Howard Stern Show – 7/16/09

ARTIE WILL BE PERFORMING TONIGHT AT THE BENEFIT FOR YUCKO THE CLOWN
Prime Time Comedy Club
Sayreville, NJ
Call: 732-721-6555 for tickets information

Thursday’s show

In Other Show News:

- Robin Quivers found out her bra size is really a 34 G.

- Tom Arnold in studio.

- Mary Carey in studio.

- Beetlejuice’s manager/caretaker Sean Rooney has died.

46 Responses to “Howard Stern Show – 7/16/09”

  1. Sal Monella says:

    Benefits are becoming too commonplace. Everyone looking for a freaking handout. How about having a benefit for everyone that lost their job, not jackholes like Janks or Yucko.

  2. Only way i’d go see Tom Arnold @ Carolines is if i needed to get married…he’s a good guest, but doubt his stand-up is worth 30 bucks.

    34 GEE…she got a nice ass & legs too: http://eminemsrevenge.xanga.com/photos/320c4192689218/

  3. Sal Monella says:

    Tom Arnold? Who gives a sh*t who gives a f*ck.

  4. Sal Monella says:

    He quit a cake walk show he was on The Best Damn Sports Show, to pursue other opportunities? Stand up is another opportunity?

  5. Sal Monella says:

    Most of the guests lately on Sirius have been who gives a sh*t who gives a f*ck. That’s across the board, even on other talk shows.

  6. robins boob sweat says:

    Doesn’t that speak to the relevance, or lack thereof, of the HSS? Its not like before when he had a much larger audience, and thus influence. Sure, howie would downplay the shit out of this fact, but it’s pretty obvious when you feed us tom “do people still give a shit about me” arnold!

  7. I like Tom Arnold. Wasn’t he fired from the best damn sports show?

  8. Mary Carey and the step-mother, dad, and new husband = good radio.

  9. Sal Monella says:

    Mary Carey is a retahd(in Artie voice).

  10. Don'tBringBackJackie says:

    “you wore your purple dress……i pick you up at ten…..restless restless restless, it happens all the ti-ti-time” I love those Vinnie tapes. I could listen to them all day. Listening to the replay, missed the show

  11. Pgh Pete says:

    another killer call, patting self on back

  12. artiefan says:

    When was it?

  13. Sal Monella says:

    and How was it? Ohhhhhhh Good for you!!!

  14. Pgh Pete says:

    during Tom “never was” Arnold interview

  15. The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue says:

    Tom Arnold always reminds me of the joke Sam Kinison told
    about doing standup at the beginning when you’re broke-either
    get a job, or date a Woman who has one. IIRC, the quote
    went something like this.

    “Tom Arnold started that movement man, when he wakes up
    “next to Roseanne, and looks at his bedroom slipper on the
    “floor, and he knows that the slipper is a tighter fit-but he has
    “a roof over his head…”

  16. Hi Pete.
    Hi Fred.

    … hating robin as usual. i almost think i’d rather have lisa g do the news.

  17. hope this isn’t too off topic. Hayden Panettiere looking like a bitch as she talks about side boobage.

    http://twitpic.com/ajbw4

    Here’s the Youtube of the interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCo6yPdfYak&feature=channel_page

    BG was pretty good today.
    Not a bad show, but damn I hate that the wait until Monday is already here again.

  18. Pgh Pete says:

    who gives a shit, who gives a fuck

  19. The Real Dave says:

    Artie’s boob size is 36

  20. The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue says:

    Does the “G” in Robin’s cup size stand
    for grotesque or gargantuan?

    And another Tom Arnold story-I was watching him
    on Letterman one night. Dave was trying in vain to
    make that hack seem funny. When the segment
    was over, Dave looked like he’d run a 26 mile
    marathon, all uphill….

  21. The Real Dave says:

    Dude, Artie was an asshole during that Richard Jefferson phone call…even Howard had to say something to him.

  22. Dildo says:

    Artie needs to shut up.

  23. @TRD -> I thought BG was doing Howard’s dirty work. He wasn’t nearly as bad as he was in other recent segments (like Tom B and Jesse V)

  24. Sal Monella says:

    What size are her areolas? Golden dollar or coffee cup sized?

