Check out Robin Quivers in her bathing suit
Thursday’s show
- Benjy, Sal and Richard contributed their balls to a Guess the Testicles contest, in which, the 3 of the m stuck their balls through a curtain and the crew had to match the balls to the person. Robin and Artie won.
- Lou Bellera calls in.
- Brian Johnson of AC/DC calls in.
- Judd Apatow and Seth Rogan in this morning.
- Porn girls Gianna Michaels and Shyla Stylez came in for the Wheel of Sex. Here’s a picture of them from this morning.



Woo hoo! Woke up late, missed the first 20 min or so of the show.
Holy shit, after hearing Breuer doing Brian Johnson impression last week and hearing Brian this morning, Jim was dead on.
@AF – at first i thought it was breuer!
Here’s Shyla http://tr.im/shyla
Nice rebound from dingbat hogan to the apatow gang. Much better…
Was looking forward to Apatow/Rogen…too bad Artie couldn’t shut up
Should’ve thrown those skanks out long time ago…i KNOW ain’t no one here going to popcorn.com
@The Real Dave
nah, Judd and Seth hugged Artie afterwards and told him he killed and Gary said if the segment gets boring to “go crazy”
I enjoyed today’s show…….keep George !!!
drop benjy (zzz) sal and richard (jerky boys lite)
You know, a couple weeks back…I was listening to the May episode where they were discussing Artie being on SNL/MAD Tv the same night. Artie said “Someon said my name and the place went nuts.”
If you watch that sketch…
A) Nothing could be further from the truth…a few people cheered.
B) Artie was the only one to break from the rules of the sketch and acknowledge the crowd…
Such a douche!
no way Robins tits are “G”s, no way my tits are DDs.
OK, unless I am hearing things, how did Artie ruin that one? He barely spoke while they were in…..anyway no wonder Robin did not want to be photographed. In all fairness, she is 57 and when other celebretards get photo’d in swimwear, they stop and pose.
I was hoping Jim Breuer would call in and tell a story about the time that he was walking on cars in downtown LA and all of a sudden he gets hit by a car and he hears this voice sez, “I just loooove the goat boy thing……” he looks up and its Jack Nicholson. So then he goes, geez I’m so sorry I hit you with a car let me take you to lunch.
So what the hell, I get in his car and he takes me to this hole in the wall place. I walk in and oh shit, there is Kobe waiting tables while Brad Pitt and Angelina are playing strip poker with Leo Decaprio and Bar Rafae whats herfucking name.
You’re serious? You didn’t constantly hear Artie during that interview?
Listened to the wrap up show before I am now hearing the replay, so I know of the ‘controversy’ regarding the porn stars. Gianna Michaels is literally one of the filthiest chicks in the history of porn, and Shyla Stylez definitely ain’t no débutante. (Why yes, I am surprisingly familiar with their work, now that you mention it) To know that Howard gives into these whores by allowing the plugs even after they refused to do what they knew they were there to do proves that he is just running the show on auto-pilot.
Just curious – has Artie mentioned his girlfriend once since he returned from Vegas or did he return her to the prop department?
Dave, I did hear him, but did not think he ruined the entire interview. I mean, if Howard wanted a clean interview, why doesn’t he turn off all the other mics when he does his thing. Cupcake, I was wondering the same thing……haven’t heard her mentioned once. Maybe Helicopter Mike made Artie stop paying her.
SC Ralph, what didn’t they do, I missed the whole segment.
I heard her referred to but not actually discussed.
Vag-they did nothing. They refused to perform what the got on the Wheel of Sex and then became quite lippy (no pun intended) when they were told they wouldn’t get their plugs. However, The King of All Cavers eventually relented and gave them plugs anyway. Gary was pissed that these two porns whores didn’t deliver and ruined the bit.
Real nice, that sucks for Howie, but he does it to himself. Maybe he needs to institute rules ala “Win Fred’s Money”. I haven’t seen it happen too often with pornwhores, but oh well……
Gary did say on the wrap up show that when girls fail to participate and they get thrown out it sometimes makes the bit better. I agree. I liked when they started yelling, get the fuck out.
I hope they show it on Howard TV, did they at least get topless?
No-they were willing to get naked but weren’t allowed to because it would have been kind of like promoting them anyway and Gary wasn’t havin’ it.
Best part was Septic Tank guy yelling at Artie about the phone.
So Real Dave has doubts about people going nuts for BG on SNL. I have my doubts about the story BG told about the crowd Saturday night in St Louis cheering George Takeis return to the show. I did not know he was going to be on this week, how did all they know?
I miss George already.
DELETE those skanks!!!!!
THEY don’t DESERVE any promotion whatsoever!!!
Captain HorseFucker, on the otherhand, SHOULD get all the plugs he wants:)
And just cos’ Stern couldn’t PLEASE a hamster, don’t mean horsefuckers are arrogant—had a lot of donkeyfuckers when i grew up in Jamaica—THEM motherfuckers used to be in the *Star* every other week
I don’t get the anti-jim bruer sentiments. I always think his stories are genuine and funny. I don’t think he’s any more/less a name dropper than anyone else (compared to say, Artie?.) I love love loved that Lars Ulrich story from a few months back. Hilarious.
(In Lars voice) “Get cher own fawkin’ cigarettes! Huh?, Huh?!” “Fawk that kid’s backpack! He’s fawkin’ irrespawn-sible! Huh!”
My only problem with Breuer (other than the contagious lameness that permeates SNL — I mean, “Goatboy”? Really?????) is that he actually dissed Howard before H100 came into being. I can’t find it, but there’s a short video of him saying some stuff on his way to or from some event. Gotta admit he was great in the 7/22 show.
Please don’t say BG didn’t insert himself into the Apatow/Rogen interview. He just HAD to mention how he gets residuals from Entourage and the “last time” he was on Letterman. C’mon. Kinda pathetic.
It seems as if Artie is so insecure with his place in show business, he must mention his own relative fame whenever a bigger comedic movie star is in the studio. (remember the Ben Stiller fiasco?)
Although, as opposed to the Stiller interview, it doesn’t seem as if Artie is coked and/or methed up any longer.
I just listened to the replay to catch the part I missed, and heard Howard rundown all of the Wack Packers currently in some sort of trouble. It’s crazy.
Blue Iris – Deceased
Eric The Midget – Seriously ill
Bigfoot – Whereabouts unknown
High Pitch Eric – Homeless
Underdog Lady – Currently being kept in a hospital against her will
Andrea “Miss Howard Stern” – Recovering after serious car crash
Captain Janks – In and out of jail
Ivy Supersonic – Committed to Bellevue Hospital after standoff with cops
I hope Beetlejuice is alright, wherever he is.
WHY THE FUCK are they playing the wheel of sex fiasco again?
Re: Artie’s girlfriedn: “I didn’t talk to the whores directly b/c I have a girlfirend and that would be bad…” – Artie talking about trying to get a hooker for the ahiry mole guy on Wednesdays show.
That was the worst Porn Star appearance in the history of the show! Don’t those girls know what he did for the careers of Houston and Tabitha! Also I found a vid of Shyla taking a load on the face from Peter North! She said she never takes a load to the face. What a cunt! Wish gary kicked them out quicker those bitches!
Thats why I referred to them as porn girls.. not stars. Jenna Jameson was a star.
Hey about the show when gianna and that other porn star was on there, what happened, some of katz seem to be going at them hard.
what did they do?
hit me up @ tajshan@yahoo.com if anyone can tell me what went down (I’m curious bastid)