Jack and Coke Cover

Here is the cover of Artie’s new DVD and first-ever CD!

Artie Lange's Jack and Coke

15 Responses to “Jack and Coke Cover”

  1. laura palmer says:

    why did he put that skeleton levy on the cover?

  2. JRM says:

    That cover sucks. Why the hell is Levy on there with him? Artie is a sucker.

  3. miter benesdurty? says:

    Who’s jack and who’s coke? Too fat to fish was a much better title. Why IS levy on there?

    Expect another “mini nervous breakdown” in a few days/weeks/months when the pressure to promote the new product and make appearances becomes too much to handle for our fat protagonist.

  4. ralph's berry says:

    ^lmao

  5. Artie's Dime Bag says:

    I hope it’s better than his last DVD. It’s the whiskey talking stunk on ice.

  6. artiefan says:

    ITWT was good.

  7. Artie's Butt Hair says:

    This does not even look like Artie. Looks like he had face lipo and a hair weave.

  8. Alpharaider says:

    He said it’s an old picture someone took of he and Levy backstage at a gig.

  9. Darek in OrLangedo says:

    Arties favorite drink is jack and water and levy was a coke head. Cmon guys

  10. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    we have some captain non obviouses as critiquers.

    anyone got any good costumes for parties? Im Kenny MotherFucking Powers this year in case anyone cared.

  11. miter benesdurty? says:

    Thanks geniuses for the clarification. But I thought the time when artie got hammered in vegas during the show (its on HTV) a few years back, he was drinking jack and cokes all day? Also, why put Levy on the cover? Doesn’t make any sense. How is Levy any more worthy than any of the dozens of comedians artie knows? I think artie just likes that pic of himself and Levy just happens to be in it. Has he talked about this on the show…yet?

  12. artiefan says:

    Artie had briefly mentioned it the day he came back last week from being “sick”. He said he thought it was just a funny picture and so he wanted to use it. Has nothing to really do to with Levy. (Levy isnt on the DVD)

  13. Alpharaider says:

    That’s what I was getting at AF-why the hostility, guys? I was just posting what I heard on the show.

  14. People are super hostile here -> more so than a few months ago.

    Everybody (except Artie) smoke some weed or something…

    :-)

  15. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    AF, are you going to be able to get an advance of the album and maybe preview some cuts?

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