And we’re back!
Howard said Artie looks really thin and that the hair on Art’s arm is coming back. Artie said he feels real good and that he had to go to the gap and buy new t-shirts. Two weeks ago he weighed 240, Howard said Artie looked under 230. Artie said during Beer League he weighed 200. Howard complained that Artie is going to look better than him.
Artie has been active. He is jet skiing and playing basketball (3 on 3 league, averaging 6 points a game).
Despite A-rod’s home runs during the Yanks-Sox games, Artie’s hatred of him continues. Artie said there is a chance for Alex to redeem himself but he wants October hits from him.
“When I think of Woodstock, I think of two words: Smelly Pussy.” ~ Artie Lange
- Spyder Harrison in studio today.
- Meet Howard Stern EBAY Auction for the Holly Heisman Memorial Fund http://tinyurl.com/n7ygb3
In Other Stern News
- Stern-clone Wendy Williams has been inducted in to the Radio Hall of Fame. Stern still isn’t. What a fucking joke.
- Private Parts co-star, Paul Giamatti, joining the cast of a Three Stooges movie? http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/14853
Coffee is already tasting better….
Ha ha good one!
Caught a bit of the joan rivers roast. Greg Giraldo was great, especially when he said robin looks like she belongs on a bottle of syrup, then called her “aunt vagina”. Nice.
Howard is busy stroking his own ego again. He should just stay on vacation.
Stern’s a fuckin’ idiot…Dylan plays some shit that you’d never hear of by hanging out with Artie and Fred. Guess you gotta GROW musically to appreciate jazz and the blues. [At least Artie's heroin foray got HIM into jazz:)]
Does Artie like jazz?
I just thought he liked the heroin stories of Bird and that other guy who got his dad to lock him in a room.
@ADB – word!
Sal’s the man. He’s funny and he doesn’t even realize why.
Send the boy some love:
http://www.myspace.com/salthestockbroker1
RE: Eminem WHINING and ANGRY???
a) Stern knows absofuckinglutely NOTHING about rap…shit like this IS what rappers DO
b) Check out the mirror Stern…forgot all YOUR feuds???
c) It’s ALL shtick…not like back in the days when East Coast & West Coast would actually SHOT each other over this shit
FINK—you don’t listen enough…Artie was not only into Bird, but got into Sade because SHE sounds heroiny. Knew a lot of junkies growing up and they almost ALL were into jazz!
can someone see if Makine and Baby gorilla have pics on Howards site to post?
@arties favorite herpes laced hooker -> of course there aren’t any pictures yet. Jason Kaplan is a douche.
let me know thanks
god, Artie is such a kiss ass at Howard nowadays. With that fake laugh of his, it’s almost as painful as the new “ack ack ack” fake love that Robin has developed.
I hope that the Stern show NEVER talks about music again..music DID NOT end in the 70’s as Stern and ass kissing BG seem to think.
I’m not listening right now but if they’re talking about how today’s music is crap it would just make my head explode anyway. It just proves how out of touch Howard is. There’s a lot of great new bands and music and it always baffles me how a supposed former DJ knows nothing about current music.
Kaplan is a total douche-if he’s the one in charge of updating the HS website he sucks and blows.
Yeah. Artie is only 41 and he complains about today’s music like an old 65 year old. He stopped listening to new music when his Dad died or became quadriplegic. He said he never was into the grunge era. How can you like rock and roll and not like anything from the grunge era? Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots??? What a jackhole.
I find it funny Howard criticizes Eminem for whining too much. LOL
I used to hate all new music, but my GF has turned me on to great stuff like Lady GaGa and the Jonas Brothers.
im normal and diggin Mastodon.
Ha! Your killin’ me! He does listen to gay shit like that!
I’m hoping to mp3 the show tonight, but on the music front, it is weird how artie’s musical tastes are so dated. He’s only a coupla’ years older than me and all he likes is music from when he as 10 yrs old!! Hey free country, but that is odd. I think it has a lot to do with his narrow minded “I’m an italian guy from jersey” upbringing. He won’t allow himself to veer too far away from that goomba greaseball persona or god forbid he might be called a homo! Ignorant fool.
BG is a hack with his comedy same wit his “music taste”
I would LOVE to see BG on the B BALL court……score on his fat ass all day….and there is no way BG is 230 , even now, from jet skiing give me a break
you seen the pics of him shirtless with Richard/Sal he’s fat and sloppy with NO MUSCLE TONE.
Honestly, I was surprised how little muscle tone he had…I always hear about how “artie looks like a guy who used to be a great athlete” from Gary’s gay lips but he looks out of shape…….
