Howard Stern Show – 7/29/09

Wednesday’s Show
(Coming home, should be able to hear majority of show)

Artie has officially turned down the offer for the reality show.

- Brooke Hogan in studio plugging her new album.

- Lisa G went to the bra store with Beth and was told she is a 30 D but they didn’t have her size so she bought a double D.

- A picture of Robin in a bathing suit has been published in the National Enquirer.

- Greg Fitzsimmons in studio.

67 Responses to “Howard Stern Show – 7/29/09”

  1. 28 min in and i’m liking the show today. my expectations are kinda high for a George show.

  2. G-rested says:

    why thy fuck do they pump up Lisa G like she is somewhat attractive?!?! she is hideous, looks like a pale red headed witch

  3. Hahahaha! @G-rested

    I’d hit it. but she’s definitely no better than a 6

  4. G-rested says:

    damn Elvis you must have no standards bro!! I wouldnt fuck her with your dick!!

  5. I’d be doing it for the show. In the real world, Lisa G probably wouldn’t be noticed by any of us.

  6. Artie's Entertainment Lawyer says:

    OK, after today I am convinced that Howard is 100% insane. I mean, he hit himseld over the head so hard that he considered going to the hospital?!?! He picks at his skin so hard that he starts to bleed and doesn’t even notice it. I think Baby Gorilla is in a better place than Howard.

  7. Artie's Entertainment Lawyer says:

    Having sex with Lisa G. would be like having sex with a scarecrow made out of 80 grit sandpaper.

  8. G-rested says:

    nice cover up Elvis, with or without the show, you’d fuck her!! DONT BACK DOWN

  9. @AEL => howard’s clearly insane, Brooke Hogan is back on the show.

    @G-rested => I’d do it for the story, not to be on the show.

    @AEL => man, I hope it’s not 80 grit. maybe the ultra fine paper…

  10. I bet her crack smells like her cats. Nothing attractive about her at all.

  11. Forgot how much Brooke Hogan SUCKS…totally boring

  12. The Real Dave says:

    Gary’s going to get yelled at by Tim today…once again he said Howard 1-oh-1 instead of Howard One-Hundred-One

  13. robins boob sweat says:

    Brooke Hogan again?? What, Joan Rivers or Iron Shiek weren’t available?

    Bring back Pat Cooper before he croaks for crissakes!!!

  14. @EminemsRevenge I can’t figure out why Howard keeps saying how hot she is. BTW – Heidi Montag is WAY hotter than Brooke Hogan. Of course, my opinion is probably discounted since I’d tap Lisa G. (I’m so ashamed)

    Here’s Heidi:
    http://fs.textcube.com/blog/1/18289/attach/Xe6urpkX5N.jpg

    Here’s Brooke:
    http://selebriti.mentalmasturbasyon.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/brooke-hogan-bikini-1-02.jpg

    Here’s Lisa G’s Cartoon:
    http://www.lisag.com/lisag.jpg

    :-)

  15. Gimme a break—GOOD SHOT with that Melissa reference…there ain’t no REAL NEWS any more and THAT is what “news”casters do now.

    SOUNDS lamer than the shit the Stern Show used to have Stuttering John ask…TOO MUCH BULLSHIT

    Joan gave them a good parting Fuck YOU, so why’s everyone kissing ass on this?

  16. No Kid is Bad…WTF???

    Stern is lucky to never have met ME when he was in Roosevelt…and THEY were soft compared to Far Rockaway. i know kids that were born downright EVIL

  17. FeeFi&FoFum says:

    Is it true they are going on vacation again next week? WTF?

  18. Artie's Attorney - Jim Beam, Esq. says:

    Artie didn’t choose to skip the reality show…they dropped him…just like the FOX development deal

  19. Cupcake says:

    i haven’t heard the show but am baffled as to how Lisa G was told she is a D – the people in the store must be morons.

  20. Daddyoh says:

    Loved the Brooke Hogan interview. Howard knows how to get all the details.

  21. Darek in OrLangedo says:

    I can’t believe Fitzsimmons ripped the gate thing off at the parking garage. There’s losing your temper and then there’s bat shit crazy. And he’s wrong anyway. If your lose your ticket you have to pay full price. Just the rules. Else, every asshole would leave their car there for a week and say — Oh sorry i lost my ticket, i was just here for 20 minutes, how much is that?

  22. Alpharaider says:

    I think everybody’s nuts EXCEPT Artie! Gate rippin’, self-inflicted phone beatings, skin tearing causin’ bleeding, coffee squirtin’, tit ticklin’, “straight” guys pissin’ together-the only sane person in the studio this week beside the gorilla is George!

