Friar Artie

Artie talked about his bald spot this morning and Howard said it was like Friar Tuck. Thanks to John Alatis for the imagery.

Artie Lange as Friar Tuck
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19 Responses to “Friar Artie”

  1. Awesome! I fear one day I will lose my hair, I hope I can pull it off and not worry too much. If it’s true you get the hair loss from your mom’s side, I have nothing to worry about. On the other hand, my dad lost it in the middle a long time ago.

    Great post AF!

  2. Ian Do It says:

    I didn’t know it had gotten so large. Maybe he should start taking measures to try and slow the damage.

  3. april says:

    ouch!

  4. Cupcake says:

    I miss being on this site – but IT is pretty serious @ my new job so I will have to wait a bit to let my bad habits kick in.

    there’s a guy in my neighborhood who looks EXACTLY like Artie and i’m pretty sure he’s from back east based on the fact that i always see him in Giants and Yankees clothing.

    he has been jogging for a few months (that’s when i see him) and steadily losing weight. i caught myself checking him out yesterday and now i’m wondering if i only think he’s cute bc of my love for his famous doppelgänger…

  5. Artie's Dime Bag says:

    There is a guy that wanders my neighborhood that looks like Artie. Maybe because it is Artie when he visits his house at the Joisey shore. LOL

  6. Artie's Entertainment Lawyer says:

    He needs to start trimming shorter and shorter over a period of time until he finally goes bald, or at least buzzed high and tight. This is the only acceptable way of dealing with baldness. Anything else is ridiculous.

  7. djtr says:

    what is a doppelganger? i could look it up, but..

  8. miter benesdurty? says:

    Doppleganger is the unknown twin. Typically one is good, the other is evil. Old wives tale is we all have one – are you the good one or bad one? In artie’s case, I think it’s obvious.

  9. ralph's berry says:

    holy shit. if artie’s cute, i must be brad pitt.

  10. luciferjonez says:

    being that it’s taking place at the crown of his head, couldn’t he try rogaine or propecia?

  11. artiefan says:

    If anyone finds out, let me know. I need some help up top too.

  12. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    my buddy takes rogaine and he says it just stopped it from happening anymore, he really hasnt seen an improvement in regrowing hair.

  13. artiefan says:

    Yea thats what I thought. That type of shit is bullshit. I thought once the hair follicle or whatever dies, it aint comin back?

  14. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    but it doesnt hurt to try it if your having that problem. whats the best that could happen is that you dont lose anymore hair?

  15. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    btw your site is still on non fall back time.

  16. artiefan says:

    That stuff is expensive. And how do you know if its working or not. Your hair falls out over time.. .years.. so if you are using it for 6 months, how do you know it is working or not?

  17. Arties Favorite Herpes Laced Hooker says:

    you dont see hair in the shower is what he told me.

    did anyones sirius not work at 2pm today? i was listening to wrap up show and it started aquiring signal but its been doing it for 15 minutes now.

  18. poopsidaisy says:

    Mine worked fine all afternoon.

  19. Alpharaider says:

    Life is cruel-you have to remove hair from body parts that make you look/feel disgusting and watch it fall out from the place that makes you feel the worst! My husband is dealing with the whole male pattern baldness thing and no matter what I say to let him know that it doesn’t matter to me (I didn’t marry his hair!) it doesn’t help. Tell me guys, what do I have to do to let him know I still see him the same way I did the day we met? Yea-I’ve tried all of the tricks and I compliment him and tell him he’s hot(which he still is to me)-nothing works. He just continues to be down on himself. Now I’m pullin’ my hair out…..

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