Hope Richard and Sal have some new songs ready on Monday.
I’m happy to fill in for him (insert Jackie laugh here)
I never believed he was sober for one second.
What Do you say to a woman with no arms or legs?
Nice Tits (insert Jackie laugh here)
Why do woman have two sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan (insert Jackie laugh here)
I’ve got a joke for everything!!! Bring me back
Goddamit Artie you asshole
Whats the differnece between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys in the ass
Heeeee Heeeee
Wow Jokeman, I guess you really are Jackie.
Looking forward to your show Tuesday.
Thank You Heeeeee Heeeeeeeeee
By the way did I tell you about my ex wife?
What an asshole….. and her tits were not bad either
Heeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Remember…virtually EVERY word BG utters tomorrow will be a lie.
Thats Why they need me!!!!!!! Heee heee I never lied
@Kristin sometimes i wonder if he is so delusional that he believes his own BS.
Jackie – please call Artie to see if your stuff is funny before posting. and send me a Jokeman, Jr. I’ll send u a t-shirt. haha
Remember everyone – don’t harass SBG before his first post tomorrow.
What did you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’m Killing
What did the ghost say to the black guy?
Jig-a-boo!!!!
Whats the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
the wheelchair Heeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeee
I can’t stop, I’m killing
Well, at least the first show back from vacation will be quite interesting.
Artie was just talking about how bad a person was who got in a drunk driving accident that Robin reported in the news. I don’t remember what it was, but sure makes Artie look like a hypocrite.
I said it before when I first started posting and even BG admitted to this, BG was REALLY out of control during the BENECIO DEL TORO.
I was so mad because A. Benecio is a great actor, one of the best of our time and BG would not shut up. B. Howard Stern , the GREATEST interviewer of our time, was getting great shit out of Benecio! Had him admitting to banging lots of different females, including the long rumored “fucking Scarlett Johansen in an elevator” rumor!! However BG would not shut up, he told a stupid Jimmy Breslin story, said “Fear and Loathing is a great book, forget the movie” ( cause we know BEER LEAGUE was amazing), insulted all the women that Benecio was with and then YELLED at Howard when Howard told BG to NOT have a drink with Benecio “IF FUCKING KENDRA WAS HERE, I’D HAVE A DRINK”.
He’s been out of his mind on coke and I hope for once he owns up to it and becomes the somewhat funny guy that I enjoyed in the past, not the ego maniacal, paranoid, angry flip flopping BG that is ruining his life at a rapid pace.
Wasn’t the Benecio Del Toro interview the one where Artie was making comments about Heather Graham? If so those comments were funny, I had to catch them twice on the replays.
the Heather Graham stuff was funny, but interfering with the interview and disrespectful to Benecio. Before you all jump on me (derr), remember that BG freaked out on Sal about the times Sal insulted Jon Stewart and Richard Lewis. BG was out of control then, hope he gets it together, but seriously, what more does he need to happen for him to get it?
good luck BG
I wish I could get the first call in the morning, just to ask something totally unrelated like which Smallville character Howard would want in a 3-way with Beth: Chloe, Lana, or Lois
OMG Artie’s there!
@Jokeman – the collective Michael Jackson impression sounds like the Jackie impression!
Haha — BG already mentions a cop (12 min in) — “one cop said he had an alarm in his bed roo” about MJ
ARTIE OWNS FUNNY SO HONEST SO REAL SO US FUCK U ,,,,,,,PRACTICE IS FOR FAGS,,,,,,, YEAH