  23. Jokeman says:

    @ robins boob sweat – Yes someone finally said it!!!!! Bring back Pat Cooper one of the greatest guest and 2nd only to Gilbert Gottfried when making fun of the news. I have no interest in Brooke Hogan

  24. Dude says:

    Artie lost a lot of weight, looks like he’s saving himself. Now if he can just stop doing smack

  25. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    I am sure this has been beat to death. Lisa G is a fucking attention whore. For her to think that she has D cup tits??? Am I in bizarro world? There is absolutely no way. I just hate her in general though, I wish they would not talk to her outside of the news stuff, the personal side is just moronic.

  26. Cupcake says:

    i want the name of this bra shoppe – i bet they tell all women they’re wearing the wrong size and their cup size is bigger – makes them all happy and of course they have to replace all of their bras. Lisa probably loves the idea of being a D.

    as a woman who loves to look at other women, Brooke Hogan is too big – her features, her body – not attractive and therefore not interesting. she has man hands, like that episode of Seinfeld.

  27. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    I agree with the first part, Robin goes this she-she boutique, I never heard of a “G”, probably no one else has either so now they have a client, celebrity client no less and then they also have a wanna be celebrity client in that repugnant news person.

  28. Cupcake says:

    my mom was an EE, and i cannot imagine boobs bigger than hers but maybe. sadly, i’m adopted.

  29. Larry's Turban is dirty says:

    That sounds equivilent to the one Fred mentioned last week… the 34 wheel barrel.

  30. bob says:

    lisa G being 30D is the equivalent of someone saying they are a 27FFF … just because it’s D doesn’t mean she has huge tits. no one bothers to mention that she’s a 30 instead of a 34.

    blue iris’ vagina – search Samantha 38g to see what Gs look like.

  31. Sycophantic Cunt Ralph says:

    What IS it with this annoying, vapid, STUPID bitch Brooke Hogan? Seriously, I would rather listen to 100 straight hours of Robin’s laugh than another second of this talentless skank.

  32. Alpharaider says:

    The only place I’ve ever seen anything bigger than DD is Fredrick’s of Hollywood. I’m a DD, fitted by a professional, and there is NO WAY Lisa G is even in a D. What a way for a “boutique” to cash in.

    Yea Cupcake, my mom and both Grannys were EE’s-thank god mine didn’t get that damn big!

  33. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    Yea, Brooke Hogan has jumped it definitely…..she used to be hot now like Cupcake pointed out, big man hands, etc and she is with that douchebag Stacks, makes her even less appealing. Wonder if Howie is interviewing her over and over to “create” a feud with Hulk and or Bubba?

  34. Artie's Belly Button Lint says:

    She is a dirty whore, you hear that song on Bubba about her getting banged rough by FLo-rida? I bet Hulk loves that song…..tramp.

    She is a fucking waste of skin.

  35. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    Wow, that’s angry…..but I agree that she is a dirty tramp riding the coat tails of her dad’s 80’s celebrity. I have not heard that song, do you have a link?

  36. Alpharaider says:

    Ugh-I hate Steely Dan…..

  37. Larry Sellers says:

    She isn’t a dirty tramp. She is a frigid, superficial old bitch who prob. rejected guys for years b/c nobody was good enough and she seems like she would be a terrible lay…like fucking a cardboard box. I hope they allow cats at the home she winds up in.

  38. Larry Sellers says:

    …and I also hate Steely Dan.

  39. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    We were talking Brooke Hogan, but Lisa G fits that as well.

  40. Larry Sellers says:

    Sorry. Brooke Hogan is a dirty tramp. I wonder why she doesn’t have a sex tape out? Her kind of celebrity is well suited for that sort of thing.

  41. Lisa G's Bush says:

    Hey, stop being so mean to me.

  42. artiefan says:

    Damn, you ppl are evil lol

  43. Artie's Sweaty Balls says:

    I still want Sal, richard and Ronnie to triple team Lisa G’s orfices and then pee on her. Then do the same to Brooke Hogan with the Hulkster tied up to watch. The whole Hogan family is a mess.
    Son: Killer
    Daughter: Lunatic crappy singer who critisized Fergie (Fergie has more talent in one butt cheek than Brooke has in all of her chins and belly rolls)
    Mother: Nothing really needs to be said
    Dad: #1 wrestler of all time but remember that is fake. Now he is just a shitty PR guy for Brooke and his family

  44. Blue Iris' Vagina says:

    Lisa G should be peed on as often as possible, in fact she should be required to be hosed down while reading her idiotic “news” bits by Sal. As Brooke Hogan goes she should not be allowed into the studio with clothes on. then have to be willing to service anyone who walks in the studio. My ears bleed when I hear her “music” and while we are on the subjects of female assholes, include Robin in the bunch with all of her made up bullshit. Hey honey you are on the WRONG side of 40…..show some tit of STFU!!! Show those G’s (DD’s)

  45. Artie's Belly Button Lint says:

    Yea, that was classic, that dumb cumdumpster Hogan saying that Fergie needed more meaningful music….fucking HELLO? “Throw me on the ground, pull my hair etc……” yea that’s so meaningful.

    BTW there will be a sex tape out of her within the next year, no doubt.

    side note: I fucking love Greg Fitzsimmons, he is hilarious, I love his anger.