  25. robins boob sweat says:

    From my vast experience with breasticles, since robins are real, I’d gather she has big sloppy coffee cup size aerolas, with small bumps around the nipples. I think the more pendulous, the larger the air e o lie.

    Robins boobs are fat, yeah,
    Brown and huge
    (Sung to hall and oates, no can do)

  26. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    OK Robins Boob Sweat, really? He has had Jack Black, Hugh Jackman, Sasch Baron Cohen, Coppolla- to name a few recently? C’mon he gets as many A listers as the other shows do. I guess it would be better if he got Rihanna to call in for five minutes (a la any douchebag FM radio show) and pretend as if she knows the host to do a five minute plug?

    Old complaints….Howard gets his fair share of relevant guests, and any actual fan of the show knows that there are people who just will not come on the show because of the way he interviews. His relevance has nothing to do with the guest list. Please tell me that Jay and Bill in the mornings in Detroit ( yeah who?) are relevant because an A-Lister is forced to call all the CBS morning shows.

  27. Artie's Butt Hair says:

    For as long as Howard has been around and the reputation he’s built for himself, he can do much better than Tom Arnold. He has him on way too often.

    I’m sooo glad I did not bother to pay for this month. They leave for 2 weeks and when they come back, the guest line up is shit.

  28. Hoocie Mama says:

    Please do not disgrace the pages of savebabygorilla.com with a mention of Jay and Bill!!!!

  29. I think Tom Arnold’s been on twice since Sirius, right?

    More Gilbert!!!!

  30. Hoocie Mama says:

    I watched some show on VH1 where Gilbert was voted like 80% not funny and 20% funny by the people. Ouch. Poor Gilbert. I think Gilbert can be hilarious, except for his last show with him and Artie just yelling in 1920’s southern black voice over and over and over and over again. Oh hello dere!

  31. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    LOL- Hoocie mama, you must be from my neck of the woods….I apologize, I truly despise them (and especially Sara) just wanted to pick a duchey morning show to use as an example!

  32. Sal Monella says:

    Yeah Jay is alright, Sara is a large girl I guess, football type.

  33. Sal Monella says:

    I don’t know how Hoocie Mama got in the name field for me, it was in an email I was reading. Stupid keyboard.

  34. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    NP- the best part is how they always refer to her as the lovely/gorgeous/beautiful Sara, must be part of her contract……

  35. arties heart says:

    has anyone here gone to the prime time comedy club. I never knew this place existed and it’s 20 min from my house.

  36. Don'tBringBackJackie says:

    as usual BG had to get some attention by yelling over Howard during the Jeffererson with his boring and VERY predictable jokes. Honestly it’s getting to the point where I can BG’s whole act.

    BG the Jokeman?

  37. Sal Monella says:

    Artie the Assh*le. That seems to be his new shtick he came up with.

  38. Artie's Entertainment Lawyer says:

    I hate the Mets and even I’m sick of the “Mets are gay” jokes, jesus.

  39. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    Artie looks like a young Bigfoot in that pic, cool hat though.

  40. robins boob sweat says:

    @Blue Iris’ V: You forgot to mention Sir Paul McCartney!

    Point taken. But Tom Arnold? Joan Rivers? Please no more…

  41. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    True, but you must admit even when he gets a suck ass like Tom Arnold he makes him work for his plugs. Today I thought the whole Arnold text messages and the personal phone calls between the two was something only Howard gets out of a guest.

  42. Jokeman says:

    I think its time for Stern to bring back the greatest guest of all time. Three words:

    Elegant

    Elliot

    Offen

    Bring back the genius. He shouldn’t of got banned in the 1st place

  43. robins boob sweat says:

    @ Jokeman:

    Three words plus 2:

    You are obviously

    Fucking

    High

  44. Jokeman says:

    Elegant Elliot Offen is numba 1 guest Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? Gangsta talk for the best Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

  45. FeeFi&FoFum says:

    I thought Tom was good guest today, especially talking about the Arnold phone calls…I wasnt aware they taped everything and could use it against them. LOL.

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