Artie can lose all the wieght he wants but since he let himself get so huge he’s gonna end up with the same floppy gunt-like flap of flesh Queen Robin now has. He may have muscles somewhere beneath that fat but the extra flesh he grew ain’t goin’ away.
musculatuer
a week off, and we get SPYDER HARRISON, Radio Hall of fame talk, Ross’s obsession with Bruce (AGAIN) and more Leno bashing?!?!!?
now that my tits are bigger, my pussy is drier than ever
Oh come on, the show was fine today. Honestly I don’t get what people want to hear. He never has big guests scheduled the day after a vacation. True Spyder Harrison was a dud guest, but I thought the show was pretty funny today. The green cart thing was funny, and Leno is a humungous douchebag and its funny to hear someone rip on the guy who is not scared of him.
Lisa G you suck, and so does your barren dried out pussy along with your 30D flapjacks.
Wow, while I dont agree that music died after the 70’s, I would put the death closer to the early 90’s right when everyone started wearing flannel and combat boots and stinking of patchouli oil..I worked in an art store at the time and will never recover from the phony posers that I encountered on a daily basis. OooOoOoh the memories, must go back to sleep….
@Don’tBringBackJackie Says When you have a job, do you routinely challenge or fuck with your boss? Unless you dont want to pay rent, the answer is ‘No’.
I guarantee if Howard wanted you to go on the show for an hour, you would bend over, put the carmex on your lips and start to kiss for the whole 60 mins.
FF&FF – the early 90’s? Ok yeah, I was probably a flannel-wearing poser, but I loved the music and will still listen to some of it (i.e. Soundgarden, Alice in Chains…) – 98% of the 80’s however, totally sucked.
@FeeFi&FoFum — Artie could cure cancer and split the atom in the same day, and DBBJ would still think everything he ever did was wrong.
@Cupcake– 98% of 80’s music totally sucked? Wow, I strongly disagree. Granted you can find a ton of cheesy shit in the 80’s but a lot of great material as well. More than 2% of it. : ) I personally think music died in the very late 90’s/ early 2000’s with the boy band craze.
I’m repeating myself from a post a couple months back, but… while there’s some good stuff here and there, I don’t think the quality of music from this decade comes anywhere close to the 60’s-90s.
STERN grew up singing SHOW TUNES…and fred was in the Latvian section of Mars.
Dylan wasIS a prophet/poet…Beatles didn’t WRITE SONGS until Dylan came along.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Svv_SDkueQ&feature=related
Robin looked HOT back then too though:)
Music didn’t die for me because I stopped listening to shitty pop radio music a long time ago
@Darek – what did i miss in the 80’s?
TOTO
Cupcake. Just a couple things…
Guns and Roses
Metallica
Prince
Run DMC
AC/DC
Van Halen
The Police
U2
Ozzy Osbourne
Aerosmith
John Mellencamp
Springsteen
Billy Joel
Elton John
Twisted Sister
Phil Collins
Tom Petty
Michael Jackson and the biggest selling album of all time –Thriller
Hell, I even liked some Madonna stuff from the 80’s.
And some great one-hit wonders:
Come on Eileen
Tainted Love
You Spin Me Right Round
8675309 Jenny
St Elmo’s Fire
In a Big Country
Take on Me
Safety Dance
yes and Toto
JUST remembered what i forgot…
Stern takes a WEEK OFF for Labor Day…THEN another week or 2 for the High Holy Days even thought he ain’t a REAL jew…and NOW that he’s SOFT, time to END my Sirius subscription$ and $ave some money
ok i forgot about a few of those – there is just so much from the 80’s i may have loved then but will never listen to again whereas i will never tire of Pink Floyd, Led Zep and the Beatles – maybe that’s why i said that.
most quality Aerosmith and Billy Joel came out pre 80’s.
(early) Metallica and (any) Tom Petty are still 2 of my faves. add Tesla and Queensryche to the list, yes i’m serious.
The Cult
Billy Idol (I know he was around before the 80’s)
Quiet Riot
Talk Talk
Motley Crue
Cinderella
Adam Ant
The Fixx
David Bowie (I know, same as B.I.)
Steve Miller
Tears for Fears
Murray Head
Brian Ferry/Roxy Music (I know its pre-80’s but his song ‘2HB’ is cooool)
Ok I need to get out of the Way Back machine, my Pops wants to use it to remember what he looked like when he had hair.
These lists are proof that music is a personal taste thing. eek. My list pretty much starts and stops with Metallica.
I can’t believe Artie didn’t talk about being at Woodstock ‘94 when they were talking about Woodstock during the show. Here’s a link to it if you’ve never seen it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK4Kfhgu6RQ
I think there is something wrong with me, I don’t listen to music. When I was a kid, other kids would ask me what kind of music do I like and I’d be all, “Eh, er, I dunno, whatever.” I never understood why kids bought CDs. I don’t think I ever bought a CD for myself. I mean, I will listen to it when it’s on somewhere, like a bar, or riding in a car with other people, but I never listen to it myself, only talk shows.
Weird thing is that I can play guitar, sing, and read music. I just don’t care to.
The two Hello Hello bits they did made me want to jump out the window so “morning Zoo”.