    And you guys don’t like Steely Dan?? Blasphemy!!!

  46. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    steely dan rules.

    are there any robin pics? those stories of howard ribbing on her girlfriends surrounding her were hilarious. GNO Unite!

  47. Artie's Belly Button Lint says:

    I searched high and low on the internet and can’t find the pictures.

  48. Artie's Belly Button Lint says:

    Holy Shit, I just looked at Stacks picture, she is a fucking loser, what the hell? He looks like a crack dealer, she is pure white trash and nothing more. Look for her to take a downward spiral in the next year and you can all say “Shit, old Lint sure did call this one”

  49. Connie Linguss says:

    Where the fuck are those Robin Pics? Did she pay someone to destroy them?

  50. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    im going nuts trying to find em

    GNO get rid of those pick on the internet!

  51. robins boob sweat says:

    Couple of things….

    Brooke Hogan is a waste of space, and a sex tape of her going down on a long hard schlong would put her about 50 rungs below the celebrity ladder than Fergie. Not a Fergie fan at all, but what a dumbshit Brooke is to dis an established artist in the same genre as herself.

    Am I the only one who thinks howie asking about the sex life of a girl younger than his own daughter is just a tad pervy? He is close to sixty and I get it he’s still horny howie but ugghhh….

    On the whole Lisa G thing. I think ANY chick that walks into the studio, especially an employee, tends to get major benefit of doubt on the HSS. Think intern pageants and even mis hs’s, they get a healthy dose of exaggerated praise because it is radio and there is no studio audience.

    Greg fitz is a fucking maniac. Love that guy.

  52. robins boob sweat says:

    Brooke Hogan is the reason Alphonso Kada hates us.

  53. Wow. You guys are *really* brutal.

  54. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    kudos af

  55. Ian Do It says:

    Wasn’t Brooke Hogan just on the show a month or two ago?

    If Lisa G is a D Cup, then I’m a stapler.

  56. artiefan says:

    Yea but Howard said she could come in to promote her new CD.

  57. Long Time First Time says:

    Two things (so far) about today’s show:

    -There is no chance in heck that Lisa G is a D-cup. NONE! It is obvious how this store operates. They play on the female ego by mis-sizing all their bras so that everybody gets one that is one to two cup sizes larger with a chest that is 2″ smaller than reality. Let’s face it, every customer walks out of there grinning ear to ear and not caring in the least that they spent $100s on bras. Hopefully, Steve Lankford is at Walmart right now buying some A and B-cup bras to compare to the new Lisa G D-cup bras.

    -Brooke Hogan is quite possibly the most annoying and un-interesting guest in the history of show. It is amazing to me that Howard is usually so brilliant at keeping things interesting, stretching things that are working and cutting things short (or simply not even scheduling them) when they are not working. Then, he gives this annoying little brat a full effing hour. Paris Hilton wouldn’t bother to stop and scrape Brooke Hogan off the bottom of her shoes.

  58. Clemenza says:

    Here is the video of Robin’s day at the beach.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8Ogif6B8U

  59. Alpharaider says:

    Did anyone else catch Brookey sayin’ she was “a man of my word”? She was talkin’ about meeting with her mom and spat out that little gem.

    Thanks for that Clem!

  60. Artie's last drink says:

    Look guys I have had huge boobs my whole life. ( my boyfirend almost crapped his pants with the last dress I wore. Said my boobs looked way too big – and yes I almost died) I just upgraded to a 36DD. There is NO NO NO way that Lisa G is a D cup. If that is the case then I’m a triple Z! That bra shop is playing to women’s vanity. I’ve had mosiqto bites bigger than her boobs!

  61. FeeFi&FoFum says:

    @Clemenza: See, in that video, from that perspective…Robin looks kinda hot and approachable. She definately has some fans!

    Hahaha!

  62. OMG – I’m a total loser for having even considered doing Lisa G
    http://www.tweetphoto.com/797d6c

    I am humbled by my error. Thank you all for correcting me on this one!

  63. artiefan says:

    That photo is interesting. Most photos I see of her, she looks small. But i see some really saggy boobs here that look like they might have some boobage to them. Look down near the paper. I see a bulge.

  64. Sour Shoes says:

    @Artie’s last drink = please post pictures of your lucious 36DDs…yaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooo!

  65. poopsidaisy says:

    I did hear Hulk’s spawn say she was a”man of her word”

  66. TwaTwaTwatter says:

    Wait a second — you’re telling me that once I get through the next few days of shows (I’m finishing last Wednesday) my reward is an hour of freakin’ Brooke Hogan?!@?! And they let “her” sing??!?

    Damn, George had better be extra charming for me to live through something like that. I normally don’t like to fast forward the show, but…

    Useless, er, twats like her might actually be LESS desirable guests than the endless strippers/porn stars… no I take that back, there’s still nothing worse than another porn interview (Porn Actor’s Studio excepted).

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