A lawyer representing Artie Lange, Michael A. Grasso, has entered a not guilty plea on behalf of his client in Municipal Court. Grasso said that Artie had passed the Alcotest given to him on the day of the accident, but it will take about 4 weeks for the results of the urine test to come back.
Artie is scheduled to appear in Municipal Court 9 a.m. Aug. 26.
Not Guilty? OOOOOOOOkay
Please Artie, get back to funny.
Anybody have a prediction of the results of the urine test?
Partly cloudy with a slight chance of something related to coke or meth that isn’t illegal.
A mother walks into her daughter’s room and the daughter is doing herself with a vibrator The Mother says “My god honey what are you doing!!” The daughter says “Ma I’m 40 years old I don’t have a job or a date, this is my husband” The Next day her father walks in and she’s doing herself with a vibrator, He says “Baby what are you doing” The daughter says “Dad I’m 40 years old I don’t have a job or a date, this is my husband” So the next day the mother and daughter go shopping and come home and see the Father with a beer and the vibrator in his ass buzzing away!
They scream “Oh My God what are you doing”!
He said I’m having a drink with my new Son in Law
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haha
I’m Killin again
Well that didnt take long… another one bites the dust.
@artiefan – you tried bro. that’s all you could do.
Then he says he only made one joke today… lol. I dont know how many i blocked on him. This is after he pleads about he wont do it anymore.
I CALLED HIM AND TOLD HIM HE CAN USE MY LAWYERS
ARTIE I WILL SEE YOU SOON IN BALTIMORE HENRY HILL
Jokeman=asshat (thank you Red Forman)
What the fuck’s the holdup on the wiz quiz? I’m in a medical unit in the military and part of our job is random pee tests to check for dirty soldiers. The lab results are on my desk in less than a week! The test covers all of the standards-meth related, THC, opiates, syntethics and dirivatives, etc…..if we see a positive the subject is given an opportunity to produce a legit prescription from their doc before we take further action. And, no, it’s not a “special lab” where the results are rushed through. It’s a nationwide lab that handles military and civilian tests.
I can see a time lag for a death (MJ, of course) because a cause of death needs to be determine with great care and specificity but I doubt Artie was tested any more thoroughly than any other DUI suspect. Unless he requested an independent lab to test his pee the results are available pretty quick. Jeezus, my kid got popped for DUI and had his results before he got out of jail!
who gives a shit who gives a fuck
I have to say, I’m the last one who wanted to believe him, but I think I do. I think the fat bastard was clean.
@Gus -> I wanted to believe him too. Did you hear him say he didn’t know how long the prescriptions stay in his system then say he is taking lexapro? I imagine his urine test will come back with a number of “prescription” analogs that match coke or meth …
BTW – there’s no reason for a lab to take a month @AlphaRaider – but cities use bond money as an interest-free loan. There’s no incentive for them to do anything for less than a month.
So can a urine test find out the alcohol content in the body? Call me naive but I thought urine tests were mainly to find out if you had drugs in your system. I know Artie blew a 0.0 on the breathalyzer, but I was still wondering about that.
Lol I am listening to Wednesdays show and ol’ man Howie is complaining about fireworks at 9pm that lasted for maybe 5 mins. He said it was because of the fireworks that the economy was ‘in the shitter’. Wow he is showing his age. Hahaha.
Stern doing lost dogs notices now…and Artie sycophantingly following his lead. PSYCHOtherapy sucks…as Jung almost said, like school it’s main goal is to create an Uber-race of conformists.
Wow, a coherent and well made point from EminemsRevenge. Who woulda thunkit.
@EminemsRevenge it’s PSYCHOtherapy and as mentioned, the-rapist is the trained expert for a reason
Well played, Clerks.
“Well played, Clerks.” – Fantastic reference. The cartoon right?
Jokeman…..great addition to the site…..but remember this is coming from a Puppet.
WOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOO
his lawyer bought him a month ’cause the test is gonna come back positive and he’s afraid he’ll finnnnnally get canned by Stern, lawyer looks at his schedule and tells the court, I’m on vacation in August…I have other cases……….he’s goin down….
@Jokeman – you’re destroying, keep them coming!
He’ll get an impaired driving ticket, pay the fine, and laugh about it on the show. The rest of us poor shlubs would get the DUI, lose our license, and pay thousands out of pocket. Celebrity justice will prevail.
I Still wouldn’t call Artie a celebrity but I agree he won’t get a normal punishment like the rest of us would
Oh Artie is a celebrity, ALL cops listen to the show and love him, if you believe what BG says about that.
I never believe BG
Tomorrow is the big day. Any word on the piss test?